AN: I am rather sad at the lack of review for this story, but it's my new baby, and I just have to write it out.

Honestly, I have no idea how many crossovers will really be in this, or how many will, but the harem is gonna be rather large, and I am currently looking for a stable Lemon writer willing to right the Lemons for this story.

"Speaking"

'Thinking'

(Jutsu/Spell)

(Chapter 2- Oh Shit)

It was certainly an awkward situation. A very awkward situation indeed. And if it wasn't for the tension in the air after Douglas's statement/question, then Naruto was sure that Sam would have probably laughed.

As it was, Sam just tensed and looked at the man with no small amount of fear, and judging by the bruises and scrapes on him, he had good reason to be. Obviously this man was Douglas Montgomery, and judging by the decent level of power he was putting off, he was almost a threat to Naruto.

Almost.

While the man had experience, Naruto had power. He was able to easily over power and force his will upon a person, kind of like Conquers Haki in the Manga he liked to read, One Piece. And on that note, he began to notice that some of his employees just so happened to look, act, and have the same abilities as characters in the manga, leading him to come to a conclusion:

One Piece was an alternate world!

But that was a story for a later arc, and he had to focus on the situation at hand. Namely, killing the sunovabitch giving Necromancers bad names. Naruto could feel the negative emotions in the room, a lot of people had been killed here, and a lot of necromancery had been done in here, enough that it was noticeable in the very air itself.

He was surprised that Sam didn't notice it, but then again, he was new to this, as Ashley stated, and he didn't have even a fraction of the amount of power that he or this Douglas guy did. But, for now, it was time for a Necromancer fight.

"My name isn't important. What is, however, is ending this bullshit. So be a good boy and die" Naruto didn't move, instead focusing on his power and using it to call Marston to him and fight for him. He was more than capable of fighting, but he preferred to have others do so, as his own morals prevented him from taking lives unnecessarily.

The ground cracked as the zombified cowboy rose up, equipped with a blunderbuss from a long dead colleague named Nigel West Dickens, a winchester rifle, a schofield revolver, his torch, a combat knife, holy water, undead bait, explosive undead bait, a lasso, and his explosive rifle, all conveniently placed within a never ending bag Naruto had made just for him, all of his weapons enchanted with a bit of Necromancer Mojo to never run out of ammo. He was ready for war.

"What can I do for you, Boss?" The zombie asked as he looked around with the one eye that wasn't rotted out. He watched as Naruto pointed at Douglas and followed the arm to see the slightly shocked man.

"See that guy? Yeah, he doesn't need to live anymore."

John Marston came into the occupation of being the resident zombie/marksman/cowboy/field agent of DEAD via Naruto's many, many experiments into the multiverse. He had been revived after stopping his own Zombie Apocalypse, and saving his wife and son. At first, he had been resentful, but after time and getting used to Naruto's own home universe, well, he became a valuable asset to the organization.

He quickly pulled out his revolver and fired off a few shots, hitting Douglas in the chest twice and lower torso, making the man fall. Before he could even call on his power to fight off the zombified cowboy, Marston had his blunderbuss pointing at his head, ready to turn him and about three feet of concrete to shit. "I wouldn't do that if I were you, partner."

Naruto looked at the cage and found the runes on it, before sending a pulse and breaking it. "Listen, Sam, Brid, stick close and try not to die." Turning to Marston, he gave a grim nod and turned away as the trigger was pulled.

It was over in an instant.

Walking out of the basement, Naruto saw a muscled dude who gave off an aura of arrogance that he had only felt on his old friend Itachi's baby brother. He felt Brid stiffen before charging forward, now fighting the apparent werewolf as he, Sam, and Marston all watched. It was Marston who spoke first. "You know, that's kinda sexy in a twisted, cruel, and masochistic way..."

Turning to Sam, Naruto gave a grin and said. "She's a keeper." He frowned after a moment. "Where's Ashley?"

