"Are we there yet?" Talia groans, "My feet hurt!"
"Oh my god do you ever shut up, un?" Deidara yells, glaring at her.
"Well excuse fucking me, what do you expect me to do, your making me fucking walk with broken ribs, not very chivalrous of you is it blondie? And you!" She shouts, pointing at Itachi, "Why aren't you carrying Sora, you are the one who injured her take some fucking responsibility you Uchiha Bastard!" He cocks an eyebrow at her, "don't give me that condescending Uchiha look, fucking carry her or I will fucking pull your entrails out your penis!" That seemed to get a reaction out of him, he sighs and turns to Kisame, switching so that Sora is now on his back, "Good now Kisame would you pwease carry me?"
"My arms are tired, maybe in a bit?" Talia nods and turns to glare at Deidara, "Carry me bitch!"
"Who, me, un?" Deidara asks, looking confused.
"Yeah you are the only one not doing anything, Sasori's carrying my bags, Kisame and Itachi both have taken care of Sora, now its your turn you lazy blonde bitch!"
"Why should I carry an annoying bitch like you, un? You have done nothing but bitch and complain this whole time, un!"
"Carry me, hand mouths!"
"What the fuck, how do you know about my hand mouths, un!"
"I know everything!"
"The fuck!"
"Now carry me bitch!"
"Fine if it will make you shut the fuck up, un!" Talia hops on his back, Deidara lets out a huff, but doesn't seem all to effected by the added weight.
"So are we there yet?" Talia asks, giggling at the loud groan Deidara emits.
"You know," Deidara starts, a smirk on his face, "I would drop you on the ground if not for the fact that your body feels nice against my back, un"
"Fucking pervert!" Talia screams, pounding her fists into his back.
"Jeez, calm down, I'm giving you a compliment, how big are you anyway, un?"
"What do you mean?" Talia asks, leaning over his shoulder and looking at his face.
"You're cup size of course, un."
"That shit is private, you little pervert!"
"Come on spill, you must be twenty three with a rack like that, un!"
"I'm seventeen you asshole!" "Wow, how is that possible, un?"
"I am well endowed, now stop talking about my boobs!"
"Alright then lets talk about your thighs, un."
"I swear to god I will take a knife and shove it down your throat!" Talia growls, kicking her heels into Deidara's stomach, he hisses and falls silent.
The group keeps moving, trudging along the dusty path lit only by the moon, which was slowly starting to set. In the silence, Sora found herself waking up on some-bodies back. Her vision is hazy but her nose catches a whiff of a soft yet manly shampoo. 'Smells better than axe,' she thinks to herself, blinking her eyes a few times. Black ebony locks are brushing delicately against her cheek, she almost releases a giggle at the tickling sensation. She is on Itachi's back, she contemplates whether she should announce her awakening or stay quiet. Itachi notices at once though, his back straightens slightly, and he turns his head to look at her, sharingan deactivated revealing charcoal orbs. They glance at each other for a moment, then Itachi faces forward, but does not utter a word. Sora blinks, wondering why someone who had tried to strangle her would carry her so carefully, 'probably because of my ribs,' she thinks. She smiles delicately regardless, and cuddles her head deep into his shoulder and tries to fall back asleep, at least for a little bit longer.
"Did you just fucking pinch my ass?" Talia whispers in a deadly tone, so much for a little extra sleep, Sora sighs, looking through half lidded eyes at the two.
"Maybe, it is right there, un" Deidara chuckles, Talia is going to kill him, so Sora decides now is the best time to announce that she is awake with a random thought.
"I'm thirsty," Sora whispers, her voice coming out crackly and her mouth tasting metallic.
"Sora!" Talia cheers, hoping off of Deidara's back causing him to stumble a bit, "You have awakened, are you ok?"
"I'm thirsty," Sora repeats, hating how dry her throat feels, Itachi gently lets her down on the ground.
"I have soda in my bag." Talia says, Sora sticks out her tongue at the idea.
"H20 bitch," Sora says, massaging her neck lightly, bruises starting to form.
"Here," Kisame says, handing her a bottle of water, "there isn't much but it should hold you over until we get to the base."
"Thank you Nii-chan!" Sora says, drinking the last of the bottle.
"Nii-chan?" Kisame asks, tilting his head to the side.
