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Chapter 1: Onward, to Planet Namek!
- THE NEXT DAY -
Bulma woke up to sounds of packing in their bedroom. She groggily sat up and glanced at Vegeta, who was across the room, packing up his armor and clothes. She checked the time on their alarm clock and choked.
"It's 4 am, why the heck are you packing so early?! Come to bed!" Bulma whined, flopping back down in the sheets, covering her head
Vegeta tsked and walked over to their bed, ripping the sheets out of Bulma's grasp, but regretting it as he saw her only in her bra and panties. His face turned bright red, "Gods woman, do you always sleep in your underwear?!"
"Oh please, it's nothing you haven't seen before...and I like taking my clothes off in the middle of the night," Bulma defended herself, "And give me the cover back!"
"Black could be awake at any moment! We must leave as soon as possible or he could destroy the ship and the time machine!" Vegeta explained, dragging her out of bed, "Anything you need?"
"Well...I'll walk to the store..." Bulma assured, putting on a fitting black jumpsuit with a yellow tunic over it and pair of orange boots and a red hairband, "How do I look?"
"...Fine..." Vegeta muttered, preferring if she ditched the yellow tunic and just wore the black jumpsuit, "And what do you mean 'you'll walk to the store'?!"
"I'll go and get what I need," Bulma shrugged, walking out of the bedroom.
"No you don't! I'll be escorting you!" Vegeta growled, pacing after her, just done dressing himself in his armor.
Vegeta flew at a moderate place to the store, while Bulma held on to his neck with her life.
"You don't have to f*cking choke me y'know..." Vegeta muttered in her ear, scanning for the most stable built store avalible within the piles of destruction.
He finally found a decent standing Walmart, and flew in, setting Bulma on the ground. The lights were completely destroyed, making the store pitch black in combination of the barely rising sun.
"Use your ki to light the store," Bulma whispered.
"Idiot woman, Black would semse my ki if I do that. Use your phone," Vegeta whispered back.
Bulma took out her phone, and used her flashlight app to light up the area visible enough to see items, "Let's go!"
The duo began walking and Vegeta occasionally grabbed something that might be useful. They passed the grocery area, the toy area, and the clothing area. Eventually Vegeta grew impatient, "Where are we going?!"
"Just hold on Vegeta, it's hard to see in here!" Bulma stuck out her tongue.
"If it isn't anything important we should hurry up and leave before Black finds out!" Vegeta urged.
"Finds out what?" A smug, dark voice said from behind the couple.
'Sh*t!' Both thought, and Bulma shakily turned around and flashed her phone at Black, who looked too happy.
Immediately, Vegeta powered up to Super Saiyan God and flew at him, getting a good unexpected hit on Black's face, causing him to fly to the back of the store, crashing into a few aisles.
"Bulma! Get what you need and find a safe place to hide at! I'll get you when I can find time to escape!" Vegeta commanded.
"But Vegeta, I can't leave you here-" Bulma was cut off as Vegeta flew off straight towards where Black was last seen.
"Stupid Saiyan..." Bulma muttered, turning around and running the opposite way Vegeta left.
"Show yourself, imposter!" Vegeta yelled, throwing numerous ki blasts towards the area Goku Black crashed at. Vegeta hovered over the area to scan any power levels.
Suddenly, his leg was grabbed from down under and Vegeta was thrown into the ground, with Black attacking him with a volley of punches. Vegeta swiftly blocked Black's attacks before finding an opening, and kicking him out of range.
Black noticed a trickle of blood leaking from his mouth, and wiped it with his hand, chuckling manically, "You won this round, Prince...but now it's time to get serious..."
Black powered up and transformed into Super Saiyan Rosé, grinning with malicious intent, "Hmm...I wonder if I should target that little human before I destroy you..."
Vegeta clenched his teeth at the mention of Bulma and powered up to Super Saiyan Blue, "LIKE HELL YOU WILL!"
He then charged ki in both of his hands and then released it similar to a Double Galick Cannon, revealing a devastating beam, "GAMMA BURST FLAAAASH!"
Goku Black used both of his hands in a attempt to block off the blast, but it was futile as the attack eventually consumed Black, causing devastating damage to him, and his surroundings.
After the smoke cleared up, Vegeta powered down to base form, and fell to the ground in exhaustion.
'Finally...' Relief flooded Vegeta's mind until he heard some debris moving not too far away from him.
"You...think...that puny...attack could...defeat me?!" Black coughed on his own blood as he shakily stood up, limping towards Vegeta.
Vegeta struggled to move his body from the ground, but his bones refused to move. He clenched his eyes shut as Goku Black prepared a small blast capable of wiping him out.
Black stood over Vegeta, chuckling evilly, "Prepare...to die-!"
BANG!
Goku Black fell to the ground, knocked out as Bulma stood over him, holding a solid iron frying pan, "No one kills my fiancé but me!"
Vegeta was shocked, but slightly happy at the sight of his fiancé, but that emotion quickly turned into anger, "I told you to-"
Bulma shoved a Senzu Bean in Vegeta's mouth, effectively shutting him up for the time being. Less than a minute later, Vegeta easily came to his feet, fully healed. He was then engulfed in a hug.
"Don't ever tell me to run away again!" Bulma growled, glaring up at him, tears appearing in the cornors of her eyes.
"...Did you at least get what you needed?" Vegeta asked, quickly choosing to change the subject.
"Yeah!" Bulma proudly held a half a year's supply of tampons, pads, Midol, chocolate, and strawberries.