"After you and Douglas had the little stare off thing, I sent her to go and get a message to my mom and a friend of mine, Ramon, to contact Brid's pack. They should be here soon."

And by soon, he meant right fucking now, as the sounds of battle and werewolves came from outside, making Naruto sweatdrop.

Seriously, it was a small, easy favor, and now it's turned to shit!

Why couldn't he have a nice vacation?

(Back at DEAD HQ)

Mangetsu moaned softly as he dragged his feet through the base. Why oh why didn't he get to go? It was beyond boring here! Especially with all of the other members of DEAD out on assignment or vacation.

What was he supposed to do, train his baby brother Suigetsu? Fuck that! If Suigetsu wanted training, he would get off his watery ass and do it! He was Mangetsu motherfucking Hozuki, he did what he wanted, when he wanted, damn the consequences!

Standing, Mangetsu, with all the pride he could muster, took his pants off and began to walk around the base towards the kitchen, his intent being to drink his Boss' bottle of milk, which he buys just for him each day.

Before he even got halfway to his goal, the eldest Hozuki brother was stopped by a gently smiling Angela, which set off alarm bells in his head. The woman had no tolerance for him and his antics, even though they were ingenious, and was always sure to spoil his fun.

Fun being a relative term for doing stupid shit.

The silence that followed his being found without his pants on, coupled with the annoyed look in her eyes made Mangetsu pale as he realized she was already in a foul mood.

It may have something to do with Sergeant Keroro in her hands and the green paint on her.

"Mangetsu, would you mind telling me just why you aren't wearing any pants?" She asked sweetly. Today had been going fine, as all of the chores had been done and she had a nice cup of some very nice tea. And then, the blasted green frog happened. He had come rambling about conquering the planet with his Gundam models, and she had asked him to please be quieter.

He responded by covering her in green paint.

Now she had to deal with her stained clothes, Keroro, and now a half naked Mangetsu. Not to mention that her Master was off galavanting who knows where, doing who knows what!

But, like the good woman she was, she approached the trials with a calm grace...

...and a whip, for good measure.

She generated a massive amount of killing intent and asked sweetly. "Mangetsu, please put your pants back on."

Said man ran like a bitch as he dodged her whip, even as Keroro escaped.

Hey, there was no shame in running away like that. It was a male self-preservation technique passed down for generations, created perfectly to save men from female fury. Magetsu would be the first person to tell you that he had used it many times.

And that he DIDN'T piss his pants.

As for Angela, she sighed in annoyance as she turned on her heel sharply and stalked away. Such an insufferable man! If she had any say, her Master would have kicked him to the curb years ago, without remorse or looking back. But, as it was, Naruto kept Mangetsu around for a reason that was unknown to her.

She gave another, softer, gentler sigh as she thought of Naruto fondly.

Her Master had saved her on one of his expeditions into the multiverse, exploring her 'homeworld' and saving her from dying at the hands of one Sebastian Michaelis. He nursed her back to health, and in turn, she had devoted herself to him, in body, mind and spirit. It was after that, around three years after he saved her, when he had turned seventeen, that she had come to his chamber, disrobing and begging him to take her.

And take her he did, she recalled with a blush.

After that, whenever the two of them needed to 'scratch an itch' they would find each other. Her blush grew as she remembered his Shadow Clones, and a small trickle of blood came from her nose, before her mind went to his Inter-Dimensional Doorknob he kept connected to a closet in his office, where she had him, under her supervision, built a kinky love chamber full of...toys, he would use on her when she asked him to.

She had to have him when he got back!

(Back with Naruto)

Utter fucking chaos. That was all that could be used to describe the events that took place after he, Marston, and Sam watched Bir rip the guy, who he learned was named Michal, apart. And then the wolves showed up, followed by a pukis and some witches, and finally, he was here, standing across from the lot of them with Marston, Sam giving him a sheepish smile and Brid an apologetic smile as he kept his face devoid of emotion.

