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My name is Naruto. You most likely already know my last name, but in case you don't I won't say it. Why? We're all in trouble here. Or at least that's what Ciren says, and what her older brother Ax said. See, I can't tell you were I live because everyone, including you, is in big doggy doo doo. A big heaping pile of it. Unless your on a different planet then me. In which case you may or may not be safe. See, here, we're being invaded by aliens call yeerks. And Ciren and her brother are andalites; they're the good guys on me and my friend's side. We're the only thing fighting them in secret. They can't know who we are, cause they'll most likely kill us, we die, everyone becomes they're slave. Yeah, worst case scenario. What makes us special is that we have the ability to morph, my friends and me. It was given to us by Ciren's brother. I'm getting ahead. Yeerks are nasty slugs that crawl into your head if you didn't know. They've even gotten to our unofficial official Leader Bushy Brow's Sensei. And andalites, they're these cool blue human deer centaur things. With a giant blade for a tail.
We have some good people on our team against these ass holes I guess, there's Ciren. She's a kick ass andalites whose way smarter then I'll ever be. Rock Lee, or Bushy Brows, he's keeping pretty cool head about this. Unlike me. This is not part of my get Sasuke back plan. Tenten's super crazy violent, so Lee had her attack first on our first mission and stuff. Neji could be great, but he tries to do as little as he can because he hates this and says we shouldn't be getting involved. Which sucks because he doesn't deserve the ability to morph better then all of us. What's morphing you ask? Our power against the yeerks. It was given to us by Ax, the ability to become anything with DNA, I wish someone would tell me what DNA was. Oh, we also have Hinata, she's cute and really smart. She's Bushy Brows right hand girl I guess, not in a perverted way or anything, just that he trusts her and Ciren more then the rest of us on the team. Which isn't cool. I'm just as loyal, but I guess he's just a pimp and likes girls better, maybe I should try our next mission in sexy jutsu form. Maybe then I'll get a promotion! Oh, I'm on the team too. If you know anything about me, I have the demon fox inside me. I wasn't supposed to say that, but I figured if you see this I'm dead. So whatever. Either that or we won. Yay if that's the case. I hope that this demon in me can be of some use. Maybe…as a special weapon.
I waited patiently for Iruka sensei, he was treating me to ramen. I wonder if Iruka Sensei is a controller.
"Naruto? Toez O t-t-t." I knew that stuttering words. I turned and saw Ciren in her human form and Bushy Brows. Ciren's human form is a girl, a really hot girl. Tenten, Hinata, and Bushy brows took her shopping for clothes. And they look good. She wore short skin tight shorts under a blue sweater dress with a black band around the waist. She also had the traditional blue sandals. And…
"Hey! Why does she have my old goggles on her head?" She cocked her head. She's still really cute, especially when she does that, but it wouldn't work. She looks too much like me, especially those blue eyes.
"Do you like it Naruto? I feel even more blended in then before!" She said happily. She wants to try the human life since her brother told her about it.
"Um, Naruto, the rest of our teams have missions. You're the only one who does not. So I was wondering if you would not mind showing her the village?" Bushy Brows asked. I sighed.
"Sorry, but I'm meeting Iruka sensei then training with the pervy sage." His face turned red.
"Ok, forget what I said before. I am not asking anymore. As your leader I order you to take her around today. Show her what ramen is, then have her meet the pervy sage. You have no choice." He said with a sly grin and putting a hand on Ciren's shoulder. She suddenly turned red. "I will see you later Ciren, then I expect to hear the good things that he showed you. Ok?" She nodded and he turned and left. She smiled at me.
"Well, fine. I don't know why I should listen to him. It's not like he's my hokage." I huffed. She looked confused.
"What is a Hokage Naruto?" She asked walking up to stand next to me.
"The leader of our village, they're the most powerful people in the village. One day, I'm going to be hokage!" She looked at me and I smiled.
"So, they're like a war prince?" She asked.
"Yeah! Exactly!" I said. She looked at her feet.
"Prince Lee will be the hokage. He is already a prince, so it will be much simpler for him to be hokage." She said.
"What!? No way! He doesn't even have any gen or nin jutsu!" She looked confused again.