About ten minutes later, Bulma and Vegeta made it back to their base without any more delays.
"Is everything in the ship?" Bulma asked Vegeta, who nodded.
"We basically cleared out the house..." Vegeta scoffed, putting the spaceship into a capsule.
"Okay, let's go!" Bulma giddily ran outside, with Vegeta calmly walking after her.
Vegeta threw the capsule, and the spaceship was revealed once again. The two walked in, and Bulma sat in the pilot seat, while Vegeta sat in the passenger seat.
"Hope you know where you're going..." Vegeta muttered, causing Bulma to slap his wrist.
"Course I do! Planet Namek is coordinates 9045XY!" Bulma proudly stated, setting he coordinates in and pressing auto pilot.
Immediately, the spaceship blasted into the air and immediately started breaking barriers of the atmosphere, causing Bulma to fly out of her seat, "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Vegeta caught her just before she was literally a dead fly on the wall, and trapped her in his arms until they we're out of Earth's orbit, travelling at hyperspeed with stable gravity.
"...Thanks," Bulma sheepishly chuckled, whilst Vegeta rolled his eyes and set her down.
"You're troublesome," He simply stated, causing her to giggle.
"But this troublesome woman got us on our way to Namek, huh?!" Bulma proudly puffed her chest.
"...Guess so. Along with nearly getting us killed," Vegeta shrugged, "...When are we supposed to be at Namek anyways?"
"Like 5 months," Bulma stated, causing Vegeta to choke on his own spit.
"Five months?! That's January!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Yup! We'll spend every single day together in this ship for the next five months!" Bulma grinned.
"...I'm going to train," Vegeta started to walk out of the pilot room, much to Bulma's dismay.
"Aww Vegeta! You wouldn't dare leave your fiancé bored, would you?" She pouted, running up to him and pulling his arm.
"What else do you suggest we do?" Vegeta glanced at Bulma, and immediately regretted it as he saw a perverted look on her face.
"I think I have an idea..." Bulma whispered in his ear as she traced circles around his chest.
Vegeta turned bright red as he quickly went out of Bulma's grasp, shouting, "Don't tease me you perverted woman!"
"Don't act innocent, I feel you touching me all the time while you're supposedly 'sleeping'!" Bulma snapped back.
"Well at least I don't try to sneak in the shower unlike you," Vegeta sneered.
"At least I don't participate in Mom's stupid old areobics tapes!" Bulma revealed, causing Vegeta to gasp in shock.
"THEY'RE FOR TRAINING!" Vegeta exploded, transforming inti a Super Saiyan. Bulma flinched and ran out of the room, laughing as Vegeta took chase after her, shouting profanities.
- A Few Days Later -
Bulma sat in the pilot seat, monitoring their position in the universe, noticing something was wrong.
"We're forcefully being dragged into the atmosphere of another planet!" Bulma whispered as a small dot ahead, started to appear bigger each second.
"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled, and Vegeta rushed in, wiping the sweat from his forehead with a towel, just finishing up training.
"What is it-...I know that planet," Vegeta spoke after glancing at the giant panel monitoring what's ahead.
"You do?"
"Yes, I forgot the name, but the look is familiar...I think Father might've mentioned the planet to me or something..." Vegeta mentioned, "Why are we headed towards the planet?"
"We're being forcefully pulled in!" Bulma informed.
"Hmm...their energy levels appear to be very weak, so we should be fine...Just follow my lead when we land,"
"Okay!" Bulma nodded.
Eventually their ship crashed into the unknown planet, and Vegeta and Bulma walked out, just to see a bunch of humanoid insect like creatures surrounding their ship, pointing spears at them.
"You are now in the territory of Planet Arlia and the Arlians led by King Moai! Surrender now and forever hold your peace!" One of the Arlians yelled.
Vegeta gave a long look towards Bulma, and then raised his hands up in the air, Bulma following suit. He sarcastically spoke, "We surrender, oh mighty ones, as you have overpowered us,"
"Yeah, you better surrender you disgusting bags of flesh and water! Come, let us show you or leader!" An Arlian named Lesoy ushered the duo to follow the crowd.
"Vegeta, are you planning something?" Bulma whispered behind to him.
"Don't worry, just follow my lead," Vegeta reassured, and then grinned, "This is going to be hilarious..."
- Meanwhile -
Goku Black roamed the streets, cursing to himself as he let Vegeta and the blue haired mortal slip away from his hands. He couldn't find their energies anywhere, and it was making him upset.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" A voice yelled, causing Black to halt his steps in amusement.
A fat, bald man walked towards Black with a Tarzan get up, "I'm here to destroy your wrong doings once and for all! RIGHT GUYS?!"
"YEEAAAAH!" A crowd of humans, including Hercule, Yajirobe, Korin, and Oolong shouted behind him, like 200 feet away.
"And who are you, little mortal?" Goku Black chuckled at the small man.
"THE NAME'S BLUTZINGER!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled, holding up a Nuclear bomb.
"The heck? Are you trying to kill yourself?!" Goku Black flinched and took a few steps back at the deadly weapon.
"GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed.
Next Time: Bulma and Vegeta vs Planet Arlia
A/N: Okay people, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, it took a lot of thinking to set up this whole story and put it into 14 chapters. I'll try not to go too fast and release a bunch of chapters at once, but I won't have you guys wait like half a year. At most I'll release chapters once/twice a month so the story can last until May. Anyways hope you enjoyed the chapter and be sure to favorite, follow, and review! Don't be afraid to also PM me for suggestions, questions, etc.!