"You're my Nii-chan!" Sora says with a smile on her face, "I'm still thirsty, how long until we get there?"
"Not until mid-afternoon tomorrow," Sasori answers, looking down at the path ahead.
"Not unless you get blondy's bird to take us there, it is still night time." Talia says, looking towards Deidara.
Deidara scowled and reached into his pouch, "I don't see the point in taking them with us. We can just interrogate them here, un." Sasori sighed.
"True, but I wish to see what Pein-sama wants to do. We may be able to learn something if we can get anything useful from these two…" Sasori walked over to the girls and ordered them to turn around; wordlessly they followed his command. "Just as a precaution…" Sora was the first to feel the tug of his chakra around her wrists. "Wouldn't want you two thinking of getting away with the birds." Sora's wrists were bound securely behind her, Talia was soon restrained the same way.
Talia rolled her eyes, "As much as I'd love to be bound and at your command, Sasori, I don't think this is necessary." Deidara turned his attention to the girls now, Talia in particular. He grumbled almost inaudibly as he molded the clay.
Sasori cocked an eyebrow, "Oh..?" Deidara scowled and tossed the birds to the ground and in an instant puff of smoke the birds became larger. He, along with Itachi and Kisame, jumped on the first bird; Talia Sora and Sasori jumped on the second. The wind caused by the bird's wings shook the trees and ripped leaves from their branches. Deidara's bird led the way.
"My hair" Sora whined shaking the hair out of her face. "Stupid wind…"
Talia flipped her hair behind her shoulders, "I like it down better anyway." Talia and Sora sat at towards the front of the bird with Sasori at the back. "Hey" Talia's voice was hushed as she leaned towards Sora. She leaned towards Talia to listen closely.
"What?"
"What do you think is gonna happen?"
"I'm not sure, maybe they'll just kill us and dump us in the river" Sora stated flatly. Talia twitched slightly at her friend's blatant dismal statement. "What?"
"Oh nothing you're just being more pessimistic than I usually am. But, what if…" Talia trailed off.
"What if what?"
"What if we have to work with them, or something?" Talia looked at the sky thoughtfully. Sora grunted in response. There was a long silence before one of them spoke again. "Sora….Do you think anyone will miss us."
Sora felt her heart drop, hearing her friend say such a thing hit her hard. "Well, of course we'll be missed. Why would you think that?"
Talia shrugged and remained silent. Sasori cleared his throat causing the girls to turn to him. "You two should get some rest. This is still going to take a while." They nodded and leaned back. After a lot of squirming to find a comfortable position they eventually drifted asleep.
Sora is the first to awaken by the gentle bounce of another person's stride. Her eyes are met with a dull light once they open. "Morning" Itachi stated flatly staring down at her. She fidgeted under his gaze.
He could at least smile instead of looking at me like a creeper, she thought. Sora let her gaze roam over her surroundings, taking everything in. Deidara held Talia a few paces behind them with Kisame at Itachi's side and Sasori in the lead. They are surrounded by a rounded rock tunnel with dim lights lining the ceiling leading into the darkness.
"Are we in Akatsuki…" Sora almost couldn't contain her excitement. Her mouth slowly curled into a grin as she watched Itachi, awaiting the confirmation she desired.
"Yes, Pein-sama will decide how you two will be dealt with." Itachi continued to stare at Sora with an almost curious look, as if she was a strange animal.
"Oh thank sweet Jashin-sama" Sora squealed, unable to control herself any longer. Itachi's look turned to full confusion now. "What?"
"You don't seem very afraid for someone who could lose their life in a matter of minutes." Itachi shifted Sora to make carrying her more comfortable. Sora's grin turned to a simple smile.
"Well," she turned to look ahead, "I guess you have a point. To be honest I really am afraid, yet…"
Itachi 'hm-ed' and looked at her with an anticipating gaze. Sora searched her brain for the right words to say that wouldn't make her sound crazy. She closed her eyes and tilted her head back, all the while humming softly. I can't say that I feel a sort of fulfillment now, Sora thought, I mean sure meeting someone you adore and actually talking to them is great. Sora scowled.
