Besides saying I wrote almost this entire thing listening to the Toradora opening theme on a loop, else nothing really comes to mind. Enjoy.
Leg One - The Sol Sanctum ruins to Goma Cave (Part 2)
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The advertisement ended with Alex giving the audience a big, cheesy grin and a thumbs-up.
"Sell out," muttered the Wise One in the background.
And now welcome back to... The Amazing Weyard Race!
Jenna and Kraden
Charity Volunteers
On Detour 'Brains' - Teaching Quantum Physics
"So?" asked Jenna, threateningly holding the poor girl's puppy out. "Did you pass or fail?"
"I... I... I FAILED!!" wailed their student, pitifully crying into her hands.
"Punishment Time!" Jenna sang happily. In one fluid motion, Jenna threw the puppy out the window and sent a Dragon Fume after it, incinerating it instantly.
"Who wants hot dogs?" asked Jenna cheerfully.
Every single person in the room facepalmed, including the orphan.
"Just... no," muttered Kraden.
Garet and Ivan
Friends
On Detour 'Brains' - Teaching History
"I think I'll be in charge of teaching the kid," stated Ivan.
"What can I do?" replied Garet obliviously.
"Uhh... go outside and pick some flowers or something," answered Ivan, improvising.
"YAAAAAY~!" celebrated Garet, throwing his hands into the air but keeping his elbows at his waist.
Garet then proceeded to skip out of the inn like a little girl.
Ivan shuddered slightly.
Justin and Megan
Abandoned Healing Students
On Detour 'Brawn'
"Now we have to find these 'elite guards'," muttered Megan.
Interview after leg
"We picked Brawn because Megan and I figured we'd try practising all our ultimate Mia-killing techniques!" exclaimed Justin.
"We're after you, bitch!" shouted Megan, waving her fist angrily at the camera.
Flint and Echo
Djinn Alliance Representatives
Currently in 7th Place
"I passed!" cheered the child after exiting the test room.
Flint and Echo sighed in relief and then dashed off to collect their next clue.
"Though they did seem worried about my mental health when I told them that my teachers were a pair of talking kitties," continued the student.
Justin and Megan
Abandoned Healing Students
Currently in 8th Place
Justin and Megan stood ominously upon a mound of dead ninja, giggling softly at each other.
"I think we killed too many, Sister dearest," whispered Justin in that creepy tone used in horror movies when the evil, telepathic twins talk to each other.
"I'm afraid so, Brother dearest," whispered Megan back, still giggling. "It's just that I kept seeing her face everywhere..."
She slowly licked her lips. "I can still hear them screaming..."
"You kids are freaks," muttered the Wise One.
Garet and Ivan
Friends
Currently in 9th Place
"I passed!"
"Yes!" cheered Ivan. He then strolled down to the counter and collected the clue.
"You must now make your way to Vale's store where you will take a ride to Vault," Ivan read out to himself.
Ivan walked out of the inn.
"Oh, I've waited for you sooooo long, Ivan," cried Garet in a high voice, suddenly jumping out of nowhere and continuing his facade of acting like a little girl. "I've made a bouquet for you!"
Garet held out a bouquet.
Ivan punched him in the face.
"NO. BAD GARET."
"Oww..."
King Hydros and Piers
Representatives of Royalty and Commoners Relations
On Detour 'Brains' - Teaching Medical Sciences
Many, many failings later...
"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed Hydros, throwing various objects and Piers around the room in fury.
Jenna sidled slyly over to Hydros.
"Hey, how about we form a temporary pact and sneak attack the innkeeper for the next clue?" she whispered.
"Fine idea, Lassie!" chortled Hydros in a hearty Scottish accent.
The two groups fell silent as they began to plot their dastardly act.
Jenna and Kraden
Charity Volunteers
On Detour 'Brains' - Teaching Quantum Physics
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? JENNA'S GOING TO POLE DANCE?" shouted Hydros loudly.
Absolutely every single person in the inn completely froze, then turned to face Hydros talking unusually loudly with Jenna and Piers.
When they had obtained everybody's complete and undivided attention, Kraden silently lowered himself down from the ceiling on a ninja rope, placed his hands on the innkeeper's head and twisted sharply to the right.
