"Hey. Chiron?" Nico asked slowly. "Do you love anybody? I must know."

Chiron's eyes misted over, then cleared. "Why should I tell you?" he asked suspiciously, flattening his hair. When Nico didn't respond, he began to canter away. Nico chased him.

"Hey Chiron!" yelled Nico. "Do you love somebody? DO YOU? DO YOU? DO YOU?"

"NO NICO, I DON'T!" Chiron finally screamed.

"Well, at least I know," Nico said, pulling a leaf of cabbage out of his pocket and chewing away.

A/N: teehee.