For some unknown reason I wrote this :P
I don't know why, but I did.
Well it's on my iPod anyway, so…Heh
Anyway, if you're wondering, it's Sora, singing the slightly altered version of the Barbie Girl song by Aqua, when he hears a rumour that Riku is dating Kairi ;D
-iplaydestructionbarbie-
Kairi's such a bitch
She is just a witch!
I really hate her
Why would Riku date her?
Riku's such a man
I'd do all I can
Just to do him (yes)
I just wanna screw him
(She's such a bitch I wanna scratch her eyes out)
I have dreams about him
Being inside by den
And we hold and we kiss
Like we're sweethearts
But that Kairi's a slut
With her cute little butt
And I guess Riku likes boobs
Made of plastic
And I cry, everyday
Cause' straight up that bitch is in my way!
Kairi's such a bitch
She is just a witch!
I really hate her
Why would Riku date her?
Riku's such a man
I'd do all I can
Just to do him
I wanna screw him
When I see her, I will knee her
(oo-ooo-oo-yeah)
I will punch her and I'll crunch her)
(Ohhhh, Oh yes)
Riku: Hey Sora
Sora: Hey Riku!
Riku: Look whose over there!
Sora: Well if it isn't Kairi! Yay the rumours aren't true!…but still…
Riku: Hey Kairi it's us! Come over here…Look
Sora: Right over here missy!
*kick*
*punch*
Take that you little slut!
*punch*
You hooker!
*kick*
You bitch!
*kick*
*punch*
'Scratch your eyes out!
*Kairi lays unconscious on ground*
Sora: Oh uh Sorry
Riku: Let's just get the hell outta here.
-thejavalikesyouandthejavalikeme-
AUTHOR NOTE: Well, uh, yeah that was pretty random. Anyway, next time I put my iPod on shuffle, I'll at least TRY to write a decent one-shot :D
I'm actually kind of writing like three stories at once soooo…yeah.
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(random question, I know)
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