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Chapter two: C's First Day.

As C saw their new street sign "WoodL St", he felt anger boiling inside his manly body. His mom knew it was the roid rage again. She would go to bed with bruises tonight.

"…Mommmm….." oh no. now she's gunna get it.

"Y-yes C?" his mom answered with sheer terror.

He pauses, and in that moment his mom dies a little inside. She might as well have died all the way because C beat her so hard she has no recollection of the days events.

C was mad because he couldn't get cell phone service. How was he supposed to force his hoes in Germany to give him n00dz? He had nothing to masturbate to so all the cum build up in his massive organ plus the roids forced him to beat something senseless.

As he looked at his unconscious mom's body he suddenly remembered that he could simply picture things in his head to masturbate to. So he did just that; and let himself nut on his moms back.

The car was close enough to their new house that C got out of the car and pushed the car to the house, hitting every mailbox on the way. This was C's way of welcoming himself to the neighbors.

During the night C chose his room, and set up his shit. Of course he chose the master bedroom, and left the car to be his moms bed for the night.

C awoke to his alarm clock. He went from laying down sound asleep to standing, with his morning wood, and his muscles rippling. He grabbed his alarm clock and whipped it against the wall so fast, the wall was permanently deformed with a huge dent. Just as it shattered against the wall, a piece ricocheted and headed for C's face. C thought the piece was foolish and caught it, looked at it and said, " I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" and proceeded to eat the chunk of plastic and wire. Maybe this was his secret to being totally bad ass.

C was waiting for his bus when his mom started to come to. She glanced out the car window and saw C…staring. She then fainted again.

As the bus pulled up, C was thinking that the kids in the school better not be douchers. But he was mostly was going to have his eye on the girls, picking the hottest ones to recruit as his American hoes. He looked for the sluttiest looking girl on the bus to sit with. He saw a girl who had brown hair and brown eyes, and she looked a little Spanish or something. Just. His. TYPE.

He sat next to her and asked her name number and bra size. She looked at him like he was crazy. C didn't want his future hoes to think he was crazy until after he got in their pants.

"Ha Ha I was freakin kidding"

"oh… good one."

"so what's your name?"

"Manny"

"I LOVE THAT NAME!"

"…thanks?" Manny made a face like O.o?

"no problem hottness"

'oh god…' Manny thought.

'what the fuck?! Id be in this girls pants by now if I were still in Germany!' C thought angrily.

While C was thinking it he made the faces associated with saying such powerful words, making Manny shit bricks in horror. C was always did have a very expressive faceeee.

Looks like C needs some practice with American Girls.


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This one was a little longer than before, hopefully we kept it like the first chapter.

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