That doesn't compare to this though, something we thought impossible, it's almost like I'm to happy to accept the possible truth I so blatantly stated to Talia last night…
Sora was pulled from her thoughts by Itachi once again encouraging her to continue. "Oh, sorry. It's complicated I guess, maybe if we don't die I'll let you know."
Itachi once again 'hm-ed' in response before falling silent once again.
Talia groaned low and shifted slightly, unable to move fully thanks to being carried once again. Talia's gaze was only that of the soft blond hair she had been unknowingly cuddling into. Another quite groan escaped her lips as she rested her head on Deidara's shoulder.
He chuckled, "Well I was wondering when the silence would end, un. Guess I shouldn't have my hands here anymore, un." Talia closed her eyes and furrowed her brow before realizing how dangerously close his hands were to her butt.
"Hnn, I'm to tired to care right now." She nuzzled his shoulder and got comfortable as a small yawn left her mouth. "I'll kick your ass later." Talia exhaled deeply to relax the rage burning inside her.
"Aren't we the affectionate one, un." Talia cracked her eyes open to see Deidara grinning at her. Talia, being her childish morning self, stuck her tongue out at him. "Might want to watch who you do that too, someone might just take advantage, un."
Talia's eyebrows furrowed in frustration. "Deidara, you can just shut the fuck up." Deidara laughed.
"Is that any way for a proper lady to talk?" Deidara pushed Talia up a bit more to keep her from sliding off his back.
"I don't give a fuck." Talia wrapped her long since unbound arms around Deidara's back to hold on better.
"It's ok," Deidara chuckled, "I've always had a thing for naughty girls, un."
Talia twitched slightly then smirked. Gently, Talia brushed a few hairs away from Deidara's face so he could get a good look at her. She smiled sweetly at him and said, "Oh deary if you wish to keep your penis where it is and not in a ditch somewhere," Talia's face completely changed, "I suggest you stop talking." Deidara shuddered and turned his head forward. "Now let me sleep."
Deidara grunted and rolled his eyes, "No fun, hn."
Soon the group reached large wooden doors with ornately designed handles on them. Sasori pushed them open to reveal an even dimmer room with a long table in the middle surrounded by chairs. At the far end of the room was another desk with a shadowy figure sitting behind it.
Talia and Sora watched in awe and said in unison, "Pein-sama…" Itachi and Deidara led the awe struck friends to the chairs closest to Pein's desk as Sasori talked with him. Kisame had placed their belongings on the table, staying close to keep the two from taking them.
"Alright then" Pein stated as the girls took their seats. The other three took their seats as well and watched in silence. "Sasori tells me you are not of this world…" Pein's voice hinted that he wanted the girls to elaborate a little.
Talia spoke up first, "This is true. We live in a very different…er, universe…" Talia trailed off, her mind was void of any possible way to explain their situation without sounding insane. "It's hard to explain."
"Well," Sora spoke up, "the other night we were both watching TV and while we were…" Oh jeez, Sora thought, if I say we were fighting over a Sasori doll…
"Very Distracted" Talia emphasized this fact.
"Yeah…My TV started doing weird things and strange lights came out of it. It was like a portal was opening and it began to suck us in. We both tried to get away from it but-"
"My stupid fucking backpack had to be a piece of shit and let go" Talia snapped.
"After that I remember Talia hiding with me behind a tree…" Sora trailed off and looked at her friend who was fuming beside her.
"We, well I did first, woke up in the forest and that's where they," Talia japed her thumb at the four behind them, "attacked us." She crossed her arms and added, "The first time." Pein tilted his head ever so slightly and raised an eyebrow. "The second time is when they decided to bring us here."
Pein nodded, "And their reason?"
"Well we kinda sorta know a bit about the Akatsuki…" Sora smiled nervously.
"If you are truly from another world as you claim then how is it you know what we are? Or that we even exist?" Pein narrowed his eyes and watched us suspiciously.
"In our universe we sort of watch other 'universes' for…entertainment." Talia sounded hesitant in her words and began to twirl her hair between her fingers out of nervous habit. "I'm not sure how else to describe it."
"As painful as it is to say, we just want to go home" Sora mused, Talia nodded.
Pein closed his eyes in thought, contemplating what to do with the girls before him. The scowl on his face wasn't a good sign.