"W-What is that?"
"The things that make you powerful. Which Bushy Brows has none of!" I turned.
"Bushy…Brows?" She asked.
"Yeah, he has eye brows the size of the village, speaking of which, you have big brows too!" I huffed.
"I-I just wanted to take one of the best features of our Prince. I am sorry Naruto. I took your eyes though…I thought they were humanly beautiful…" I turned back to her.
"Oh…shut up. Look, I see Iruka sensei." Iruka walked up. Smiling as he usually does.
"Hey Naruto, who's your friend?" Ciren smiled. What was she again? Oh yeah!
"This is Tenten's cousin from the land of tea! She had a mission and asked if I could show her around the village." I said. He shrugged.
"Ok then. So you have a name?" She hid behind me. She's awfully shy for an alien girl.
"Ciren." She said nervously.
"That's a nice name. Do you like ramen?" She looked to me. Then I realized. Andalites don't have mouths! She's never tasted before!
"Oh, uh, she's never had it before Iruka sensei! Maybe…could you get a bowl for her too?" I asked. Iruka was normally nice enough, but I noticed a gash along his arm in the shape of a polar bear wound. Exactly what Hinata morphed into when we went into the yeerk pool.
"Of course! I'll be happy to!" We walked into Ichiraku's. The best ramen joint in Konaha.
"What's ramen Naruto?" She asked.
"Human food, I love it, you'll love it, and if Bushy Brows tells you to eat curry, stay far away. It's spicier then anything! Though it does make you feel stronger." She looked confused. We sat in the seat and Iruka looked to Ciren.
"You know Ciren, you look an awful lot like Naruto. And Tenten doesn't really have family. Maybe are you related to Naruto? Or Lee? You look like a few of the ninja in our village." Her face turned red.
"C-Coincidence? I-I'm just from the land of tea is all!" She smiled. Then the ramen was set in front of us. I handed her chopsticks. She held them and stared at them as if they were a freakish alien…ok, bad analogy. "What are these things Naruto?" She whispered. I laughed and picked up mine.
"You use them to eat." I took a bite full and she watched. Then she turned back to the bowl. She took on of them and stuck it in the bowl and lifted a bunch out with one. "Uh, Can you swallow all that?"
"Maybe, only one way to know!" She smiled, then put the noodles in her mouth. Everything suddenly became quiet, like when bushy-brows drinks sake. Her eyes grew huge and she dropped the chopstick.
"Uh, Ciren? Are you alright?" I asked and placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Your friend alright?" Iruka asked. I shrugged.
"Ciren! If you died Lee's going to throw me out of Konaha with a catapult! Come on move! Talk! Do something!" She blinked.
"I…Love…taste." I pulled back a bit.
"What?"
"THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER FELT!" She picked up he bowl and swallowed it's contents then wiped her mouth. "Naruto! I understand how some humans are obese!" She said, with her pupils I think taking over her eyes.
"Ciren? Are you alright?" I asked.
"Maybe she needs a nap?" Iruka asked. She jumped up.
"I'll be back Naruto! Toe, t-t-t! I love my mouth!" She said jumping off the chair and running down the street.
"Ciren no! Bushy-Brows will kill me! Seeya Iruka sensei!" I jumped from the chair and ran after the crazed alien girl. I wish Hinata was here, she could make a plan to have avoided this! "CIREN! I DON'T LIKE CATAPULTS!" Where did I get catapults from anyways? Ciren ran until she slammed into Sai.
"Ouch, my penis." He choked.
"Penis?" Ciren said sitting on his waist. I ran over and pulled her off and into my chest.
"Go away Sai!" Sai stood up and smiled.
"What ever, dick-less freak." My face turned red, Ciren looked up at me.
"What's a penis?" She asked, My face turned a darker red as Sai walked away. I glared at him.
"Nothing, ask Bushy-Brows later." I said.
"Why don't you have one? Does Prince Lee have one?" She asked, her eyes big and blue again.
"I don't know! I'm not his freakish lover!" I pushed her back a bit and turned around. "And I do have a dick!" I groaned.
