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The Need For Calculations Chapter 2

After awaking Bones and moving to Bones's office it was time for Zach to start his story.

Except he really didn't want to.

"Guys, its stupid. I'm just going to bring him to a friend of mine's in a little bit. Just drop it." he protested, grabbing the diaper bag and the baby seat.

"Zach, we're your friends! You can tell us anything! Please." pleaded Angela,

"Well you guys aren't going to drop it, so I'll have to tell you. You might want to sit."

They all sat on the couches in Bones's office and Zach began to tell his mighty tale.

(Ok his story is going to be in italics, but its not a flashback. I'm just lazy and I absolutely despise quotes.)

I used to date this girl about a year ago in college named Kayla. We were really close for a couple of moths, but then she suddenly picked up and left. She just left me a note that said that she loved me, but she had to leave because it was for the best. So a couple of days ago I got a phone call from Social Services saying that a woman named Kayla Bensidney had died in a fire, and that her son was in their custody. They had told me that on her son's birth certificate, it had my name listed as the father and I had sole custody of Matt. It turned out that she had been living in California, so I had to fly out and fill out all the paperwork. My mother absolutely flipped out when I told her, and said that Kayla was a whore and now I was stuck with a baby. I've gotten maybe an hour and a half of sleep every night at the most, I still haven't figured out how to brush my teeth and hold a baby at the same time, and I really suck at being a dad. So now you know. Ok? Can we please just drop it? I have to go drop him off at my cousin's place.

By then, Angela had her hands over her mouth, while Hodgins hugged her from behind, and Bones was up trying to give Zach a giant hug as he had the diaper bag and the baby seat in his hands. He was out the door and halfway down the hall when the baby started wailing, so Zach had to stop and give him the pacifier. He kept spitting it out and Zach kept trying to put it back in. The team watched from the door, their eyes stuck on Zach. Finally, Zach pulled out a toy from the diaper bag and gave it to Matt and said quietly to him, "Heyy, bud, it's ok. We're good now." The baby quieted down and Zach left the building.

Now the team was confused. Bones sunk back into the couch and sighed, saying, "I can't believe he didn't call us. Or ask us for help."

"We have to help him. We can't just let him live like this. He needs help." said Angela, looking at Hodgins who nodded in agreement.

"But how?" said Booth.

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Later that night, the group was assembled in Angela and Hodgin's kitchen in their hugenormous mansion. Angela held the phone in her hands, dialing Zach's home number.

After a few rings, sounds of a baby crying and a flustered voice filled the phone, "Hello?"

"Zach it's us. You sound like you need help. Please let us do something."

"Ugh, I'm out of diapers. Shhh, Matt, its ok. Shhhhhhh."

"We're getting you diapers and Temp and I are coming over."

"No, Ang, really I'm fine."

"We'll be there in 10 minutes."

Angela hung up the phone and grabbed Temperance. The men stood up to go with them, but Angela said, "No way. Go watch football or something. You are not going to be useful in this situation."

"Jeez, babe. Calm, remember?" said Hodgins in his defense.

"I am calm, sweetie." she said sarcastically, tuning to leave.

"Hey Temp, you drive. I don't trust her when she's angry. And hormonal." said Hodgins, quietly so Angela wouldn't hear him.

"I HEARD THAT JACK HODGINS AND YOU ARE DEAD WHEN WE GET BACK!" shouted Angela from the hallway.

"Love you too babe!" he shouted back, as he and Booth went into their huge movie theater room to watch the game.

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With Temperance driving, they pulled up to the local drug store. They bought a dozen packages of diapers, getting curious looks from strangers, who were amused by a pregnant women and her friend trying to carry 12 packages of diapers to the checkout counter, then out to the car. Several people offered to help after they saw how much they were struggling, Angela with her belly in the way and Temperance not being too strong. 2 men and a woman helped them carry the diapers to the car, while Angela explained why they were buying 12 packs of diapers at 9 at night when it looked like the baby wasn't born yet. They laughed and explained that they were for a friend who was having some trouble getting things together. They laughed and said to tell their friend good luck, the girls thanked them, and they left.

Two girls piled into the car with all the diapers are drove to Zach's apartment building. They rode up to his apartment on the fourth floor. They were barely able to get all the diapers up; both women were struggling. They dropped all the diapers outside the door of Zach's apartment, which they heard a baby wailing his head off. They knocked and heard a yell back that it was open. They walked in and found Zach trying to calm down little Matt. They moved the diapers inside, and Zach said, "Guys, you are crazy."

"Here give me the baby." said Angela, accepting him from Zach's arms. She rocked him and he quieted, looking up at her with big brown eyes that looked exactly like Zach's. Temperance and Zach started moving the diapers into a small closet at the end of the hall.

"Thanks so much, guys. He's just a lot of work." said Zach with a sigh, rubbing his eyes.

Suddenly, Temperance's phone rang. The screen read "Seely". She answered, "Hey."

"Hi, Jack just wanted to make sure Angela's ok, and that she was not driving when she was mad. How's Zach?"

"Yeah tell him to calm down, she's fine."

"Jeez, is he flipping out again? I listened to him the first time, I didn't drive. Tell him I'm fine and to stop being such a worry wart." said Angela with a sigh, while Zach gave a small chuckle.

"She said she's fine and to tell him to stop worrying." said Temperance.

"Alright. Well, got to go, the games back." said Seely.

"Alright, we'll be back in a little bit. I won't let Angela drive."

"Ok, bye." finished Seely, hanging up.

"Oh my G-d! I have the best idea!" exclaimed Angela. "We are going to steal Matt for a night so you can sleep. Look at you, you're dead!"

"Ang, I'm fine, you need sleep more than I do."

"No way!! Jack and I need the practice anyway! It'll be fun. You need sleep." fought Angela, still going strong.

"Fine, but I'm only giving in because I'm too tired to argue." said Zach, rubbing his eyes again.

"Oh good! This will be so cute. Ok, what does he need?" said Angela, excitedly.

Together, Angela and Zach packed an overnight bag for Matt while temperance held him. They got the car seat out of Zach's car and moved it to Angela's. Zach kissed Matt good-bye and buckled him into the set, and stood in the parking lot, watching them drive away, waving. Afterward, he went back inside and plopped down on his bed, fully clothed, and slept.

wow a lot longer than I expected…..hope u liked…the next chapter will be Angela and Hodgins fun adventure with baby Matt!! hopefully that will be up by Monday ((hence the "hopefully"))

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