"Pein-sama, un." They all turned to face Deidara as he stood. "I have something to add, un." Pein nodded. Deidara walked up beside Talia and placed a hand on her head. "This one more or less gave Itachi a good beating, un." Pein's expression softened ever so slightly, Deidara smirked down at Talia. "And her friend put up a good fight before this one showed up, un. With the right training it might be worth it to keep them around for a while."
"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but you do have a point Deidara." Pein walked forward so he towered over the girls. "How about we make a deal?" They nodded. "If you serve us until we no longer require you we will help you find a way home. Also you must aid us by using anything you know of our world, if you don't listen you will be killed." The room fell silent as Pein studied the girls expressions.
"Do we have a deal?"
"Yes" They said in unison. "Good." Pein says, "Now Deidara and Sasori I want you two to train the black haired one."
"Talia," She fills in, leaning forward, "I'm Talia, and she is Sora."
"Right, and Itachi and Kisame will train Sora, put them up in a spare room near your respected rooms. I want their training to begin tomorrow. You are dismissed."
The group left the Leader's office, the door closing behind them.
"Well that was interesting, now how about that hospital visit, my ribs are fucking aching!" Talia shouts.
"We still have those pills the doctor gave us that you have to take!" Sora says, reaching for the bottle in Talia's bag.
"Ugh you would remember those, bitch." Talia growls, "Now how about that hospital visit!"
"Come on its this way, Kakuzu should be in there, un." Deidara sighs, leading the group towards the medical wing.
"Deidara, Kisame and I are going to leave and go to our rooms, you and Itachi are in charge of taking care of the girls." Sasori says, "Do you understand?"
"Yes Danna I understand, un." Deidara groans, "I might get back to my room a little late since Talia and I will be playing Doctor."
"In your dreams pervert!" Talia growls.
"Itachi make sure she doesn't kill him." Sasori sighs, Itachi Hn's.
"I'd very much enjoy some medical attention." Sora groans, holding her ribs.
Itachi takes the lead, Sora following closely at his side while Deidara and Talia keep throwing comments back and forth.
"Come on I bet you look good in a nurse's outfit, especially with those-"
"I swear if you start talking about my tits again I am going to strangle you!"
"Fine… with an Ass like that I'd pay money to have you examine me."
"Oh for the love of Jashin-sama!"
"Hidan go the fuck away!" a voice shouts, "I am sick of your Jashin bullshit for one day!"
"Kakuzu?" Sora asks, walking into the room the voice came from.
"Hey, your not Hidan, who the hell are you?" The bounty hunter asks, looking down at her with his fierce green eyes.
"I'm Sora, and over there is Talia, we are the new members." Sora answers, bowing, "Its nice to meet you Kakuzu."
"Itachi, explain."
"They're the new members, they got injured, heal them." Itachi shrugs, his tone even.
"Is it true you have four faces sewn into your back?" Talia asks, eyes wide.
"How the fuck do you know that?" Kakuzu asks, eyes wide.
"We watch you while you sleep, anyway can you heal us?" Sora asks, cutting off Talia.
"Bitch stole my line," Talia pouts, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Come over here and I'll heal you, where are you injured?" Kakuzu asks, leading Sora towards a bed.
"My ribs are broken, and I have a few bruises on my neck, can you heal them?" Sora asks, sitting down.
"Of course I can, just lay back and I'll have it healed in no time." Sora does as instructed and watches with curious eyes as Kakuzu timidly presses his fingers into her ribs, feeling each one individually until she lets out a hiss of pain, clenching her eyes shut, "Definitely broken, but it's the only one." He places his hand on the place of the broken rib and a warm green light begins to emit from his hand. Sora watches with wide eyes, her ribs pain slowly receding until she did not feel it at all.
"Wow!" she gasps, as Kakuzu lets her sit up, "That is so cool, and you can heal my neck too?"
"Let me see," he mumbles, lifting her head up gently and running his fingers along the bruises, "I can heal them a little bit but the bruises will remain for a few days."
"Alright," He heals her neck quickly then turns to Talia, "You are also injured?"
"My ribs, go figure, so I just lay down and you work your chakra powers?" Talia asks, taking Sora's place on the bed. He begins prodding at her ribs, she hisses twice.
"Two broken ribs and it feels like they've been broken before," Kakuzu sighs, his hand glowing green as he heals her wounds.
