Dean-
Don't kill the messenger, but I hear Sarah's cheating on you with Jimmy. She told Jaida that she was, at least.
-Sam
Found in a very much neglected history textbook.
You idiot! When's the last time I friggin' opened that book? Thanks a lot, bro, I've been going out with a girl who is going out with Jimmy for months. Great. And Jaida? That chick doesn't talk to you, Sam!
Hope you choke on this.
-Dean
Found tucked into a bag of fries- smudged almost to the extent of losing legibility.
Dean-
Sarah told Jaida, Jaida told Tom, Tom told Cyndra, and Cyndra told me.
And please don't stick notes in greasy places, it's just gross, and after all, where the hell has that paper been anyway?
-Sam
Found sitting atop Dean's razor (and found during it's monthly use).
I bet a dog peed on it.
-Dean
Found in the bristles of Sam's very much neglected hairbrush.
Go die.
-Sam
Found in Dean's muffin at breakfast, almost resulting in a huge choking accident that was curiously nearly fatal.
Hey. You ain't getting rid of me that easy.
-Dean
Found taped to Sam's forehead after he slept in one fateful Saturday.
Dean-
Sure. Because you're immortal.
-Sam
Found attatched to the knife Dean keeps under his pillow.
I'm shaking in my boots, Sam.
-Dean
Found somehow inserted into Sam's toothpaste, and hardly legible after wiping all the toothpaste off.
You'll have to sleep sometime.
-Sam
Found in Dean's water bottle.
HAHAHAHA!
I'm so scared.
-Dean
Found in Sam's completely cleaned out underwear drawer.
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John Winchester sighed, looking at the assortment of stained, smelly, and some still-wet notes before him. They had been left out next to a heap of ashes (which, he had later been informed, had once been Sam's underwear), and a note explaining that, due to a prank, Dean had taken Sam shopping for some new unmentionables.
He took out two post its, and copied down two notes
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I am NEVER leaving you boys alone again!
-Dad
Found on Sam and Dean's pillows when they returned that night.
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"Dean? Did you get a note from Dad?"
"Yeah."
"Should we make peace? You know- no more underwear burning?"
"I won't burn anymore of your underwear, Sam."
"And peace?"
"Hell no! You're not getting off that easy!
I got this idea from Shoebox (there will be a link to their site on my LJ soon, I promise). Anyway, the circumstances are mine, though I stole a few of the "founds", I openly admit. Please don't kill me, guys, I love your work! ) Anyway, I know this is a weird chapter- it's not the format for most of the others, but I just wanted to try something new. Let me know if you like it or hate it.
