I think I have decided this is a CrackFic because some – I mean all – of the characters are kind of off character, but then again, when you're really bored, you do some crazy things, so I haven't decided yet.
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Truth or Dare
"Ummm, truth, I guess?"
"Come on Munch! Why are you being SOOO old?" Alex asked him, looking at him with her blue eyes.
He looked back at her and opened his mouth to answer, but Olivia beat him to it.
"Because he is old!" Olivia and Elliot answered at the same time, and they started laughing.
"That's not nice!" Alex sucked in her lips.
"If I'm lying I'm dying!" They started laughing harder.
Munch hid his smile. "Fin, my truth?"
"Have you ever gotten a tattoo?" Fin asked. "And if you do have one, you have to show us."
"I have one." Munch sighed and stood up. "But you guys can't laugh!"
"We'll try our best not to," Casey told him sarcastically.
Everyone watched as Munch sighed one more time as he unbuttoned his shirt. He then pulled his right arm out of his sleeve. The tattoo everyone saw was Bowzer from Super Mario winking over a pair of black sunglasses, wailing on a double neck guitar with music notes coming out of the top so you could tell he was playing it, riding a surfboard with waves coming out of the bottom, on the top of it, it said 'let's party' in cursive, on the bottom of it, it said 'Happy Birthday, Rick!' in the same style of cursive, it was all on a giant, dark green marijuana leaf, and it took up about half of his upper arm.
"Woah my God!" Olivia, Elliot, Melinda, Fin, Casey, and Doc shouted at the same time.
"Wow!" Alex exclaimed.
Then they all started laughing at the same time, unable to stop themselves.
"Hey! I thought you guys said you weren't gonna laugh!" Munch started buttoning up his shirt.
"Actually, Casey said we would try our best not to," Melinda corrected him.
"And that was before we saw your RIDICULIOUS tattoo!" Olivia added, causing everyone else to laugh even harder.
"How did you even acquire such a, uhhh, tattoo?" Alex asked as she tried to stop laughing.
"It was, like, twenty years ago and me and some friends were drunk and high-"
"Which explains the pot leaf!" Fin laughed.
"-and they dared me to get a tattoo. And that's all I remember."
"Why does it say 'Happy Birthday, Rick?'" Casey asked him.
"Was he your boyfriend -" Doc started.
"-or butt buddy-" Elliot added.
"-or anything?" Doc finished, giving Elliot a dirty look.
"WHAT? ! ? !" Munch shouted, causing everyone but him and Doc to start laughing, again.
"Did you and Rick ever-" Doc was going to start "shrinking" him.
"HELL NO! His birthday party was the next day and I wanted to surprise him or something! And I'm not, nor have I EVER BEEN GAY!"
This caused everyone else to laugh SOOO hard that they started to cry, except Olivia, who was laughing so hard she had fallen on Elliot's lap.
Still pretty pissed at Doc, Munch spun the bottle, which landed on Elliot.
"Dare!" Elliot told Munch before Munch had even opened his mouth to answer the question.
"I dare you to put some whipped cream on Liv's belli and lick it up!"
The room erupted in giggles.
"What the HELL kind of dare is that, Munch?" Olivia turned to Munch and gave him a dirty look.
"I thought it would be funny," Munch smirked.
"I'll do it," Elliot told Munch. "But where is any whipped cream?"
"I think there's some in Captain's fridge," Munch told him.
Elliot hopped up and ran to the fridge in Captain's office, where he was at for about a minute before he returned with an unopened, red can of extra creamy Reddi Wip.
"Found it!" He sounded pretty proud of himself as he sat down.
"Someone sounds pretty happy with themselves!" Melinda exclaimed.
"And you sound awful proud of yourself!" Casey told him.
"Yeah! It's, like, you actually want to do this!" Alex agreed.
Olivia blushed and Elliot shrugged. "It's my dare, duh!"
"You know you wanna do it!" Alex, Melinda, and Casey shouted at the same time, and then started giggling.
Munch and Fin looked at each other and rolled their eyes.
"Where are you guys gonna do your, uhhh, dare?" Doc asked Olivia and Elliot.
"My desk?" Elliot looked at Olivia, who responded by shrugging.
"At least he doesn't have to unbutton your shirt!" Munch snorted.
Olivia turned to him and slapped him HARD across his face, causing the rest of the room to laugh.
"Damn! Elliot, you needa' keep your bitch on a leash!" Fin joked.
"What did you say?" Olivia turned to Fin, glaring.
"Nothing." He laughed.
"Liv, get on the desk!" Alex commanded, still laughing.
"Whatever." Olivia hopped on his desk.
"Lay down," Casey told her, smiling.
Olivia rolled her eyes as she lied down on Elliot's desk.
Elliot stood up, his left hand holding the Reddi Wip and using his right hand for support. Everyone else got up, too, and surrounded Elliot's desk, trying to suppress they laughter, but not succeeding.
"Ready?" Elliot smiled as he shook up the can.
"Yup." She smiled back.
Elliot took the cap off and sprayed a thick trail of whipped cream from Olivia's mid-stomach to the button of her dark denim jeans. Olivia closed her eyes because the whipped cream was colder then she had expected. Elliot bent over, and once he was right above her stomach, he opened his mouth and began his dare.
Ever so slowly, Elliot sucked and licked the Reddi Wip, causing her to softly moan. When he reached her belly button, he stopped. Olivia opened her eyes and looked at him questioningly; he responded drawing invisible squiggles over the "clean" parts of her stomach, which she was now sucking in. He looked over at her and smiled, deciding to continue his dare.
"Elliot. Elliot." Olivia moaned his name.
"Damn! He must be good!" Alex whispered to Melinda and Casey, who nodded in agreement.
By now, all of the Reddi Wip was gone and Elliot was debating whether or not to start unbuttoning her pants; he decided not to, because he didn't want all of his friends/co-workers to see Olivia – he wanted to be the only one. Instead, he decided to start kissing every exposed part of her body, starting right above her pants, and once he was almost to her mouth, FREAKING Munch (yes, Munch, of course) coughed really loudly. Startled, Elliot stood up straight, looking at the ground and awkwardly playing with the hem of his shirt; Olivia sat opened her eyes and quickly sat up, looking at Elliot.
"Dammit Munch!" Alex, Melinda, and Casey shouted at the same time, each of them socking him hardly.
"What? I had to cough." He smiled innocently and sat back at his spot in the circle.
Fin and Doc followed Munch, laughing.
"Let's get back to the game," Olivia and Elliot said at the same time, smiling, and also sitting back down.
Alex, Melinda, and Casey loudly huffed as they returned to their friends.
Author's Note
Love this chap? Hate it? Comment it and tell me how I can improve it(:
I got the idea for Munch's tattoo on one of my favorite shows The Whitest Kids U'Know on a sketch they call "Tattoo Parlor"(:
