Discalimer: I don't own Naruto, sadly...

Deidara: *pats me on the back* You did the right thing...
Chapter 2: Welcome to...HELL!

"I have to give this to, sir!" An employee panicked as he carried a tray with bakudon and coffee. Sasori was passing by with many papers in hand. Both collided and fell to the ground. "NANI! I have to go back and make a new batch!" The employee whined. The employee's name was, Itachi Uchiha. He was the boss' servant in the building. He has to run all the way to the ground floor to make the boss' favorite coffee and bakudon and run all the way to the 13th floor. You might say that, "THERE'S ALWAYS AN ELEVATOR IN BUILDINGS!" well, the elevator is Deidara's only. All employees go on the stairs. "I'll help you with that..." Sasori offered. Everyone on the 13th floor gasped. "What?" Sasori questioned. "You mean you don't know. Two things. 1. Deidara- I mean sir doesn't want anyone offering anyone help or even saying the word help. 2. Sir has good hearing. He could hear you right now. So... good luck!" Pain whispered to Sasori. Then on cue, Deidara's door slammed open. "WHO THE HELL OFFERED HELP!" Deidara yelled that the whole building's windows almost shattered. Everyone pointed at Sasori. "YOU! COME INTO MY OFFICE!" Deidara shouted as he pointed to Sasori. Sasori stared at Deidara. "NOW!" Deidara yelled, pointing to the floor. Sasori walked to Deidara's office. Deidara shot Sasori a glare. Deidara's face read, HURRY-THE-HELL-UP-IDIOT. Sasori quickened his pace and finally enetered Deidara's office. "Now, WHY THE HELL DID YOU OFFER HELP!" Deidara yelled at Sasori. Deidara used his fingers to position his glasses back into place. "What's wrong with offering help?" Sasori asked, staring at his own reflection on Deidara's rimmed glasses. "Well, puppet boy. Everyone has legs and hands. They can do it themselves,hmm. If they don't use them, why the hell were they born with arms and legs if they won't even use them?" Deidara explained. Sasori stared at Deidara. "My turn to explain. Helping is making their arms and legs have a rest. The people who haven't used them much can use them to help those who haven't rested their arms and legs yet. Helping is a good deed and a good deed is it's own reward." Sasori explained. Deidara just stared at Sasori. Sasori was proud of himself because he thought his theory got into Deidara's head. "Just get back to work,hmm. Don't help anyone from now on." Deidara ordered and crossed his arms. 'WHAT! I EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO HIM CLEARLY AND ONCE AGAIN HE THREW IT LIKE TRASH! LIKE MY RESUME!' Sasori's mind exploded but he forced a smile on his face. "Yes, sir." Sasori said and stood up and left. "He doesn't need to teach me the physics of helping, ya' know..." Deidara growled as he put his hands behind his head as he drifted off to sleep.

-3-

"So? You okay now?" Pain asked Sasori who was behind him. "SHH! Sir might hear you!" Sasori said as he took a look at Deidara's door to see if he heard. "NAH! He won't hear me. He takes a nap by this time because he says he will need energy soon when the manuscripts come in. He needs to check which is in or out." Pain explained as he made his hand support his head. " Wow. You know a lot about, Sir." Sasori awed the intelligence of his co-employee. "Pff! That's not all I know about sir." Pain showed-off. "Oh yeah! My name is Nagato! But you can call me Pain." Pain introduced himself as he shook Sasori's hand. "And, there's my angel! HI KONAN!" Pain shrieked with joy as he waved at a blue-haired woman who is a few inches away from their table. Konan just rolled her eyes. "LOVE YOU TOO!" Pain yelled at Konan. "I didn't say I loved you, loser!" Konan yelled back. "She loves me so much! She even gave me a pet name, LOSER!" Pain said with his hands on his heart. "Anyway... CHANGE OF SUBJECT!" Sasori yelled. "Hi newbie! Hope you will f***ing enjoy hell and it's devil because that's where we are today!" An employee swore as he slammed his hand on Pain's table. "Hi, my name's Hidan!" Hidan introduced himself. "Sasori." Sasori introduced himself also. "All and I mean all employees know everything about that f***ing excuse for a boss!" Hidan said to Sasori. "Give me one piece of information." Sasori challenged Hidan. "Okay, b**ch. Did you know that boss used to be a kind art teacher in prep? Bet you didn't know that!" Hidan yelled with victory. "A prep art teacher to a cranky boss? I don't believe it!" Sasori crossed his arms and pouted. Hidan looked around and took out a photo from his pocket. "I stole this one day because boss was asleep." Hidan whispered as he handed Sasori the photograph. The photo had a happy 20 year old Deidara on it. His face was smothered with paint. A bunch of prep students were hugging him. Written on the bottom of the picture was, "Me and my beloved students. I will never forget them. They loved me no matter what. Sadly, this stupid world makes people grow-up and change!". Sasori flipped the photo. A piece of paper was taped on the back. Sasori tore it off and read it. "I met a young man one day. He was one of my favorite students in prep. He loved art so much and even told me that I was his favorite teacher. His name was Bureibuhāto which meant braveheart. I said I remembered him and of course he responded answered me, 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!'. I was crushed but I told him I was his art teacher in prep. He said, 'Now I remember! That was the past old fart! I am like going out with my art teacher in 1st year highschool! You are nothing to me now!'. After that, he left me there with tears rolling down my cheeks. It tore me apart. Every time I go to prep to teach, I can't seem to smile anymore. I pictured all of my students growing up and forgetting about me. I yelled at all of them one day. I yelled out, 'YOU'RE ALL JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME! YOU'RE ALL GONNA GROW UP AND FORGET ME!'. All the kids were crying when I was yelling. I regret myself for doing that. The principal fired me so I left to change my life. One day, I helped a woman carry her stuff and her husband beat me up and thought I was in the hots for his wife. I explained that I was just helping out. He didn't listen. He yelled to me, 'People have arms and legs! They can do it themselves unless they really need help! My wife has me!'. I stayed in my house for 2 weeks straight and then it happened. I started turning the tables in my house for no reason. I tore everything that stood in my home. A bunch of men came to my house and said that I will live in a more civilized place. Yes, I have a mental problem. I suddenly do stuff that I am not suppose to do for no particular reason. I now took a job as a boss of a manga writing company. I kept my problem a secret. I don't do insane things all the time but it is often when I am home. My house have cameras from the government. My life sucks... I wish I can die right now...I want no one to know, not even my employees. I hate this world. It never gives chances." Sasori turned his gaze away from the photo. "I know... f***ing sad, right?" Hidan said with a compassionate look on his face. "HE'S AWAKE!" Pain yelled. Everyone went back into their place. Sasori hid the piece of paper into his pocket. Deidara's door slammed open. "Are you all doing your work, hmm?" Deidara asked. "YES,SIR!" Everyone responded. Deidara passed by Sasori. "Um... sir?" Sasori tapped Deidara. "Hmm?" Deidara had a questioning look on his face as he shifted his gaze to Sasori. "Can I... go to your place someday?" Sasori asked. "NEVER! YOU CAN NEVER GO TO MY HOUSE!" Deidara yelled and quickened his pace back to his office. Deidara sat on his chair and crossed his arms and plumped them to the table. He buried his face into them. 'How long will I keep this secret? I'll die soon anyway... My employees won't be able to ask me how I died because... I'm already in hell...' Deidara reflected as a tear escaped his eye