As the innkeeper crumpled to the floor, Kraden grabbed two clues, gave the group a thumbs-up and sneakily climbed back up into the ceiling.
"Oh dear, you seem to have misheard me! I said I was going to sell you my Coal Lance."
"Who makes a lance out of coal, idiot?" hissed Hydros at Jenna.
"Shut up! We got our clues, didn't we?" Jenna hissed back.
Dullahan and Sheba
Mother and Daughter
Currently in 1st Place
As the coach slowed down to a stop, the driver handed them the next clue. Sheba opened in and read aloud, "Make your way down to the town's south entrance to find your next clue."
"Let's go~!" cheered Dullahan, throwing its hands into the air but keeping its elbows at its waist.
Dullahan then proceeded to skip down to the village entrance like a little girl.
Sheba shuddered slightly.
"Hey, I found the clue!" Dullahan called out, pulling a clue out of the clue box.
"Oh, cool!" Sheba called back, running after Dullahan. "That was quick! What does it say?"
Dullahan waited until Sheba had caught up and then read out, "Road Block: Who's got light fingers?"
"Road Block!" the Wise One pronounced. "A Road Block is a task that only one person can perform! Teams must choose carefully who does which Road Block as each person can only do a maximum of six!"
"In this Road Block, a team member must steal at least two hundred coins worth of valuables from the villagers and hand them over to a bunch of shifty bandits outside Vault! Try not to get arrested!"
"I'll do it!" Dullahan exclaimed excitedly. "I am, after all, the master of sneaking."
Alex and Felix
Social Outcasts
Currently in 2nd Place
"Road Block: Who's got light fingers?" read out Alex.
"I'll... let you take this one," Felix said. "After all, you are the villain."
Kay and Saturos
Gardeners
Currently in 3rd Place
"Isn't this Road Block ethically wrong?" Kay asked the Wise One.
"PSHH, ROFL. ETHICS," lol'd the Wise One.
"You're a weirdo," muttered Saturos.
"Ty, d00d."
Hsu and Feizhi
Martial Arts Students
Currently in 6th Place
"Time for my mad Kung Fu Skills!" Feizhi exclaimed.
"I see where this is going..." muttered Hsu.
"Silence, fatty!" shouted Feizhi.
Dullahan and Sheba
Mother and Daughter
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"Maybe I'll try my hand at pick pocketing," thought Dullahan to itself.
It discretely tiptoed up to one of the villagers and snuck a hand into her pocket. Unfortunately, Dullahan's thieving level was too low and it was caught.
"OI, STOP THAT!" shouted the villager, pulling out a can and spraying mace into Dullahan.
"AARGHHHH!!!" Dullahan screamed, falling to the floor and disintegrating. "Mace... my one weakness..."
Kay and Saturos
Gardeners
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"So, you've got the goods?" asked one of the shifty bandits as Saturos walked up to them with a bulge under his shirt.
(Special author note: I do not want to continue typing 'one of the shifty bandits' every time the characters talk with him, so from this point onwards, I shall name him 'Joe'. Okay? Cool. Enjoy the rest of the fic, dearest readers, and remember to review.)
"Yeah, it's all right here," replied Saturos in his shady, drug-dealer voice, suspiciously glancing from side to side.
He began pulling out handfuls of flowers.
"Uhh, hey, dude... these are completely worthless," Joe stated, staring at the mound of flowers.
Saturos's eye twitched.
"You... dare... call... flowers... worthless...?" he hissed, orbs of flame igniting over his palms.
"... yeah, you can't sell these things," responded Joe matter-of-factly.
"RAAAWWWWRR!!!" screamed Saturos, going into Godzilla mode.
Instantly, the Wise One descended from the skies and placed a barrier around the bandits, protecting them while Saturos raged. When Saturos had finished and was panting, completely exhausted, the Wise One lifted the barrier.
"Sorry, but under contract I'm to protect these guys during the course of the Road Block," revealed the Wise One.
Saturos grumbled but gave up, making his way back to Vault.
Isaac and Mia
Siblings
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
Isaac strode up to a household and opened the door. He then, using his ultimate RPG protagonist powers, took all the family's valuables and treasures without any complaint from the owners.
