AN: im jus ritin dis now becuz i gut a butload o insparashun What is your idea of inspiration?
den i went 2 hagwats. I have a few comments on this sentence. Let's get the story straight. You found out you could summon fried chicken. The your mom found out and kicked you out of the house. So you felt the house and went to Hogwarts. How did you know about Hogwarts? dena nigga came out a no were an says "hey im harry potter". Harry Potter is WHITE! i turned an said "u aint harry potter!11 i saw him in da movis!"
"i no but fo da audeance dey got a wite boi 2 play mi" Because you are a white boy.
"wat i said. Bravo. I love this sentence.
"u herd mi" Did he?
"dem rassist ppl!" How is casting a white actor for a white character racist?
i entred da big ol place were everabodi eatz The Great hall? an dey put da wiserd hat on mi hed and it says "yo in ravenclaw" Sorting Hat malfunction. To be in Ravenclaw you have to be smart, wise, and literate.
"hey daz were i stay" sed harry potter. Harry Potter is in freaking Gryffindor! den we both went to da room togedder. wen we were dere we saw the dumbldoor. What a strange spelling for Dumbledore. an he turnt 2 mi an sez "welcum 2 skool distrect 7 (wateva dat meens).You just mixed Harry potter with Hunger games. im ur dumbledoor." You have won your own personal Dumbledore!
hairy turnd t mi an seys "dis is da dumbledoor of da entire skool." No freaking way.
"hi mistr duumbledoor"
"yo can call mi alvin".And you can call Hagrid Simon and Snape Theodore.
"ok alvin" You mean Albus?
"goodbi" he sed an raned out on hiz broomstik. Awkward mental image.
"im sleepi" sed hairy potter Hairy-having lots of hair.
"butt its not even 12 o clock yet" i sed Because midnight is a normal curfew.
"i no but tomorow we hav skool I should hope so, you're at boarding school. an ill sho u all de pretti girlz Wow. an how to play bromstiks"It's called Quidditch!
"sho" i sed "do u lik 50 cent?" Random topic change.
"do u lik soulja boi?" sed harry What does that have to do with anything?
we were best frends. You met him an hour ago. How do you become best friends in an hour?
Is anyone else wishing they could burn their eyeballs?
