Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, that honor belongs to J.K. Rowling and Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and 'And All That Jazz' doesn't belong to me it belongs to the Chicago Musical or Ebb and Bob Fosse.

Title: Trials of the Cherry Blossom

Author: Slytherin Studios

Beta: (Position Available)

Story Summary: Sakura Lee is sent to prison for the 'murder' of her husband Lee Rock where she meets the most famous female killers she'd only read about in the Konoha Times, this is her story of her stay at Konoha Prison, and her trial, but the question remains – Did she really kill her husband? Or was she framed?

Chapter Summary: Sakura finds out what the prisoners in the women's side of Konoha Prison do at night.

Ships: Naruko/Sasuke/Karin, Sakura/Lee, Hinata/Shino, Ino/Chouji, Kurenai/Asuma, Tsunade/Jiraiya, and Temari/Shikamaru.

Chapter Cast: Sakura Haruno, Chiyo, Naruko, Hinata, Ino, Kurenai, Tsunade, Temari, Nami (from One Piece), Mizuki, Kagerou, Minako.


Sakura is taken back to her cell along with her bunkmate, Mizuki.

The doors slam shut behind them and then the lights get turned off. An hour later everyone gets woken up by the sound of rocks being moved against each other and then a door appears. Curiously and cautiously, the newbie's go through the doors. They slowly make their way down a barely lit hallway to what looked like a huge theater room with an equally large stage.

There are women already there as if waiting for something. The curtains on the stage are closed as Sakura, Mizuki, Kagerou and Minako find a table next to the table that consisted of Nami, Hinata, Tsunade, Ino, Kurenai, and Temari. Naruko was nowhere to be found. To the left of Sakura was a table with three old women, one of those women is Chiyo.

All of a sudden music starts to play, the lights dim down and the curtains open to show a half-naked woman in racy and revealing underwear and heels. Her hair is hidden by a black fedora. She is also wearing black gloves that went up to her elbows and covered her hands. The woman is straddling a black mosaic wooden chair with her back towards the crowd.

(AN: Her outfit is like Pink's in Lady Marmalade)

The woman sways to the music then she turns in the chair, and Sakura instantly knows the woman is Naruko. Naruko turns in the chair so that her left side was facing the crowd, and begins singing:

"Come on baby
Why don't we paint the town
And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stalking down [Naruko slowly rubs her left leg seductively]
And all that Jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And
All
That
Jazz~"

Naruko's friends yell out together, "Skidoo!"

Naruko smiles and continues to sing, "And all that Jazz~"

Naruko's friends yell out again, "Hotcha! Whoopie!"

Naruko, "And all that Jazz~"

Naruko's friends, "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Naruko, "So lick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz

I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug

I case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that~"

Sakura whispers, "Jazz~"

Naruko, "Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose~"

The crowd sings, "And all that Jazz~"

Naruko, "Right up here
Is where I stole the juice~"

The crowd sings again, "And all that Jazz~"

Naruko, "Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I bet you lucky Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
to all that Jazz?
"

Naruko, "Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake~"
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'til her garters break~"

Naruko shakes her upper body seductively when she sings that line.

Naruko's friends, "And all that Jazz!"

Naruko, "Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood curdle
If she's hear her baby's queer~"

Naruko's friends, "For all that Jazz~"

Naruko, "And all that jazz
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that~
"

Naruko's friends, "Jazz!"

Naruko, "No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!"

Naruko's friends, "That Jazz!"

For the next couple of hours some of the women talk or sing and dance on the stage before a bell rings and everyone scrambles back to their cells. Sakura wonders what Naruko and her friends have done to end up here, she knows they killed people but she wants to know why.

But unless she actually talks to them, she won't know. As Sakura falls asleep, she thinks of many ways to introduce herself without sounding like a stalker.


Author's Note: I hope everyone likes this story, please rate and review.

Also I'm writing Prisoner Interviews and I would like for my readers to give me some questions that you would like to ask them and you will be credited if you have an account here.