Why Shadow Fears Fan Girl Writers
Chapter 2: The Time Jump from Hell
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Shadow was put into a cell which had a concrete floor, three walls and just a set of bars on the fourth wall. At the back of the room there were shackles that went around Shadows wrists and ankles and they were hanging from the wall and took short to walk anywhere or even sit down. The chains were thick and strong otherwise Shadow would have broken out of them already. The Commander had gotten this cell especially made for Shadow, he wasn't planning on letting him out any time soon.
However, Shadow was futilely trying his best to tug on the chains and escape. "It's no use hedgehog, you'll never escape from here." The Commander said, standing outside of the cell, looking at Shadow in triumph.
"Of course not…" Shadow sighed, he just knew he was destined to suffer. "Now I know what's coming next… a huge speech about how you defeated me… or you're going to call me scum for having Black Doom's blood." Shadow said irritably.
"Yes actually-" The Commander began but he was cut off.
"Well save it. I've heard it all before… it's not like Lucy Labrador's not done this already." Shadow snapped.
"You're right… I'll just cut to the end." The Commander said and cleared his throat. "You're Immortal, so you'll survive staying here without food water or rest for a few months!" The Commander said maliciously.
"Oh… what a surprise, this has never been done to me before in any Fanfiction. How original!" Shadow said sarcastically. "Just move on already will you!" he yelled. That's when The Commander walked off out of site.
Shadow didn't like this, the cell was damp, cold and there was a leak in the ceiling in the corner of the room, the water was dripping into a bucket, making little splashes every few seconds. At first it was annoying then the sounds of water made him feel slightly uncomfortable-
"Oh… for chaos sake… not now…" Shadow groaned, holding himself between the legs, he looked over to the bucket. "Perhaps I can reach it and…. go in there." he said while struggling to grab it but the bucket was just out of reach. "Damn it." he whimpered. "I have to pee… is that just too much to ask?" Shadow said looking up feeling as though he could cry.
"What's wrong with making you need to go… I'd say it's original… it's never mentioned in the games and hardly anyone puts it in their stories… what do you think?" Shadow heard the author's voice, he sighed;
"It's… okay… I suppose." he said unenthusiastically but then felt another twinge in his bladder. "I mean it's brilliant, totally original!" he exclaimed, plunging his hands between his legs. "You've proved your point so can we just move on…" Shadow sobbed.
Suddenly, a heavenly light shone down upon the prison cell door and the bars came to one side. Shadow's face lit up in delight. "You're Welcome." came the voice. Shadow didn't move, he just gave an annoyed look.
"There's just one problem… I'm still stuck to the wall!" Shadow yelled out angrily. Abruptly, the chains came off the wall and Shadow went flying out of the door because he had been pulling on them at the time. He then made a run for the exit.
Shadow was relieved that he was finally free and somehow his chains were off. "So… what have you got for me now that's so original." Shadow scoffed while walking down the street. "I wonder… more GUN soldiers? An Eggman robot? Road toll!" he jeered. He stopped on the spot and looked down onto the floor. "Chaos emerald…" he sighed and picked it up. "I guess I have to find all of these now." he said and put his emerald away.
"You won't have to… I have them." he heard a voice boom. Shadow looked up to see Black Doom floating and coming down closer to the ground. Shadow's eyes narrowed.
"I should have known you'd return…" Shadow hissed.
"Yes, you didn't even defeat me the last time you saw me." Black Doom said triumphantly.
"No… because this is Lucy's story… and she likes to repeat herself." Shadow complained. "One torture session with Black Doom just wasn't enough for her." he said to himself. "So, let me guess… you're going to punish me for betraying you." Shadow said, looking up to Black Doom in lack of amusement.
"Yes." Black Doom said putting his hand out making Shadow fall to the floor in agony again. Shadow cried out with pain, the horrible pain!
"Please… just make it stop! It's too much!" Shadow cried out on his hands and knees, tears falling from his eyes. "I'll do anything!"
