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Alright you scrubs, despite the weak support I still continue this shit so place ur asses down, pop the corn, raise your dongers (ง ͠° ʖ ͡°)ง and read this shit and maybe if u are awesome u will review this glorious piece a fine art!

TUPAC ALIVE IN SERBIA!


Syndra quickly realized one thing, Luigi was unlikable. She hit him with every possible thing she could find, including bits of wood, chairs, tables, a fork and everything that her powers could do. Every time Luigi would simply appear behind her or stand back up asking:

"Are you done yet?"

No, there is not such thing as 'invincibility' and she knew it too well, the many matches in the Rift proved her that she is right but this man, no, this thing was solid proof that she was wrong, or, that she wasn't powerful enough and she wasn't going to let him simply walk away, she was way to stubborn for this. Also, she had something which Luigi didn't had, she had Zed who already sneaked past Luigi waiting for her signal. yes, this was perfect, he was in her trap, oh how glorious it will be to see him dying, screaming in pain.

In a split second she launched all her dark spheres at Luigi while Zed placed his Death Mark on his chest. In the following second Luigi was tossed into a wall, Syndra's spheres crushing his limbs and bones while Zed's mark made Luigi's chest explode, scattering blood and flesh on the already bloodied floor.

This was it, not a single creature from the Institute could've survive this. Zed moved to Luigi's lifeless body, knelt besides it and said:

"Let's get a look at your face now."

When Zed tried to remove the huge smile which Luigi wore as part of his weird mask, Luigi caught his hand and tossed him into a wall, making a pretty decent sized hole in it leaving Syndra speechless as Luigi got up, dusting his cape.

"This is one of the most impolite ways in which I have been welcomed, you should be ashamed of yourself!"Luigi said still dusting his cape. Syndra tried to say something but her words simply couldn't come out of her throat.

"Well then, I suppose is my turn."Luigi said then pulled out a classic dueling sword and started advancing towards Syndra who started to back away from his, one step at the time.

Yup, the situation was fucked up.


Meanwhile...

Samantha could create fire with her wands so she had the wonderful idea of melting the tank's trap door which surely was going to take some time but with Gaben by her side nothing could take more then ten minutes, but in ten minutes, the ones in the tank could do so many things...

"Mein Fuhrer...I forgot to mention one thing..."Jodl said.

"And what exactly have you forgot to mention?Tell me, what's wrong with her plan of getting us out of here ot what's wrong with the tank or with the way I dress!"Hitler said trying as hard as he could to not shoot someone again.

"None of that Mein Fuhrer...You see, at the barracks my mom sent me a package, my favorite food, very delicious bean stew and you know what effects the bean stew has on me..."Jodl said.

"NO!JODL YOU BALD FUCKER DON'T YOU DARE TO DO IT!"Hitler shouted.

"I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but my stomach is a more powerful Fuhrer!"Jodl said then he farted and I mean a very stinky fart which made everyone curse everything in sight.

"FEGELEIN!FEGELEIN!"Hitler shouted while punching the poor Fegelein in the head while Gunsche did the most logical thing when someone farted in a damn tank. Fire the main gun of course.


Back at Luigi.

The tip of his sword was brushing Syndra's exposed neck and if she wasn't paralyzed by fear she would've done something by now. Just when Luigi was about to slice her throat, the projectile fired by Gunshce obliterated Luigi's right arm which was holding the sword then continued it's path until it hit the ground, far below.

Luigi looked at his missing arm, the back at Syndra who looked back at him.

"May I retrieve my we-"Luigi was cut off by Syndra who tossed him through a huge amount of walls but luckily he landed over his beloved daughter who just opened the tank.

"Greetings!"Luigi said getting back up.

"I think I've came across a very lovely person!"Luigi continued as Syndra descended into the huge room followed by Zed who right away looked at the giant hole in the roof, then at the tank, then back at Syndra:

"Sure Syndra, just birds, just birds..."

"This guy is the second one who does this mistake...WE AREN'T THE FUCKING LUFTWAFFE AND THIS THING BEHIND ME IS NOT A STUKA BOMBER!"Hitler said as he and the rest of his generals pulled out their Lugers and pointed them at Syndra and Zed.

"PUT YOUR FUCKING BALLS DOWN!"Hitler shouted.

"Mein Fuhrer, do you have any idea just how weird this sounds?"Jodl asked.

"DAMMIT JODL HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU ARGUE WITH ME EVEN WHEN WE ARE ALL POINTING THE GUNS AT THE SAME PERSON!"

"But maybe there are children reading this too!"Jodl continued.

