For some unknown reason I wrote this :P

I don't know why, but I did.

Well it's on my iPod anyway, so…Heh

Anyway, if you're wondering, it's Sora, singing the slightly altered version of the Barbie Girl song by Aqua, when he hears a rumour that Riku is dating Kairi ;D


-iplaydestructionbarbie-

Kairi's such a bitch

She is just a witch!

I really hate her

Why would Riku date her?

Riku's such a man

I'd do all I can

Just to do him (yes)

I just wanna screw him

(She's such a bitch I wanna scratch her eyes out)

I have dreams about him

Being inside by den

And we hold and we kiss

Like we're sweethearts

But that Kairi's a slut

With her cute little butt

And I guess Riku likes boobs

Made of plastic

And I cry, everyday

Cause' straight up that bitch is in my way!

Kairi's such a bitch

She is just a witch!

I really hate her

Why would Riku date her?

Riku's such a man

I'd do all I can

Just to do him

I wanna screw him

When I see her, I will knee her

(oo-ooo-oo-yeah)

I will punch her and I'll crunch her)

(Ohhhh, Oh yes)

Riku: Hey Sora

Sora: Hey Riku!

Riku: Look whose over there!

Sora: Well if it isn't Kairi! Yay the rumours aren't true!…but still…

Riku: Hey Kairi it's us! Come over here…Look

Sora: Right over here missy!

*kick*

*punch*

Take that you little slut!

*punch*

You hooker!

*kick*

You bitch!

*kick*

*punch*

'Scratch your eyes out!

*Kairi lays unconscious on ground*

Sora: Oh uh Sorry

Riku: Let's just get the hell outta here.

-thejavalikesyouandthejavalikeme-


AUTHOR NOTE: Well, uh, yeah that was pretty random. Anyway, next time I put my iPod on shuffle, I'll at least TRY to write a decent one-shot :D

I'm actually kind of writing like three stories at once soooo…yeah.

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