Don't skip class

(Bell Rings)

You: -You are in the bathroom stall playing some game on your phone-

You: Crap! You know what Screw Class! I'm ditching!

{Cue spy music}

You: I can go without the music! Please shut up!

{;^;}

(Somehow you think that hiding in the vending machine is a good idea)

You: Hiding in the vending machine is a good idea!

(You hide in the vending machine)

You: Oh Crap! I'm stuck! Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all of those breakfast burrito's this morning...

(Suddenly Teacher teleported into the middle of the hallway)

Teacher: You can come out now! Nobody's here but us!

Voice: Quiet Woman! I'm trying to teach here!

Teacher: :(

Voice #2: Don't worry bae, I'm here now...

(A bag of family size Doritos with long legs appear)

You: O.o

Teacher: Bae!

(Teacher and Doritos ride off into the sunset on the their unicorn)

You: 0.o

(Suddenly a Doritos bag falls on the ground)

Doritos: D: