Okay, I'm well aware that this story is yet to have any reviews, but I personally like writing these.
So, I can only hope that you guys tell me which jokes are good.
Please?
Anway, enough of this, let's go on!
"Hey, Gannon!"
"What now, child?"
"You know what you and Thor have in common?"
"…What?"
"You both use L'Oréal on your hair, don't you?"
"…How did you know?"
"Hey, Kirby!"
"Poyo?"
"You know why you're so low on the favorite's list?"
"Poyo!?"
"Cause you suck!"
"…Poyo…"
"Hey, Falc."
"Yes?"
"SHOW ME YOUR TUBES!"
"…I'm not the right guy for that, you can go and ask Mario though…"
"Hey, Glitchz, help!"
"What? What is it?"
"There's a virus is my computer!"
"…Why?"
"Hey, Megan."
"Yeah? What's up?"
"RICE of you to stop by, I was feeling kinda lonely by my self, TOFU agree?"
"…You bring dishonor to your whole family."
"I know."
"Hey, Little Mac; you know why you're always sent to the infirmary?"
"Because I fight hard?"
"No, cause you have problems with your recovery."
"…Like you can do any better…"
"Hey, Link."
"Huh?"
"Knock knock!"
"…Who's there?"
"Hey, listen!"
"OH DEAR GOD NO, IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!"
"Hey, Marth!"
"What now?"
"In soviet Russia, you're still a girl!"
"…Why me?"
"Hey, Shulk!"
"Yeah?"
"I'M REALLY STEALING IT!"
"…You're stealing what?"
"Your catchphrase."
"…"
"Oh yeah, and your banana-mando."
"…I understand why Samus can't stand you now…"
"Hey, Samus, isn't today your special day?"
"Umm. Yeah, what if it is…?"
"I Shao Khan't believe it's your birthday!"
"…Yeah, wrong game there…"
"Hey, Violet!"
"…What now?"
"What is Bruce lee's favorite drink?"
"…Tea?"
"WAAAATAAAAA!"
"…I don't get it…"
"Hey, Villager, have you ever thought of catching squirrels or a living?"
"No, why would you ask?"
"Cause it would be so easy for you! All you've got to do is climb up a tree and act like a nut!"
"…I now understand why most people can't stand you…"
"Hey, Violet, tell me something."
"…Go on."
"Why don't you ever see Hippo's hiding in trees?"
"…Cause they can't?"
"Nope, it's cause they're good at it."
"…Okay, umm, that's not exactly possible…"
"Hey, Dark Pit!"
"What do you want?"
"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"The answer is something like 'because seven ate nine', right?"
"Nope, it's because seven is a six offender!"
"…Is this one of your stupid human jokes?"
"Hey, Bowser! How do ADHD kids repair a lightbulb?"
"I don't care."
"Let's go play on our bikes!"
"…And this is why I don't care…"
"Hey, Ike, you know who should be in smash bros?"
"Please don't say Goku…Or Ridley…"
"Oh no, neither of them!"
"Okay, who did you want then?"
"JOHN CENA!"
"…Who?"
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed it!
Till next time, bye bye!