"Anything?" Black Doom said mischievously, Shadow nodded desperately. "Say you love me Shadow." Black Doom requested.
"What?"
"And call me daddy… go on… do It." he hissed. Shadow gulped and took a deep breath.
"I- I love you daddy." Shadow sobbed in pain and because of the humiliation.
"Now admit that you're not the ultimate life form… I am." Black Doom said.
"I'm not The Ultimate Life form… because you are." Shadow sobbed even more.
"I think that's enough… for now." Black Doom said, he put his hand back down to his sides and the pain stopped. Shadow got up shakily, wiping the tears from his eyes.
"I hope no-one ever knows about this." Shadow trembled, trying to get himself together again.
"Shadow, it's on , of course people will know about It." came the author's voice. Shadow cried out in anguish;
"My reputation!" he screamed out for his loss.
"You know what would gain you back your reputation? If you fought Black doom right now… in your super form, that would be cool!"
Shadow thought about it then looked at Black Doom with pleading eyes this made Black Doom sigh. "If you wish, hedgehog." he said, and gave Shadow the power of the emeralds so that he could transform into his super form.
"Let's go." Shadow said, and they both teleported to space which was above the planet and near Space Colony ARK. "I have you now Black Doom-" Shadow said but choked up. "What's going on, why can't I breathe? I can breathe in space in the games!" Shadow exclaimed, grabbing his own throat. He then narrowed his eyes as he realised. "Lucy you…" he couldn't think of what to say, so he growled out in frustration. "I'd better get this over with other wise I'm done for." Shadow said to himself.
Shadow created a chaos spear with his hand and swung it at Black Doom. Black Doom cried out in pain as it hit him in the face. "Curse you hedgehog, you defeated me!" his enemy exclaimed.
"… What?" Shadow said, his mind going blank. "That was too easy… this is madness!"
"This is a Lucy Labrador story!" Black Doom said and sighed himself. "I can't believe I was made to contribute to a meme… I feel your pain Shadow, I really do. Good luck with that author Shadow…" Black Doom said and disappeared.
Shadow then made a dash for the space colony Ark, which's window had been fixed as there was no mention of it still being broken. But it was too late, as Shadow got inside his body couldn't take it any more, the lack of oxygen made him weak so he fell unconscious, as he did Shadow mumbled to himself. "Just how many times… have I ever passed out in a Lucy Labrador story?" then he hit the floor.
EPIC TIME JUMP TIME!
51 Million years later Shadow awoke. A lot had changed since the 21st century when GUN found Shadow's so called dead body on the ARK and put it on Prison Island in a cold storage chamber to be kept forever. Prison Island had been abandoned and rotted away, the land was eroded by the millions of years of harassment from the sea and the area was polluted, the thick dirty air making the area dark.
There had been tales that not so long after Shadow died, a horrible creature came and destroyed so much things on the planet, killing half of the population in the process.
Shadow had not awoken on his own, his body had been summoned from the grave or… cold storage chamber by a human by the name of Kane Robotnik who was in search of the worlds Ultimate Life Form. He took the unconscious Shadow back to his ship which he used to travel and live, which brings us back to now.
When the scientist had nearly lost all hope, Shadow awoke from his 'dead' state. He was laid down on an experimental table, but Kane didn't plan to experiment on him. Shadow sat up and looked around in confusion, having no idea where he was. For the next moment he didn't care, he felt awful. "Water… I need water…" Shadow rasped urgently. Kane ran to get him a drink, he gave Shadow the glass and he gulped it down in a few seconds. "More!" Shadow cried out. So Kane got him another and another until Shadow was feeling hydrated. He had one last glass feeling a lot better and he said, "So… what year is it?" he asked and took a gulp of his water.
"The year 51 Million." Kane said, Shadow spat out his mouthful.
"What!" Shadow exclaimed. "This is… impossible… what the hell is Lucy thinking?" Shadow groaned. "This is the most random and stupid time jump I have ever-" Shadow stopped and tensed up and crossed his legs. "Where's the bathroom." Shadow asked shakily.