Did he mention that he and Marston were tied up and surrounded by werewolves? Yeah, cuz that happened too.

"Listen, I am in now way, shape, or form the guy who kidnapped your daughter. I am simply a friend of Ashley, who owes me so fucking much by the way, who decided to do her a favor, and wound up being tied to a zombie cowboy-"

"We prefer the term 'Living Impaired', Boss."

"-Who seems to think I care about being politically correct! As it stands, I am very tempted to go bat shit insane if I'm not untied in the next thirty seconds!" Naruto roared in frustration. What was with these people?! He helps them, then they tie him to a zombie?! What the hell kinda relationship is that?! WHO THE HELL EVEN DOES THAT?!

'This isn't what I had in mind when Ashley asked for help. In all honesty, I expected something like opening a cage and escaping in a dashing display of explosions. Not being tied to Marston!" He raged in his mind. Maybe he really did need to go on vacation. But where? Where in the multiverse could he go to relax?

Then it hit him. He could go and visit Sirzechs, maybe even get Serafall to come back with him alongside the sexy kitty he met the last time he was there. What was her name? Kuroka? Hell, he could probably even get some really pretty ladies to come and join.

Flexing his power, he broke the rope bonds and stood, not caring for the tense werewolves and fey hounds as he opened a return portal and glared at Ashley. "You owe me, Ashley. I expect my end of the deal soon."

He and Marston leapt through it and the others watched as it closed.

Marston stretched and felt a bit of cracking, before looking at his Boss. "So..."

"We never speak of this again, Marston. To anyone. If they ask, tell them we fought an army of undead demons...with lasers...and sabertooth tiger mounts...flying on pterodactyls."

It was a believable lie, if you were Magetsu. And it just so happened that Mangetsu didn't have enough brain cells to even register the blatant lie to his face when told alongside Angela.

Sometimes it paid to have a dumb friend.

And other times, it sucked more than a five-dime whore.

But in this singular moment, it paid off.

"Boss, I doubt even Mangetsu would believe that." Marston intoned in disbelief.

The man in question randomly appeared, his face coming from somewhere out of nowhere, and he had a deadly serious look on his face. "Are you doubting me, Marston?"

(Later that evening)

Naruto sat in his office going over some reports, grumbling over the fact that the village still used scrolls to write out reports when they could just as easily use computers to email them. Life was weird when you had the technology to do stuff, but no one did! They had the internet, and yet no one used it!

"Damn old men and their wicked ways of trickery, making me do more work..." He grumbled, sipping his cup of tea. He idly noted the lavender taste as he leaned back and rubbed his eyes. Just one more assignment, one more, and he got a vacation. And what a glorious vacation it will be! White, sandy beaches, glistening ocean, the smell of coconuts in the air. Oh, how wondrous it will be!

And best of all, attractive woman wearing little to no clothing!

His inner pervert was really excited about that part.

On another note, Angela had asked him to wait for her in his office, as she wanted to speak to him about something. Naruto sat back and thought about the resident angel, and he smiled as he thought of her.

Their relationship was unusual for a 'Master/Servant', as it was very sexual. When he had first met her, she came off slightly prudish, but later on, after she had expressed her want for him. She was, surprisingly, very into experimentation, as she had a very large libido.

She was also not opposed to sharing, so if he did decide to start a Necromancer Clan in the village, well, he would be able to without offending her.

He had no idea that that had made so many woman, unknowingly, happy.

But as it stood, the vacation he wanted oh so much would have to wait until the Nekomata matter that the Hokage wanted him to look into, as well as his eventual report to both him and the council.

By then, the vacation would be most appreciated and needed, as the stress would be enough to finally push him over the edge of insanity he had been straddling for years.

So wrapped up in his thoughts, Naruto missed as the woman in question walked in, and, seeing he was distracted, quietly closed the door and moved fast across the room, before depositing herself right in front of him under his desk. Her nimble fingers quickly and quietly undid his belt and pants, before pulling them down just enough so she could grasp his manhood through his boxers.

