Sweet Mama

Summary

Happy's mother comes to Charming for a visit with her son for a few days.

Disclaimer: I dont own any of the SOA characters and any Oc's are purely mine own inventions.

A/N. Thankyou to those who reveiw this story it is appreciated.


Chapter 2

Happy's POV

I was sitting in the clubhouse, relaxing with a beer and listening to Bobby and Tig bicker like an old married couple, when I had looked up and saw Gemma walking towards the club house from the office with a smaller bitch by her side. I hadn't taken much much notice to begin with but I suddenly realised by the way that she walking that this was no bitch coming towards me, but my beloved Momma.

I was so shocked when I realized that it was Momma, all I could think was what was she doing in Charmin? she should have been in the Bakersfield Hospice, she had been seriously ill for the last six months and then I became angry aswell. She should not have come here, it wasn't that I was unhappy to see her, it was because I was so worried about her health that I didn't want her doing anything, especially anything that would put her at risk. Like coming here to Charming, where he knew his mother's attitude was bound to get her into trouble. She may look a sweet little old lady but anyone who made the mistake of upsetting her found out otherwise.


After a few minutes of hugging his Mother, Happy realised that it was unnaturally quiet, he looked up and saw Gemma smirking at him and she pointed behind him. Turning, he saw Bobby and Tig, who he had forgotten was behind him and most of the club staring at him in amazement, they had never seen him welcome anyone like this before. They looked a bit unsure at what he was doing and what they were witnessing, Happy groaned under his breath and turned back to Jolene. During this time she had been looking at the club members with curiosity and he knew better than not to introduce her even though he would have perferred to have kept her, to himself. He looked at her and she knew from the look in his eyes, are you ready for this? She smiled at her son and nodded.

Meanwhile, all the onlookers were getting restless and Tig being the way he was shouted, "Well, are you going to introduce us to this bitch? She has obviously got your attention". Everyone gasped and breathed in, in shock, Happy looked at him and before he could say anything, his mother pipped up with, "Im Jolene, his mother" Nodding her head at Happy. "and you, I take it you are the local... what..., the local Court Jester." Before Tig could say anything, Bobby came forward with his hand out and said "Welcome to Charming, Happy's Mum or do you perfer Jolene? Im Bobby,"

"Actually I perfer the Lene even though my given name is Jolene" She said smiling at Bobby. Looking at him she saw a gentlemen of middlege, overwieght, wild curly hair and surpisingly manners. As she continued to look at him she smiled and Happy seeing this thought, No way mum, you are not hitting on one of my brothers while you are here.

"Sorry about what I called you then, Lene" Tig spoke up at that moment.

"You can call me Jolene, Jester, only Bobby here gets to call me Lene and anyone who doesn't piss me off" Lene said turning to Tig and staring him right in the eye. Tig shivered, the only time he had seen that look in anyone elses eyes, had been Happy's, when he was about to strike.


Later in the day, Jolene was sitting at the bar in the clubhouse waiting for her son to come out of the chapel. As she sat and took in her surroundings, she found she liked what she saw, the bar was manned by a prospect whoms name she hadn't been told, so she tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "What's you name? Lad, I can't really call you prospect all the time that I am here, can I?"

Looking up from where he had been stocking up the shelves, Half Sack looked into what he thought was the most beautiful green eyes he had ever seen. He knew that the lady sitting at the bar above him was Happy's mum, he had been in the clubhouse when Happy had introduced her to everyone but him but he hadn't been able to talk to her or now. He knew he should't, Happy would kill hm and he was more than a bit scared of the cold emotionless Nomad but she seemed so nice staring down at him and he felt that she was interested in him as a person. Getting up, he stuck his hand out and said, "I'm Half Sack," She arched her eyebrow at his name and gave a small smile, "Half Sack?" He grimaced and said, "Long story, I stepped on with a landmine in Afghanistan and lost one of by balls".

"Ouch," said Jolene, looking at him with sympathy, "But are you are...able to have kids?"

"Oh Yeah," he said, "The other one works just fine" Smiling at Jolene in a goofy way. They carried on talking for a few minutes and got to know various things about each other, Jolene learned that Half Sacks real name was Kip and that he had been with the sons for about 10 months and worked at the garage since leaving the marines. In Half Sacks case he learned that Jolene loved motorbikes, kittens and dancing and would have learned more at the moment had the door to the clubhouse at that moment not flung open and a slender, trampy looking, female walked in.

She flounced to the bar and sat down, with a pout on her perfectly made up face, "Gives us a drink, Prospect", she sneered at Half sack and pointedly ignored Jolene sitting st the bar next to her. Jolene shook her head at the girls obvious rudeness and went to pick up her drink. Ima had seen Jolene shake her head and turned to her haughtily , "Whats your problem? BITCH" she screamed at Jolene. The main room went silent, the croweaters and hanger ons turned and stared at the action taking place at the bar, they couldn't believe what Ima had just said to Happy's mum. They knew that Ima was thick but they didn't think she was suicidal.

At the bar, Jolene turned and looked at the young woman and said "Are you talking to me?"

"Yeah, Im talking to you Bitch, who do you think you are judging me? Do you know who I am?" Ima glared ta the women sitting next to her.

Half Sack tried to intervene, "I don't think you should be saying that to her, Ima"

"What's it got to do with you? Numbnuts" Turning angrily back to Jolene, she demanded again "Who do you think, you are staring at? BITCH" The last word she squeemed at the top of her lungs and it was heard in the Chapel. Out in the bar area, people were watching what Jolene would do.

Jolene turned to Ima, looked her up and down and smiled sweetly at her and said, "I can't tell you what you think you are darling but I know what I think you are...a sad pathetic little skank...who thinks she is god's gift to the male members of the human race" Looking Ima up and down, in a sneering manner that made Jolene look like she had a bad taste in her mouth. When Jolene uttered those words and before anyone could stop her, Ima shrieked and took a swing at Jolene., who ducked and moved surprisingly quickly for a lady of her age and health.

When the catfight had started getting vocal enough to be heard in the Chapel, Clay and the guys had got up from the table to see what the commotion was about, as they got to the door and opened it, they were in time to see Jolene leap forward and slam Ima, face first, down hard on the bar. They stood there in shock as Happy's mother held Ima down and snatched a bottle from the bar at the side of her, smash it and hold it to Ima's throat. They all heard her as she leant down and said quite clearly and without hesitation, "If you ever try and hit me again, you little skank. I will slit you from ear... to... ear"