Wednesday 24th October, 4:30pm
yo
Hi!
so
you know my name
whats yours
Nuh uh. That's classified information, thank you very much.
this makes you seem really secretive
Maybe I am.
Spooky.
fine
if youre not going to tell me that then
whats your favourite food
Ice cream. Or pizza.
nice
i like fries
very original.
ice cream and pizza are also not original favourite foods
Whatever. They're good.
as are fries
You have a point.
so
what are you up to atm
Homework.
English essays, hooray! My favourite.
gross
im putting off doing my homework
and tbh ill probably not do it
but hey idc
you are going to fail so badly this year.
i dont care lmao
What year are you in anyway?
final year
thank the lord above
Same with me! And then onto university next year for more hell.
ugh
why would you do more school
Because I hate myself, obviously.
I should finish this essay, so I'll text you later.
have fun
7:19pm
Levy I'm going to look him up on facebook.
Don't you dare! You don't even know him, Lu.
I don't care! I live by my own rules.
Don't blame me if you don't like what you see.
7:56pm
Are you done stalking yet?
Nearly.
He's pretty attractive, don't you think?
His hair is pink. And worst thing is, it's NATURAL.
That's a minor detail.
You're disgusting, Lucy. I cannot believe I am friends with you.
Well you are, so deal with it.
8:15pm
I have an idea.
I'm scared.
Shoot.
Come to Fairy Tail one day. I'll introduce you as my friend, and he never has to know that you're the one he's been texting.
No! No its okay. I don't really want to go. That would be weird.
You're weird, in the fact that you continue talking to him.
I've never met anyone who continues conversations with wrong numbers.
We're done Levy. I hate you.
Thursday 25th October, 9:06am
help meeeeeeee
Here we go again.
What is it?
theres this girl
Oh
no no no
not like that
shes pestering me
So? I can't just come over to your school and remove her.
no you cant but
youre a girl
Yes I am.
how do i make her go away
you should know these things
I don't know! It depends on the person, I guess. Try telling her calmly that you wish to be left alone?
i can tell that youre rich
"i wish to be left alone"
Ugh you're so annoying. Just try it!
9:41am
Did it work?
Who are you sorry?
Uh. This is a different typing style so I'm assuming this isn't Natsu?
Correct. My name is Lisanna. I am Natsu's girlfriend and "I wish to be left alone".
Why do you have his phone?
Does he know?
He doesn't.
He's in the principal's office.
I'm at the nurse with a black eye.
He punched me.
For annoying him when he "wished to be left alone"
I have no idea who you are, but I think I'd like it if you didn't text me any more.
IM NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING WRONG, SWEETIE :) 3
Yeah, please stop texting me. I won't reply to anymore texts.
10:13am
I'm really sorry to bother you but are you busy?
I am in class but I will attempt to answer your query.
There's a girl called Lisanna? And she's texting me through Natsu's phone. Apparently he's in the office? He punched her and gave her a black eye.
Thank you for this information, wrong number girl. I will act immediately.
Please be careful.
I will!
10:19pm
Lisanna, please set Natsu's phone down and leave wrong number girl alone.
I do what I want Erza.
I'm on my way to find Natsu, and I do not wish to threaten you.
Did you know he has screenshots of their conversations.
I hat eher.
she;s steeling myt boyfirdnd
Natsu isn't your boyfriend, Lisanna. He doesn't like you like that.
hiwdi you now thdt? is it bedfause he ldikes yiou?
orw isd it grayui?
i wouldntg putg ikfr past hiumj
Please set the phone down. I can tell you're upset.
10:22am
Natsu's in the principal's office. He gave Lisanna a black eye.
wow. i'd like to see that.
We have to rescue him. Commence operation 'get a bathroom pass and go to the meeting place'.
ugh. okay.
10:29am
You're taking too long!
i have to go the long way around so i actually look like im going to the toilet.
5:58pm
yo
Natsu?
the one and only
It's so weird being involved in other school's dramas.
what did Lisanna say to you
she deleted all the texts
She said she was your girlfriend and then told me you punched her.
That's about it, really.
cool
Cool?
yeah
erza told me you told her and thats how she and gray broke me out
Uh. Yes, I did. I thought it was the right thing to do.
thanks
although we did get in detention for three weeks
erzas not very good at thinking before she acts
I can tell.
oh and by the way lisanna isn't my girlfriend
i kinda hate her
especially now
I don't blame you.
ugh
im sorry for getting you involved
this wouldnt have happened if i hadnt kept texting you
No no it's okay! I like talking to you :)
me too
youre cool
you dont shout at me like erza
and youre not an asshole like gray
Do you not have any other friends?well yeah
but they dont text me often
Ah, okay. I get it.
I don't really have any friends in school, so that's why I'm still texting you, haha.
wow really
i thought you seemed cool so
oh
well
There are a couple of people I talk to but i wouldn't really consider them my friends.
are they all too rich for you
I hate you.
you love me really
Nah.
im offended
everyone loves me
You're an idiot, but you give me someone to talk to.
brb i have to eat
6:48pm
im back
8:57pm
I'm sorry! I had to go out.
where
I'm not telling you because you'd laugh at me
oh wow
it mustve been good
wait
was it somewhere
for rich people
Um.
I went to the opening of that fancy new restaurant in town with my dad.
yo that shit costs like
hundreds
per meal
Well yeah. But it's really good, not gonna lie.
im jealous
Maybe I could take you one day. I'm sure my dad will bring me again- he really liked it.
did i ever tell you that i loved you
You're gross, Natsu.