"Yeah I know not my fault," Talia sighs, tucking her arms behind her head, "So are you a heartbreaker?"
"I do not find your questions amusing." Kakuzu sighs, removing his hand.
"I'm just asking, I mean you go around stealing people's hearts, so you have to be a heartbreaker. Got to say that is not a good way to find love rag doll."
"Rag doll?" he asks, irritation growing in his eyes.
"She doesn't mean it, thank you for healing us Kakuzu!" Sora cuts in, tugging Talia off the bed and towards the exit.
"You never let me have any fun," Talia pouts.
"I think its best not to piss off the person who will be healing our wounds when we get injured," Sora sighs, walking up to Itachi "Where are we going next?"
"Well Talia and I are going to my room to play Doctor, un!" Deidara smirks, leaning towards Talia.
"We're going to take you to your rooms, there in different hallways so you two will be separated for awhile." Itachi answers nonchalantly.
"No!" Talia screeches, lunging at Sora, wrapping her arms completely around her friend, "We can never separate!"
"We are destined to be together forever!" Sora cries with as much drama as Talia, returning her embrace.
"Well then how about a threesome, un," Deidara suggests, "I like brunettes, although I must say I like you're hair a lot better, does the carpet match the drapes?"
"I will fucking kill you!" Talia growls, "Sora is mine!"
"Regardless we should take you to your rooms, you can see each other tomorrow," Itachi says calmly.
"Fine," Talia pouts, "I love you, if he strangles you again I will kill him, pinky promise."
"I think I'll be fine Talia, and if you wake up naked and in an unknown place, I'll burn his penis." Sora answers, the girls hug one more time before they are taken down separate ends of the hall.
Sora's POV
I sigh and look over my shoulder, I have no idea where we are and Talia is gone. I frown slightly and look over at Itachi, who is looking forward with a blank expression on his face. I look down at the floor, I wonder if I should start a conversation or just keep my mouth shut. I bit my lip, the worst he could do without causing harm to my body is throw me into Tsukiyomi. Oh wait, I think, the conversation we were having earlier.
"Invigorating," I whisper, finally finding the word, he seems slightly confused, looking at me with a questioning look, "Well I couldn't find the word before when we were talking, and I told you I'd tell you if I lived, and here I am, so that's the word, Its invigorating."
"I do not know what you mean." Itachi whispers.
"Well, it was scary, the prospect that we may have been killed but it was also so refreshing, such a change of pace. I mean to be in a world that we've only seen on our television screens. It's such a rush, it's the first time in a while I've been so… well look at that I'm at a loss for words again."
"Alive?" He asks timidly.
"No, I think more free," I whisper, smiling slightly, "back home I have so much to do but here, I just feel…free."
"Free…" he repeats, almost looking surprised.
"Kind of odd isn't it, saying I'm free when I am technically just a tool for the Akatsuki, but it's how I feel."
"Odd," he mumbles.
"What is you're feeling towards Akatsuki Itachi?" I ask.
"A place to sleep and eat, nothing more," he answers.
"Well that is kind of depressing."
"Hmm?"
"Well you'd think spending all of your time here when you're not on missions this place would at least feel a little bit like a home," I stress, looking up at him, "You don't feel even a little emotional attachment to this place?"
"No," he says, his voice cold.
I fall silent, this situation is so awkward, if Talia were here she would just say something inappropriate and the silence would be broken. But she is off somewhere with Deidara and I am left alone with Mr. Emotionless. I let a sigh escape my lips, and out of the corner of my eye I see Itachi look at me. Everyone is entitled to their opinions I suppose, but honestly if I stayed here as long as him I would consider it home.
"I've upset you," He says, stopping in the middle of the hallway.
"No," I say quickly, putting my hands in front of me, "everyone is entitled to their opinions; your answer just surprised me is all."
"Entitled," he mumbles.
"Yeah, it's not my place to judge your opinion, I am sorry if I upset you." I answer, putting my hands together in front of me and bowing lightly.
"I upset you though."
"No it confused me," I insist, he stares at me for a long time, not in an intimidating way, but in a more 'who is this strange freak' kind of way. I met his eyes, even though I know I shouldn't, his orbs which before were bright red are now back to the charcoal color. It seems like an eternity, us just standing there in silence, look at each other. I remember thinking, he has such beautiful eyes then-
"You're room is right here," he says out of nowhere, breaking the silence, I turn to where he is pointing and notice a door.