"Didn't need to know that chief." I turned back around. Konahamaru was standing next to Ciren.
"Oh, Konahamaru. It's you. This is Ciren." I pointed to her. He looked up.
"Wow! She's a lot hotter then that Sakura girl you used to date!" Konahamaru said. I can't believe I'm still a genin like him.
"I never dated Sakura! And I'm not dating her, she's Tenten's cousin or something. Now, I have to go." I grabbed her wrist and ran she looked back at Konahamaru.
"That young human called you chief. Does he consider you a Prince?" She asked.
"Yeah, but no time! I have to get to the perverted Sage!" We ran to the clearing and Kakashi was there.
"Kakashi!"
"Sorry Naruto, Jiraiya's on a mission by Tsunade. To bad. Hey, who's the girl?" He asked, not even looking up from his book.
"Ciren. She's Tenten's cousin."
"Hmm, I've heard that name." He closed his book and walked away. I left standing. Ciren shaking her hips a bit while I held her wrist. Is Kakashi Sensei a controller, no, he still does missions. And I doubt yeerks like porn…then again…I don't know much about slugs.
"My morph only has 30 Earth minutes left Naruto. May I go home?" She asked I turned to her and let go of her wrist.
"Sure. I want to meet with Sakura anyways. See if we can get some mission." I crossed my arms, she turned and began to walk, but stopped.
"Sakura, Lee likes her right?" She asked I looked over my shoulder.
"Yeah, but she normally doesn't like him." She made a fist, but relaxed.
"I'm going back to Lee's dojo. Get me if you need me." She continued walking back. What was that whole episode about?
"Sakura! Sakura!" I yelled when I saw Sakura talking with Ayame Ichiraku. She looked over and smiled.
"Hi Naruto." She calmly turned to me.
"Want to ask Grandma Tsunade for a mission?" I asked excitedly, she just giggled.
"Sorry, I have a meeting of the sharing tonight. You should try it. It might help you with that attention thing. Sorry, I have stuff to do before then. But come tonight, I think you'll enjoy it!" She smiled and waved Good bye. I've head someone say sharing before. Maybe I should check it out.
"I don't know Naruto." Neji hissed leaning against the outside wall of the dojo. Lee was lying on the grass listening and looking at the clouds. Hinata and Tenten were on watch, Ciren was examining a patch of flowers. "Which reminds me, about our last mission a few days ago, in the yeerk pool. Lee, you never told us what Gai said to you." Neji continued, Lee sat up fast.
"Oh, nothing, he said nothing."
I tasted today Prince Lee! Naruto showed me ramen! I can't wait to taste other things! Ciren said happily. Lee turned his face to her.
"Oh, Great!" He smiled. Neji stepped on Lee's chest knocking him back to the ground.
"Listen 'Prince Lee', I don't like risking my neck to defend the earth. So if I have to you won't keep secrets from us. What, did, Gai, tell, you?" Neji stared at Lee and he glared back. Then Lee turned his face.
"He said…He said…he was a volunteer controller." Neji and Tenten's faces turned to pure shock, and not happy shock.
"What!?" Tenten yelped.
"He said…He said he became a controller as long as they don't take Neji, Tenten, and me over." Lee groaned like he had to tell this story trillions of times before, and he probably has to himself. That's harsh. Neji lifted his foot and turned his back to Lee.
"Well, at least we're safe from being taken in out sleep. As for Naruto…this sharing doesn't seem useful at all." Hinata looked to him.
"I think it does. I overheard Gai telling Kakashi about it." Hinata said. "If Gai's a part of it and a known controller it may unlock something important. But I don't think we should go as humans, I think two or three of us should go as small common animals." Hinata explained. Lee smiled.
"Yosh! I love that idea!" He jumped up and struck the nice guy pose. See? He always takes the advice of the girls…hmm.
"Sexy jutsu!" I made the hand sign and was in my naked female form. "Bushy Brows! I have an idea too! Want to hear?" I cooed while holding his arm, his face was bright red and his eyes were even bigger.
"Y-Yes Naruto. I would love to hear your idea." He choked, a line of blood coming from his nose.