"Oh calm down Dolfy, maybe they'll think that you asked her to place her tits down, if that is possible."Fegelein said.

"I don't think that your tits jokes are useful at the moment."Gunshce said.

Syndra tilted her head slightly and Zed pinched the bridge of her nose. Those people came out of nowhere into her house and now they were arguing. The man called Luigi regenerated his hand and was currently drinking tea through the mask as for the girl next to him, she was standing in a corner, holding her head with her hands and saying:

"Gabe Newell you fucking fat ass faggot you don't let me bring Slendy here but you put me with Hitler and his gang of retards!"

The generals continued their arguing and Luigi finished his tea and was ready to make everything clear.

"Please direct both your hearing and field of view towards my person, thank you. Now the question which sounds in your mind is who are we and what is our purpose here. Well this is simple my dear Sovereign, I am Luigi Malefico, the young lady in that corner who is currently busy with praising our lord Gabe Newell is named Samantha and our lovely group of generals if formed of Gunsche, Jodl, Fegelein and Adolf Hitler. Our mission here is simple, find and capture a man known as Gabbar Singh, wanted dead or alive who took refuge into your world. We believe that he is hiding into what you call Institute of War so if you would be so nice to escort us to the respective location, that would be lovely."Luigi said.

"Eh?"Syndra said.

Luigi sighed and said:

"Hey sup biatch me and ma crew need to git our azzez on da Institute of War thingy to cap Gabbar Singh's playa azz in da name of the original og Gabe Newell. Are you damn or not?"

"What?"

"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE NEED TO GET TO THE INSTITUTE OF WAR, ARE YOU HELPING US YES OR NO!?"Luigi finally shouted.

"If I aid you, will you leave me and Zed alone?"

"But of course, after you helped us in more ways then another..."

"What do you mean?"

"You see, you already know too much and Gabe Newell dosen't like witnesses o if you don't help us capture him then we will end you."Luigi said flatly.

"And if I aid you will you leave us alone?!"

"Nothing will make us happier."Luigi said and of course that Syndra accepted.

The road towards the Institute of War was long, it took like 2 days for the giant fortress to float until there but they all had a great time together, they even repaired the tank's door and Syndra's roof. Zed was grumpy all the way because this was one of the biggest cock blocks ever registered, Hitler managed to hold his number of retarded conflicts with his generals and Syndra under the number 12.

But they finally reached their destination.


"Nothing happened here Luigi, is EXACTLY THE SAME WAY IT WAS ALL THOSE YEARS!"Syndra said.

"Looks may be deceiving my dear associate. He's hiding here, I can feel his foul Indian stench..."Luigi said.

"Wait, he is Indian?"Samantha asked.

"Indeed."

"Ah, a gypsy, could this day get any worse?"Samantha asked and because Luigi was there, the day could still get worse.

"My new associate which responds to the name Syndra, I don't see the reason of why are you still mad at myself for interupting your little pre-mating ritual, after all, I've watched Adam and Eve mate and I've watched Samantha doing similar things with her lover so I don't see what's the trouble."Luigi said trying his best to help Syndra feel better.

Yea, he failed, not a big surprise and guess what Samantha heard this!

"WAIT!You have been watching me and Slendy?!"

"Indeed."

"What the hell...what kinda man does this, no, what kind of father does this!?"

"One who wants a better understatement of human rituals?"Luigi and Samantha began an ongoing series of curses directed to everything in sight which only made Luigi laugh.

Syndra shock her head and Zed said:

"When we are going to have a kid I'll make sure to keep the masked guy away..."


After a few more minutes of arguing the group decided that it would be lovely to watch a concert and everyone knows that Sona is the best when it comes to this kinda stuff plus she made the concert in the Rift.

Ah yeas, the place in which bloody wars and flame wars once raged on was now the place in which Sona was going to play her music, how ironic.

One thing to note was the fact that an insane number of champions came back here only to listen to her music, it was like a drug and Gaben could use such a drug in his plans...

"So what kind of music is this human going to play?The 1812 Overture?"Luigi asked.

"What is The 1812 Overture?"Syndra asked.

"You disgust me..."Luigi responded as he moved away from her. Even Hitler and his generals managed to hide the tank only to listen to this.

As soon as Sona was about to sing her first melody, the Rift started shacking as the ground beneath it collapsed, destroying the towers, every nexus, the baron pit and everything else.

Hitler was the first to say something:

"FEGELEIN HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGED TO BLOW UP THAT THING UP?!"

"IT WASN'T ME OLD FART!"


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Dis one a little shorter but hey, review and all that kinda shit