"Oh, thank you, I guess I'll see you in the morning." I mumble, opening my door, "Night," I say turning around, but he is already gone, I cannot help but frown and close the door to my room quickly.
I turn and look around the space, the bed is tucked into the corner, fresh linens sit on top, waiting to be put on the bed. Two doors are on the left side wall, I check and see that the first is a small closet, and the second is a bathroom, with a shower. Across from thedoors on the opposite wall is a dresser and a small bookshelf.
I look through the drawers and find two sets of navy blue pants and two tank tops, with fishnet sleeves and two towels. I take the new outfit and a towel and try out the shower, its decent, and stocked up with shampoos and conditioners. It feels nice to be clean, and the clothes are slightly more comfortable then the kimono.
After my shower I leave the towel on the floor, and fold up my kimono, leaving it in the bottom shelf of the dresser. I make the bed quickly, already tired; I've been sleeping so much. I jump into bed and put my head against the pillow, the semi-wet tendrils sticking to my cheek. I close my eyes and quickly fall asleep, the darkness reminding me of Itachi's eyes.
Talia's POV~
It was a long while of walking in silence which seemed odd as I'd pegged Deidara to be more of a talker. I was debating whether to talk and deal with his annoying comments or deal with the silence that was slowly destroying my brain, oh how I hate it.
I suppose I'll go with the lesser of two evils, I thought, maybe it wont be so bad.
I crossed my arms and looked at him out of the corner of my eye. "So," Deidara turned his head to face me, "why did you do that anyway."
Deidara tilted his head, "What did I do, un?"
I sighed, "You helped us. You didn't have to speak up in our favor."
"True," Deidara grinned, "but then I couldn't have my fun with you, un." With a loud sigh he added, "This place is so boring when I'm not on missions, un. Having you around makes things much more interesting."
"You mean us" I corrected him. Deidara only smirked and said, "If you say so, un." He slowed to a stop at an unmarked door close to one that his name was inscribed on. He opened the door and motioned for me to enter, he followed me in.
I glared at him, his smirk pissed me off yet was almost alluring in a way.
Ew, did I really just think that? No matter, he can't compare to Sasori's level of awesome. I grinned at my thoughts and turned away from the blond to observe my new room.
A bed with dark grey covers and deep red pillows sat against the wall towards the left side of the room. Next to the bed on one side stood a dresser and on the other side a nightstand. Closest to the door leading into the room on the same wall was an empty bookcase, on the wall opposite that was another door and a ways down from that door was another; in-between the doors a desk and chair was against the wall. The walls were the same color as the bedding and the floor was surprisingly not stone but a scuffed up wooden one.
"That door," He pointed at the one closest to us, "is closet the other is a bathroom, un." He moved closer to me and said, "In there should be a towel if you want to take a shower. Not to sure about extra clothes though, un. If you need any help I'm just a room away, un." I growled as my face tinted red and shot him a death look, he chuckled at this. "Yeah yeah I get it just get out" I fumed as I pushed him out. I heard his laughter slowly fade as he walked down the hall. I kicked the door in frustration, grabbed a towel and entered the bathroom. It was decorated in a more average way and had all the things a bathroom should.
I looked at myself in the mirror over the sink and ran my fingers through my dyed hair. Once shiny and soft locks had been turned into a messy weave of tangles. It also had dirt clumped in it and sweat made it stick to my face. I glared at my messy hair for a bit until I decided to shower. The warm waters relaxed my body and surprisingly there had been little bottles of shampoo and a small bar of soap.
I wrapped a towel around my body as I stepped out of the shower then one around my head for my hair. Upon wiping away the fog from the mirror I could clearly notice the damage that had been done. I had two cuts on my left cheek and one close to my right eye, there was also a growing bruise along the right side of my jaw stretching onto part of my cheek. Two more small cuts shown on the left side of my neck and one larger one on my shoulder.