"I think one or two should go in as humans, that way they think we're on there side." I rested my head on his shoulder. Hinata looked agitated and so did Ciren.
"Problem though," Tenten mentioned. "If they think we're on their side, if it's even a yeerk group, is that they'll want to put those in our heads eventually." Tenten smashed my plan with logic. Damn it, logic always does that.
"P-Please stop touching me Naruto." Lee gagged. I ended the jutsu. At least my test worked. He is just a player for a chick with boobs…then again, why didn't he give Tenten special treatment? Maybe because Neji would kick his ass. Neji tends to do that if you flirt with her. He should just damn date her already.
"So whose going anyways?" I groaned, stepping away from Lee. Neji looked up.
"I have a better idea." We looked to Neji, the one so against this space war. He had an idea? "We should combine the two ideas. Some say we're only testing the club to see what we think, then decide our lives as ninja are more important." Neji flicked his hair. Tenten giggled.
"quiet hater boy's idea is pretty good. That way we can confirm even more." Neji's face turned red when Tenten spoke. Lee smiled.
"Fine! I love that idea too! Now Let's see, being animals will most likely need more planning and strategy, so Hinata, your on that team. You also need power, so Tenten will accompany you." Hinata and Tenten nodded. Lee looked to the others. "Let's see, Ciren, you are an alien, so you'll go on the animal team to also keep track of time and keep your secret. And one more-"
"ME! I WANT TO GO!" I jumped up and grabbed his chuunin vest.
"It's dangerous and I can always get out of situations like that! You have to put me on the animal team Bushy Brows!" He looked shocked, but stroked his hair and took a breath.
"Alright. Naruto, Hinata, Tenten, and Ciren will become small animals and listen in to the more secret parts with Senior members. The rest of us will see what we can find out." Lee exclaimed.
"Lee, the rest of us is you and me." Neji groaned. Lee looked around and his face turned pink.
"Oh yeah…my bad. Neji and I will stay human. We're going to go train to look normal while making a plan. You guys stay here and come up with a plan. Got it?" He asked. We nodded and him and Neji climbed out of our dojo space and left. I looked and realized…I'm the only boy!
"Hey! Why am I the only boy!?" I yelled, Tenten slapped a hand over my mouth.
"Keep your voice down! Someone will hear you!" She hissed. Hinata blushed.
"Um…I think we should be squirrels, since there are so many around here." Tenten and Ciren nodded. I just sat there pouting.
"Then it's decided. We're squirrels." Tenten smiled, Keeping her hand on my mouth. I growled and Tenten just glared. I slapped her hand away.
"Fine, but if I get rabies it's Tenten's fault." I huffed and turned away from the three girls and felt burning glares on my back. But I just ignored it. I was used to it. That's when I heard a loud squeak and turned. Ciren was holding a very scared squirrel on her tail.
Ok, just come acquire it and we can devise the next part of the plan.Ciren said in that creepy thought speak. I looked at the squirrel.
"How did you manage that!?" I yelled. She sighed, is she mocking me!?
"You can't turn a tree to gold!"
Wanna make a bet?
We stared at each other for who knows how long, one of us will-
"Stop that Naruto and just get the damn squirrel!" Tenten punched me to the ground. She's just as violent as Sakura used to be…Sakura has lately stopped being violent…and I don't think she's done any missions recently. I wonder if…no. Not Sakura.
"Ready Naruto?" Hinata asked me as we hid in bushes as Lee and Neji talked with people of the sharing. I pulled the spandex out of my ass. Damn thing was giving me a wedgie.
"I'm glad I never wore this long. How does Lee not get a wedgie?" I asked. Tenten rolled her eyes.
"Cause Lee's a freak of Nature! Now come on! Just morph already!" Tenten hissed. I closed my eyes and remembered the squirrel. My teeth seemed to get bigger as I felt myself drop. But I know it's really just me shrinking. My ears crawled up my head and changed shape. My bones cracked and moved.
"Crapths." I attempted to say with my teeth becoming rodent like. Even so, none of it hurt, weirdest thing ever… My eyes grew dim, but I could suddenly hear everything and smell new things. Rodents are weird. And then, the mind kicked it. Everything was my enemy, the other squirrels, the humans, the flower. It all wants to eat me! I ran up the nearest tree, fallowed by the others. But this is my tree!
