Don't skip class
(Bell Rings)
You: -You are in the bathroom stall playing some game on your phone-
You: Crap! You know what Screw Class! I'm ditching!
{Cue spy music}
You: I can go without the music! Please shut up!
{;^;}
(Somehow you think that hiding in the vending machine is a good idea)
You: Hiding in the vending machine is a good idea!
(You hide in the vending machine)
You: Oh Crap! I'm stuck! Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all of those breakfast burrito's this morning...
(Suddenly Teacher teleported into the middle of the hallway)
Teacher: You can come out now! Nobody's here but us!
Voice: Quiet Woman! I'm trying to teach here!
Teacher: :(
Voice #2: Don't worry bae, I'm here now...
(A bag of family size Doritos with long legs appear)
You: O.o
Teacher: Bae!
(Teacher and Doritos ride off into the sunset on the their unicorn)
You: 0.o
(Suddenly a Doritos bag falls on the ground)
Doritos: D:
