This chapter gets intense. Totally.

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RIDICULOUS PAIRINGS.

Wait, yea I am.

Enjoy.


As everyone sat down or leaned on the wall in the rooms, Rukia did another spin and held out what looked like a classical Coca Cola bottle in her hands. Everyone stared, and when they realized the game some giggled and some nervously shifted. The Espada still stood where they were with Ichigo looking on nervously.

"I don't get it." Ulquiorra murmured.

"Whats the bottle for?" Grimmjow scratched his head with his paws.

"Well.." Ichigo muttered while Rukia explained to everyone.

"This is how you play." She paused for effect. "You spin the bottle and whoever it lands on you get to kiss. Honestly, I'm not going to judge if you and that person makeout. We will just move on and ignore you. Maybe take a couple of pictures.." she waved her hand in a gesture.

"What the holy fuck is wrong with you humans?" Ulquiorra whipped his head around to glare at Ichigo.

"Hey I didn't invent the game. We all have to take a turn too. Like, so we all have to kiss SOMEONE.." Ichigo sighed.

"Bullshit." Ulquiorra huffed.

"Baw, come on Ulqueef. Just because you've never been laid doesn't mean you can't TRY.." Grimmjow waved his paw around, oblivious to revealing Ulquiorra's secret.

Ulquiorra stiffened and Ichigo gave him a dumbfound look.

"BWAHAHA! SERIOUSLY? Fail."

"So, Kurosaki, mind telling me who you fucked?" he didn't even look at Ichigo.

Ichigo's face fell and he poked his index fingers together and murmured something. "Shutup."

"Hah, really Ichigo?" Grimmjow bent over to look up at the boys eyes.

"OKAY WERE STARTING!" Rukia announced pointing to the first person to spin the bottle. It was Orihime.

"Oh my I wonder who it'll land on." she giggled.

As she spun the bottle, they all watched eagerly. Even the confused Espada were watching the damn bottle rotate with every spin. Ulquiorra was really into it, prolly hoping to get some, and Grimmjow didn't care much. Ichigo looked up to see Orihime gazing at him with wishful desire it would land on him, and he slightly gulped.

And then it landed on Szayel.

We all gasped. Even he did. We all know he is gay, and he would not enjoy this.

"WEEEEELLLLL, come here girlfriend!" he threw his arms open at her, causing Orihime to squeek. They pecked. Not enough to turn the flower straight.

Ichigo, Grimmjow, and Ulquiorra looked sick and Nel clapped happily.

"Uh alright, Ulquiorra's turn since you look so enthusiastic."

He wanted to protest, but made his wings flap as he did so, which caused the bottle to start spinning again. He stared for a minute and pointed.

"THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL!"

They all waited silently. Would he be a fruit or be straight..? Suddenly, Ulquiorra looked like he wanted to burst into tears and Ichigo followed the bottles mouth to where it was pointing. Holy Kelly Clarkson it was Kenpachi.

"Well, come 'ere kid." he went to get up. Ulquiorra was frozen stiff.

From what they could all tell, Kenpachi like ate his face. When he was done with Ulquiorra, the poor boy was on the floor shuddering looking like he got attacked by snapping turtles. And many at that.

"NEXT..is Grimmjow."

The Sexta Espada brightened at this and didn't move, just fwapped the bottle with his tail and watched it go. It carried on forever like the first spin did and had everyone leaning in. Ichigo wasn't paying much attention and pondered going out for a cigarette when he felt someones lips connect to his.

A very lithe body had pressed him against the wall and pinned him pretty much, and he was startled to realize he was making out with said person. His brown orbs darted up to catch those teal cat ears that were frighteningly familiar. They were laid back and relaxed obviously, and Ichigo kind of felt dissapointed when he felt the two break. Grimmjow gave him a sly smirk before turning to the crowd Ichigo failed to notice. Here comes the blush.

"Good?"

Rukia gave a thumbs up, not noticing her drooling.

As the game continued, Ichigo grabbed Grimmjows arm, forgetting the spikes that were on the side and accidentaly poking himself. He winced, causing Grimmjow to first look down and then back up.

"Yeah, Ichigo?"

Ichigo pondered for a moment. What DID he want? When he asked himself that question, Grimmjow came to mind and he was slightly confused. Was the Espada that good of a kisser or did he secretly have this love for him all along? In his thought rambling, he didn't notice Grimmjow pull out a cigarette and light it.

"Heyyy..no smoking in the house." he pointed a finger.

"Tough luck." Grimmjow shrugged, glancing off.

Ichigo was about to walk away when he felt claws grab his arm and yank him back. He turned around to immediately meet the panthers lips again, and oddly enough felt something pass from the other and into his mouth. He pulled back slightly, and breathed out. Sort of surprised at the smoke that came out.

Grimmjow chuckled and once again, approached Ichigo to the point to where their lips were brushing.

"Gonna have to do better than that if you want to win my heart." with that, the cat slinked back over to the saddened Ulquiorra.

What exactly did he mean by that? Did Ichigo genuinely even want the sexy sexta Espada? Well, obviously since he just called him sexy. He walked back over to the group and almost nose bled when he saw Gin Ichimaru glomp Hitsugaya with another spin the bottle kiss.

Poor kid. Prolly lost his innocence at the same time somehow.

"GAH! Get the fuck off me Ichimaru!"

"Oh-hoooo~ you've got a mouth for such a young one." then he whispered. "Its ok. I like'em young."

To avoid being slashed, the captain moved back to sitting next to Aizen before laughing.

"Next." Rukia pointed to Uryuu who gasped a little bit. He reluctantly pushed the bottle, causing it to spin weakly. He noticed the Quincy was staring at him. Why was he so popular tonight?!

And it landed on.. Holy hell.

"Awww its destined in the stars! Don't make me come over there and sprinkle you with polin!" Szayel mimicked something close to spirit fingers.

Uryuu got up, almost tripped, and fell right on top of the feminine Espada. Their lips locked prolly for a longer time than they should have been. Both of the boys secretly enjoyed it, he guessed.

"ALRIGHT GUYS we need something more intense." Rukia snatched the bottle.

"I can't comprehend that.." murmured Ulquiorra.

"Seven minutes in Heaven. Hell yes." she had a triumphant glare and he secretly wondered if she was a yaoi fangirl.


Hope you all enjoyed this stupidly random chapter.

I laughed.

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