All of you! Stop! You're human!I know that voice! It's Hinata's pretty voice. She is pretty…wait, now is not love time…we can save that for later. Now, is spy time.
Sorry, animals are weird.I choked. I slowly crawled down the tree and towards the site. There was two or three bon fires and a bunch of people from the village, I wonder if they're all controllers. I listened and heard Iruka sensei and Gai Sensei's voices. I ran over and hid behind them.
"Sub-Visser 20 couldn't make it tonight?" Iruka asked.
"No, something about her hosts parents are making her do deliveries. She should just make them controllers as well." I strained to see them. Gai looked over and saw Neji and Lee, the second his eyes laid on Lee and Neji he clutched his head.
"Are you alright!?" Iruka panicked.
"Yeah, the host is just fighting me because those kids are here. Damn it, who told them about this?" Gai strained. Sweat drops rolled on his head.
"My host told this dumb blonde kid about it today. Maybe he told them." Dumb blonde!? Who is he calling a Dumb blonde!? I'll, I'll…jump on his head! SQUIRRELLY WRATH! "What the crap!? What's with the squirrel!?"
"Did you bathe in peanut Butter?" Gai joked. Iruka through me off.
"Freakish Squirrel."
"That is odd for a squirrel to do." Gai realized. Then they both looked at me. Crap. Cover blown.
Oh good damn job Naruto!Tenten yelled at me. I looked around and ran into a hole, it used to be filled with water but it dried up.
"I think that squirrel went into that hole."
"You think it might be an andalite? Like from the pool?" Iruka asked Gai. Gai's voice still sounded strain. I need a new morph. I have a cockroach. Non intentionally acquired. I demorphed as fast as I could when a flashlight beam shown on the side of the wall. They had me.
Naruto! Don't give up! Lee's going to make a distraction! Ciren shouted. I started to shake.
"Hey! Gai sensei! What is going on? Did Konahamaru fall down the old well again?" Lee asked. I still shook, the flashlight beam stopped a half meter from me. I might die, I ruined the secret, I doomed the world. And it only took me three days! That has to be a new record. If only the fox could save me. But It's been so quiet, so calm. Why do I feel furry? I lifted my shaky hands to see red fur covering my body. Nine perfect tails came from my back. I think I know why it's been quiet! I've been slowly acquiring it! My bones cracked, Now or never. I jumped up the sides of the wall and slashed the nearest person in the face. Then jumped and bolted. People were screaming and the controllers were confused. I just need to run for now. Back to my house. The streets of Konaha dark, most people were at home or at the sharing meeting. A few people screamed. I saw my window, and busted through it.
The next morning I snuck through Konaha to the dojo. Guess who was there. That's right, all of them glaring at me. I sat on the ground.
"You're all pissed." I said like a five year old who knows they're in big trouble with their parents.
"Yes. Lucky for you everyone thought a wolf was sleeping in the well and was freaked by the squirrel and jumped out." Lee said, in a voice eerily like Tsunade's when she's pissed with me.
"You can't go and have those ego problems on a spy team Naruto. If you keep doing that You'll not be able to do secret stuff like that!" Tenten hissed.
"I think we should just be grateful our cover isn't blown." Hinata said sweetly, I can really count on her to be on my side. Ciren looked at me oddly.
What was that morph anyways? You went so fast most thought you had one tail but I could tell there was more.Ciren asked.
"Yes, that was odd. My byakugon shown that red chakra. What's with you?" Neji glared at me.
"No more secrets. We're a team and we can take anything. Where did you get that morph Naruto?" Lee sat down in front of me. The others got close. I have no choice seeing what I put them through.
"Fine…you know that nine tailed fox that attacked the village?" They nodded and the rest sat down, except Ciren who just got closer. And that's when I told them, my one secret…
Yeah, weird. But I at least finally got it done. Next we get to hear from Tenten! Let's see what she gets to say next time! I'm too excited over this. Oh well! I promise to get things updated more since it's my Summer vacation! Review please!
