Wednesday 24th October, 4:30pm

yo

Hi!

so

you know my name

whats yours

Nuh uh. That's classified information, thank you very much.

this makes you seem really secretive

Maybe I am.

Spooky.

fine

if youre not going to tell me that then

whats your favourite food

Ice cream. Or pizza.

nice

i like fries

very original.

ice cream and pizza are also not original favourite foods

Whatever. They're good.

as are fries

You have a point.

so

what are you up to atm

Homework.

English essays, hooray! My favourite.

gross

im putting off doing my homework

and tbh ill probably not do it

but hey idc

you are going to fail so badly this year.

i dont care lmao

What year are you in anyway?

final year

thank the lord above

Same with me! And then onto university next year for more hell.

ugh

why would you do more school

Because I hate myself, obviously.

I should finish this essay, so I'll text you later.

have fun


7:19pm

Levy I'm going to look him up on facebook.

Don't you dare! You don't even know him, Lu.

I don't care! I live by my own rules.

Don't blame me if you don't like what you see.

7:56pm

Are you done stalking yet?

Nearly.

He's pretty attractive, don't you think?

His hair is pink. And worst thing is, it's NATURAL.

That's a minor detail.

You're disgusting, Lucy. I cannot believe I am friends with you.

Well you are, so deal with it.


8:15pm

I have an idea.

I'm scared.

Shoot.

Come to Fairy Tail one day. I'll introduce you as my friend, and he never has to know that you're the one he's been texting.

No! No its okay. I don't really want to go. That would be weird.

You're weird, in the fact that you continue talking to him.

I've never met anyone who continues conversations with wrong numbers.

We're done Levy. I hate you.


Thursday 25th October, 9:06am

help meeeeeeee

Here we go again.

What is it?

theres this girl

Oh

no no no

not like that

shes pestering me

So? I can't just come over to your school and remove her.

no you cant but

youre a girl

Yes I am.

how do i make her go away

you should know these things

I don't know! It depends on the person, I guess. Try telling her calmly that you wish to be left alone?

i can tell that youre rich

"i wish to be left alone"

Ugh you're so annoying. Just try it!


9:41am

Did it work?

Who are you sorry?

Uh. This is a different typing style so I'm assuming this isn't Natsu?

Correct. My name is Lisanna. I am Natsu's girlfriend and "I wish to be left alone".

Why do you have his phone?

Does he know?

He doesn't.

He's in the principal's office.

I'm at the nurse with a black eye.

He punched me.

For annoying him when he "wished to be left alone"

I have no idea who you are, but I think I'd like it if you didn't text me any more.

IM NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING WRONG, SWEETIE :) 3

Yeah, please stop texting me. I won't reply to anymore texts.


10:13am

I'm really sorry to bother you but are you busy?

I am in class but I will attempt to answer your query.

There's a girl called Lisanna? And she's texting me through Natsu's phone. Apparently he's in the office? He punched her and gave her a black eye.

Thank you for this information, wrong number girl. I will act immediately.

Please be careful.

I will!


10:19pm

Lisanna, please set Natsu's phone down and leave wrong number girl alone.

I do what I want Erza.

I'm on my way to find Natsu, and I do not wish to threaten you.

Did you know he has screenshots of their conversations.

I hat eher.

she;s steeling myt boyfirdnd

Natsu isn't your boyfriend, Lisanna. He doesn't like you like that.

hiwdi you now thdt? is it bedfause he ldikes yiou?

orw isd it grayui?

i wouldntg putg ikfr past hiumj

Please set the phone down. I can tell you're upset.


10:22am

Natsu's in the principal's office. He gave Lisanna a black eye.

wow. i'd like to see that.

We have to rescue him. Commence operation 'get a bathroom pass and go to the meeting place'.

ugh. okay.


10:29am

You're taking too long!

i have to go the long way around so i actually look like im going to the toilet.


5:58pm

yo

Natsu?

the one and only

It's so weird being involved in other school's dramas.

what did Lisanna say to you

she deleted all the texts

She said she was your girlfriend and then told me you punched her.

That's about it, really.

cool

Cool?

yeah

erza told me you told her and thats how she and gray broke me out

Uh. Yes, I did. I thought it was the right thing to do.

thanks

although we did get in detention for three weeks

erzas not very good at thinking before she acts

I can tell.

oh and by the way lisanna isn't my girlfriend

i kinda hate her

especially now

I don't blame you.

ugh

im sorry for getting you involved

this wouldnt have happened if i hadnt kept texting you

No no it's okay! I like talking to you :)

me too

youre cool

you dont shout at me like erza

and youre not an asshole like gray

Do you not have any other friends?

well yeah

but they dont text me often

Ah, okay. I get it.

I don't really have any friends in school, so that's why I'm still texting you, haha.

wow really

i thought you seemed cool so

oh

well

There are a couple of people I talk to but i wouldn't really consider them my friends.

are they all too rich for you

I hate you.

you love me really

Nah.

im offended

everyone loves me

You're an idiot, but you give me someone to talk to.

brb i have to eat


6:48pm

im back


8:57pm

I'm sorry! I had to go out.

where

I'm not telling you because you'd laugh at me

oh wow

it mustve been good

wait

was it somewhere

for rich people

Um.

I went to the opening of that fancy new restaurant in town with my dad.

yo that shit costs like

hundreds

per meal

Well yeah. But it's really good, not gonna lie.

im jealous

Maybe I could take you one day. I'm sure my dad will bring me again- he really liked it.

did i ever tell you that i loved you

You're gross, Natsu.