Disclaimer: I do not own the Outsiders.

Note: I got the idea for this short while watching the Sandlot. I watched it and was all like, "Oh yeah, that's like, totally Two-Bit". Then I hit myself for saying like and totally. :)

Another note: Yay. reviews. :)

xxMonkeyPunkxx - I am glad you love my Two-Bit stories because I love writing them. I hope you enjoy. Post-script: I love your name, Monkeypunk. Its a fun name.

Superdope - Yes. Two-Bit is very entertaining.

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Two-Bit loves playing baseball in gym. He loved getting outside, getting some fresh air..and he loved being the back catcher.

" You need to relax abit...you're way too tense. You're gunna miss it, I'm tellin' ya..." Two-Bit said just before the Soc at bat took a swing, and like Two-Bit said, He did miss. Two-Bit threw the ball back to the pitcher and went back to his position.

"You wanna know what I do to relax? Its real easy..I just think about your sister."

Swing. Miss. Two-Bit catches it and throws it back.

"Yeah...I just...picture her up near the bleachers...naked...shes naked - "

Swing and a miss. The Soc turned around, " Shut up, Greaser!" He yelled.

Two-Bit raised his hands, " Hey now, I'm just tryin' to start a friendly conversation here..."

There was a pause. The soc dropped the bat and started walking away when Two-Bit asked, " You think she'll go out with me?"

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The next Soc at bat missed the first time. Two-Bit laughed and said, " That's one. Man, you suck at this."

Missed the second one, too. He gripped the bat tighter.

"Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. Strike three! You're out."

Once again, the soc missed and walked off, cursing Two-Bit under his breath.

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"Man, it looks like you got beaten half to death by a ugly stick."

The Soc swings and misses. Two-Bits facial expression was deadpan.

"Seriously..." He said, " You should really consider surgery.."

The soc cursed as he missed the ball..

"You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards. "

As it turned out, this specific soc had a short temper. He threw down the bat and tackled Two-Bit. It took several minutes for the teacher to break up the fight, in the end, the soc had a broken nose, and Two-Bit had a black eye and a busted lip, laughing uncontrollably.

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ta da!