Hey! Well I got bored so here's a new chapter. Hope you like it. This again is only James and Sirius but Remus might be coming in soon.

Disclaimer: As usual I don't own.

5 MINUTES LATER

J: Really Sirius?! Really?

S: What?

J: Merlin's beard! That was the worst excuse I've ever heard. Even worse than "The suit of armour told me to do it."

S: How flattering.

J: Really? Our pet Cornish pixies sneaked to the kitchens, devoured all the sugar they could find, then sneaked the notes into our bag!

S: So? What's wrong with that? Um… why are you banging your head against the desk repetitively?

J: Cos I'm taking after Remus. You always reduce him to doing that.

S: Yeah, I have that effect on people. So anyway are you gonna answer my question?

J: What was the question?

S: What was wrong with my excuse?

J: You're kidding me right? 1. WE DON'T BLOODY HAVE PET CORNISH PIXIES! 2. Cornish pixies can't write!

S: Alright, calm your broomsticks! For number one we can borrow two of Lockhart.

J: Who the bloody hell is Lockhart?

S: Gilderoy Lockhart. That thick idiot in Ravenclaw.

J: Wow. What a stupid name. But even if we got hold of a pair of Pixies… Wait, how do you know he has Cornish Pixies?

S: He told me he had a cage full last week.

J: Wow. He is thick.

S: Yeah, owning Pixies is stupid.

J: No, telling the strangest boy in the school, Sirius Black you own Cornish Pixies is stupid.

S: Oi!

J: So how do you plan to give Pixies awesome writing skills?

S: Ooo, that'll be cool! They can do our homework! :)

J: Remus won't be happy.

S: Well, we get in the bath with the pixies…

J: WHAT!

S: Then we'll drop one of those muggle toaster things in to the bath.

J: So now you're trying to kill us. You may be suicidal but I'm not.

S: Idiot! We'd swap brains! :)

J: …Right, you have been watching too many crap muggle movies and taken too many bludgers to the head. Get this in your head. That was imaginary not real! IT WON'T WORK!

S: Gasp! James you have gone crazy. Of course it would work!

J: Ugh, I'm just gonna leave you to your ridiculous fantasies.

S: So… What are you gonna do instead?

J: Pay attention to Minnie for once.

S: Noooooooooooooo! James I must save you!

J: Go drive someone else insane.

S: But Remus isn't here.

J: There are more people than just Remus! Go bother someone else.

S: I can't be arsed.

J: Typical. Well, go do something else instead.

S: What?

J: For Merlin's sake. Entertain yourself.

S: But I'm boooooooooooored!

J: Go to sleep or something.

S: Noooooooooo! Please anything but sleep. Do not force me! Please don't… no… please * starts crying*

J: Sirius, um why are you crying?

S: I'm not able to go to sleep. I can't … please

J: And why can't you go to sleep?

S: Can't sleep… Fairies will eat me!

J: Um… James Potter cannot reply as he is rolling on the floor hysterically.

S: Sirius Black demands to know why James Potter is laughing hysterically.

J: Fairies will eat you if you fall sleep? Who the bloody hell told you that? I want to send them flowers.

S: Why is it funny?

J: Who told you that?

S: Our strangely absent Remus Lupin. Um why have you been thrown into hysterics again?

J: Okay…Do you do anything in your sleep? Oh don't make it dirty, you know what I meant.

S: Umm… Well, according to Remus I snore and mutter in my sleep.

J: Oh, what do you say in your sleep?

S: Remus said both the actions and words were not something he wanted to see. He also said it sparked very mental images in his mind.

J: Ha laughing so hard I can't breathe. And I'm sorry to break it to you Sirius, but fairies will not eat you in your sleep. I think dear sweet innocent Remus made that up to stop you from snoring. I'm not surprised he did, to be honest you believe anything.

S: Are you sure?

J: Oh, I'm quite sure!

S: I'm so gonna kill him!

J: Ha ha!

S: What?

J: Remus could beat you in a fight easily without breaking a sweat.

S: Really?

J: Yep! The day you beat Lupin is the day… is the day Pete gets married and has seven kids.

S: The day anyone beats Remmy will be the day Evans marries you! Ha!

J: You take that back NOW!

S: Nah! Oh oh he looks angry. Very angry. I'm signing off before the fight starts. OW! SOMEONE HELP ME! AAHHHHHHHHHH! *screams traumatised*

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