Emmett's a peach
Chapter 2: Bella and the werewolves get hyper on soft drinks
(Bella has entered.)
Jacob: Hi, Bella! =D
Embry: Hi, Bella! =)
Jared: Bella! =D
Kim: Hi, Bella! =)
Bella: Nice to see you all, guys. =)
Bella: Seriously, you're way too nice to me. I'm not used to being treated this special.
Bella: Where are Sam, Emily, and Leah?
Bella: Not that I mind their absence...
Embry: Sam and Emily are at home, Leah's hanging out in the woods (I guess, didn't see her). Paul's sick.
Bella: Give him my best regards.
Embry: I will. =)
Jacob: So, wanna come over to my place and have some pop?
Bella: Wow, I really am an Arizonan girl.
Bella: I'm still getting used to people calling it "pop"! XD
After Bella drove over to Jake's place...
Jacob poured out the soda for everyone, who were sitting in chairs around a table. Bella made a face.
"Sprite?" she said. "I don't like Sprite. Do you have any Coke?"
"Sure," said Jacob, pulling out a bottle of Coca-Cola from the fridge.
"I have an idea," said Embry. "Have any of you read William Golding's Lord of the Flies?"
"Yes. I liked it," said Bella. "I have an appreciation for the classics."
"Oh," said Embry. "Well, I was thinking we could play a 'Lord of the Flies' drinking game. With every bad line uttered in the book, you have to take a cup of pop."
Bella laughed, and remarked,
"I think I'll make it through the book without a problem. I read it way back in eighth grade, though, so my memory's a little fuzzy."
Jacob patted her on the shoulder, and said,
"You're a brave soul, Bella. I have never read a more awful book in my life."
Three hours later...
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard!" sang Kim. She was topless, wore a hula skirt and flip-flops, and had smeared apple pie all over her body.
"And they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge!" sang Bella. She was wearing a coconut-shell bra, the bottom part of a bikini, and had covered her entire body with avocado paste. She had put enormous amounts of hair gel in her hair in order for it to look like a bad 80s hairstyle.
"You go, girls!" shouted Jared, Embry, and Jacob. They were wearing ninja outfits, found from a costume drawer. Jared, Embry, and Jacob were spinning their hips in circles and bowing down to Kim and Bella to the rhythm of the beat.
Just then, Mr. Billy Black opened the door. After he saw everyone, he shouted,
"When I find out who started this mess, it's going to be real ugly around here!"
No one heard what he said. After his remark, they all passed out.
Read and find out what happens next! Suggestions for future chapters, and constructive criticism, are greatly appreciated!