I sighed in irritation, my cuts always showed up more after a shower. "Wondrous" I mumbled. I took the towel off my head and shook my hair; using the brush on the counter I quickly went through my hair to part it the right way as usual and shook it. I always hated it when my hair stuck to my face…
"Now I can just get dressed and go to-" I paused before letting out a loud frustrated yell. "God damn piece of shit Deidara." I kicked the door hard, creating a dent. "God damn it, these doors are just as bad as the ones at home!" I kicked the door again causing the dent to grow. I groaned loud as I lightly banged my head against the door.
Not the best way to let out my frustrations, but it's what I do.
I pressed my arms against the door and rested my head against them, eyes closed to better concentrate. What to do, I thought, I can't just walk out of here and ask for clothes. Well maybe out of the bathroom, but definitely not my room. Just the thought of that….Uhg. For the love of Zelda, why! Why! God damn mother fucking piece of shit Akatsuki, having everything people need except spare clothes!
I heaved a loud sigh in attempts to dull the excitement caused by my rage.
"I don't have a choice. I'd rather ask for clothes then have one of them go to wake me up to find me naked…" I grinned, "Well, maybe if it was Sasori, but the chances are too slim." I gripped the doorknob firmly and sighed for possibly the millionth time in five minutes. However, it started moving before I wanted it to.
"Talia, un." Deidara's deep voice sounded from the other side. I instinctively turned and pressed my back to the door with all my weight.
"What the fuck do you want blondy" I hissed. Surprisingly he wasn't applying that much force, just enough to wedge his foot in the door.
Ok you prick, I know for a fact if you really wanted to you could have this door open in an instant. I may be strong but against a male ninja I would think I'd be beaten… This little fucker is probably just messing with me! Oh God damn you to the evil realm along with Ganondorf!
His voice pulled me from my zelda based thoughts of torture, "I brought you some clothes, un." I stopped pushing the door and cracked it open enough to see him; however I stood so that all he could see was my face. Deidara held up clothing the same color as his, dark gray and dark blue.
I narrowed my eyes on him and snapped, "What's the catch? Do I have to get dressed in front of you?"
Deidara smirked and laughed. "Well if you want to then by all means go ahead, un" He purred. I could feel my face burn with the bright red blush that slowly made itself noticeable. "Sadly I had not thought of that, your mind must be a little bit worse then mine, un. There is no catch, only a problem." Deidara held them out and I quickly snatched them away, shutting the door in the process.
"Oh? And what's that" I spoke through the door as I began shaking the clothes down for one of the more important things.
"Well I couldn't find any underwear for you, un. I'd have asked Konan for an extra pair, but if I really wanted to get smacked in the face I would have walked in on you while you showered, un." It was like his tone reflected the stupid look he probably had on his face right now.
"Silly blondy," I pulled the shirt over my head and turned to the mirror, "you know I would have killed you. A slap wouldn't even contain the sufficient amount of force to do that." I raised an eyebrow at the strangely familiar clothes, funny, they must be his. I'm glad he didn't ask Konan, wearing another girls underwear is a tad bit gross…
"Besides," I opened the door, almost causing him to fall, "I sorta pegged you to be the type to have a spare pair of girls underwear handy, ya' God damned pervert."
Deidara rolled his eyes, "Very funny." He ruffled my hair, I glared but to no use as this only made him smile. "You should get some rest, it may be early but there will be training tomorrow, un. I assume it will be your first time, un." I didn't look at him as I nodded. "Then I'll be gentle, hn." He turned on his heal and began to walk away.
Something pulled at my heart, a normal occurrence for me, however impossible to get over. I can't believe I'm about to do this…
"Hey Deidara…" I bit the inside of my lip hard as I looked up waiting for him to turn.
"Hm?" Deidara tilted his head towards me.
"I guess I'm kinda sorry for being a bitch, so uh- well…thanks for the stuff. Yeah…" I could not stop fidgeting, oh God how I hate apologizing. Actually, I just hated being wrong in general, that and admitting it…
Deidara nodded and continued walking, letting me stand awkwardly in silence; but he stopped and turned in the doorway. "No problem, see you tomorrow double Ds, un." The door was securely shut long before I could process what he said.
"Double Ds…?" Then it clicked and I screamed, "You God damned pervert!" I stomped over to the bed and pushed all but one pillow onto the floor before getting under the covers. His words still pestered my brain as my mind slipped the darkness that was sleep.