(Lemon Start)

Her slender hand grasped his manhood and lightly stroked it, finally managing to bring the man in question to attention as he snapped his gaze down. His eyes widened slightly as she gave an impish smile, gently stroking his now rock hard shaft. Her lavender eyes looked at the organ appraisingly, looking at each vein and blood vessel on the ten-inch piece of meat. It certainly hadn't gotten smaller since the last time, and if anything, it had gotten a bit wider, now around two inches in thickness.

She gave a devilish smile that sent shivers down Naruto's spine as she brought her lips forward, giving the tip a kiss, before moving on to the sides, leaving small, butterfly kisses along the way, before she reached his testicales, which she gently sucked on, before kissing her way back to the tip. "Master, this Slave has been very naughty. Mayhaps she be punished?"

Naruto knew what game she wanted to play, as she had been trying to convince him to go along with her 'Master/Slave BDSM' fantasy ever since she had him build her Kinky Sex chamber. What the hell? He may even enjoy being a dominant. "Well then, Slave, your punishment will begin by cleaning your mouth with my dick."

She eagerly accepted her 'punishment' as she took at least six inches into her mouth and the very top of her throat, sucking and licking around the shaft as she slowly began to take it deeper into her oral cavity. He groaned as she began to deepthroat him, humming a tune she knew as she did. The vibrations felt amazing, and he fought the urge to spill his seed then and there, regaining control by placing a firm hand on her head and dragging her mouth back over his dick.

"Shit, Angela. That was very close to making me cum." He panted as she continued to slurp on his cock. She loved this, she really did. Even when she had been partners with Ash, she had loved sexual experiences, regarding them as the only thing humans had ever done right, before she met her Master of course. "But since I'm the Master, and you need to be punished, stand and take off your clothing for me."

She gave one last lick to his wet dick like a dog with a bone, before she stood and back up a few paces, before slowly removing her dress, leaving her in nothing but her undergarments, which consisted of all white.

She still wore her black heels, with white thigh high stockings with a garter belt, with white panties. Covering her chest she had one a victorian style corset that made her nice C-Cup chest more pronounced.

Beckoning her forward, Naruto noticed how wet her nether region already was, and smirked. "Wet already? Well, guess you get your punishment sooner rather than later, huh?"

Pulling her into his lap, he gently kissed her as she ran her fingers through his hair, enjoying the feel of his tongue on hers as he removed her panties, running his penis along her slit as he did. She opened her mouth to speak, but was stopped as he suddenly thrust in, making her gasp as he picked her up and down on his prick.

She gasped and moaned as he did, tightening around his member as they moved, and before long, they had both released, Naruto above average member releasing a torrent of cum, causing her stomach to bloat out slightly.

(End Lemon)

The two of them panted as Naruto held her close, feeling his member slowly begin to stop the flow of semen, and Angela's stomach going from slim, to obviously bloated.

Kissing her forehead, Naruto closed his eyes and leaned back, tired and in need of rest and water.

(Elsewhere)

Mangetsu sobbed as he sat at a table in a bar, bemoaning himself for not having several woman attracted to him, like his boss, while being ignorant of the majority of them, like his boss, and getting to fuck one every other day, like his boss.

Why was life so unfair?! Sure he didn't pay taxes, but who did? Yeah, he may have kicked an old lady down some stairs, but it was her fault for being old and slow! And he may have sold Kyojin, at one point, to a travelling circus, but he escaped afterwards!

He wasn't a bad guy, merely...a misunderstood Philanthropist In Manageable Positions.

Yeah, that's what he was!

AN: This is the last chapter of the initial introduction, and the members of DEAD will be slowly introduced, as well as the people in Naruto's six person crossover harem, starting with Angela Blanc of course.

If you have a suggestion for a series to add, feel free to suggest.

The above Lemon was written by me, and as you can see, they're not very good, so I REALLY need a STEADY lemon writer capable of doing so. All credit would go to them.