"Umm… I'll show you to it." Kane said, helping Shadow off the table and leading him out of the room and down the corridor. "There you go." he said, opening one of the doors in the corridor to a room that had a toilet in. Shadow ran inside and slammed the door behind him.
While he was relieving himself Shadow thought 'If it's millions of years in the future right now… why are the toilet's exactly the same?'
He came back out of the bathroom and he was led back to the room that he started in so that they would carry on their conversation. "So Shadow, I'm a fellow Robotnik, an ancestor of your creator and I also helped you wake up. Do you mind helping me?" Kane asked.
"I guess so. I've nothing better to do." Shadow said, not sounding bothered. "But what am I helping you with?" he asked.
"I plan to-"
"Wait…. I know this. You plan to take over the world. No, I'm not helping you do that. I should have known, you're a Robotnik which means you're probably an evil scientist who plans to take over the world." Shadow said feeling aggravated.
"But you said you'd help me." Kane complained. "You have to work for me!" he demanded.
"I didn't say I would work for you, I said I guess I could but I wanted to find out what you were planning to do first. Are you as stupid as the writer of this story?" Shadow insulted him, Shadow then realise that he had insulted the author too so braced himself for his punishment.
"You will work for me! I'll make you!" Kane exclaimed, he then got out a control panel and pressed one of the buttons on it. Not long after, a furry horrible monster came running into the room. It was three times as big as Shadow, it stood on two legs and had teeth and claws.
"Oh no… the most pathetically made up creature ever… this really is a bad punishment." Shadow said sarcastically and sighed, getting ready to fight it. The creature grabbed Shadow with it's big clawed hands, Shadow didn't see this coming so was caught easily. "No way! I should have been able to dodge that, Lucy you biased bitch! This isn't a fair fight!" Shadow yelled in anger and frustration. Shadow then felt the consequences, the monster squeezed Shadow with all of it's might.
The poor hedgehog screamed out in pain, begging for mercy. "Make it stop… I'll do anything!" Shadow said, feeling a slight sense of déjà vu.
"Say you love me." Kane smiled evilly. Shadow just stared at him with wide eyes.
"Okay… Black Doom, I can understand saying that but… you!" Shadow exclaimed.
"I don't know what came over me." Kane said, looking confused.
"Fanfiction… that's what came over you… now…. Please." Shadow choked, he could no longer breathe because he was being squished.
"Work for me and perhaps I'll order it to stop crushing you." Kane said.
"No way…" Shadow said, tears started falling from his eyes from the agony. Kane felt bad, seeing Shadow cry so he ordered the monster to stop torturing him, the hedgehog was dropped on the floor where he collapsed in agony. "I… hate you…" Shadow groaned.
"Everyone seems to hate me." Kane sighed.
"I can see why." Shadow scoffed, recovering himself from the pain.
"You what!" Kane yelled threateningly. Shadow kept quiet, Kane waited for an answer.
"I'm not saying it… Lucy… this is just the most pathetic attempt to redeem myself, it's not going to work just-" ZAP! "Ahh! Okay… I can see… pie." Shadow said.
"That may rhyme with 'I can see why' but I know that's not what you said." Kane said.
"I know." Shadow said, looking up in anger. Kane ordered the monster to grab Shadow again but the panicked hedgehog was able to doge and run for his freedom out of the room and down the hall. Kane came running after him but it was no use, Shadow was much faster.
Shadow found the exit, ran out of the large ship which was luckily on the ground, otherwise he would have been stuck, or would have had to jump. He shot off into the distance, not looking back, a part from once, he wondered what the ship looked like on the outside.
Now exhausted, Shadow sat down somewhere quiet panting. "I'm so glad that's over… this was certainly one crazy Fanfiction, Lucy… I'm glad it's over." he sighed.
"Over? It's only just beginning!" Shadow heard her say.
Lucy Labrador