Isaac and Mia
Currently in 1st Place
Isaac strode up to the bandits and dumped all the villager's belongings onto the ground.
"Great job, here's ya next clue," muttered Joe, handing Isaac the clue while all the others began scooping all the goods into their bags.
"Thanks!" responded Isaac, taking the clue.
Mia read it out. "You may now make your way to Goma Cave and the Pit Stop for this leg of the race!"
"The Pit Stop!" exclaimed Isaac. "We're so close!"
"Let's run!"
Hsu and Feizhi
Martial Arts Students
On Road Block – Fifty coins worth of valuables stolen
"Waaaaa hyah!" shouted Feizhi, karate chopping a random passerby in the neck and then mugging him.
Flint and Echo
Djinn Alliance Representatives
Currently in 7th Place
"Who's got light fingers?" read out Echo.
"I'll do it," replied Flint.
Dullahan and Sheba
Mother and Daughter
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"Thief!" yelled a villager, spraying Dullahan with mace.
"WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE MACE!??" screamed Dullahan, melting.
Alex and Felix
Social Outcasts
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"OI, STOP THAT!" shouted the town guards, following Alex around and shouting angrily at him every time he approached a villager.
"They are really pissing me off..." hissed Alex.
"I guess you seemed too much like an outsider with your blue hair and all..." Felix whispered back to Alex. "And the fact that you're Alex."
"OI, STOP THAT!" shouted the town guards as Alex walked up to a house.
Alex growled angrily.
Hsu and Feizhi
Martial Arts Students
On Road Block – Sufficient coins worth of valuables stolen
"That's the last one!" exclaimed Feizhi, stripping down the last villager and tossing all his belongings and clothes into a bag.
"You are terrible," muttered Hsu.
"Yes, I know I'm awesome!" replied Feizhi, happily nodding her head.
Hsu facepalmed.
Alex and Felix
Social Outcasts
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"OI, STOP THAT!" shouted the town guards.
"I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING THAT TIME!" screamed Alex at the guards.
"We just don't like you," they replied obnoxiously.
Alex glared at them in fury. Felix felt the air chill, took note of the danger signs immediately and began running.
Alex and Felix
Social Outcasts
On Road Block – Sufficient coins worth of valuables stolen
"How much does Town Guard meat sell for?" asked Alex, lowering a large pile of dead guards down in front of the bandits.
"Coin-wise, that's fine," stated Joe happily.
"... but as a penalty for killing villagers, I'm afraid you'll have to stay here for two hours," the Wise One added in.
"WHAT!?" shouted Alex, outraged. "You've never penalised us for harming villagers before!"
"I just like changing the rules every few moments. It keeps the race interesting. And you're going to stay here, or I'll pull a Mt. Aleph on you again."
Justin and Megan
Abandoned Healing Students
Currently in 8th Place
"Road Block! Who's got light fingers?" read out Megan.
"Leave this to me," responded Justin.
Flint and Echo
Djinn Alliance Representatives
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"Just be quiet as possible..." muttered Flint to himself, sneaking up to a house. As he approached the door however, a villager spotted him.
"RATS!!" she screamed hysterically.
"WHAT!? WHERE??"
"JUST THERE!!"
"GET IT!"
Before Flint could raise an objection, a mob of villagers ran up to him and bashed him to death with brooms.
"WHY ME!??" screamed Flint, dying.
Kay and Saturos
Gardeners
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"They want valuables, huh?" muttered Saturos to himself. "Fine!"
Saturos began doing what Saturos does best and began pillaging the entire village.
Justin and Megan
Abandoned Healing Students
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Justin wailed, shaking the bars of his cell vigorously.
"Why should we?" asked the prison guards. "You filthy little thief."
"I was forced into that! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!"
"Pfft, as if. Now dance, boy. DANCE," responded the guard, pulling out a handgun and shooting the ground at Justin's feet.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" screamed Justin, jumping up and down, trying to avoid the bullets.
Garet and Ivan
Friends
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"I should really get around to sending my valuable Water of Life to cure that poor girl in Kalay," thought the Mayor of Vault to himself.
"That's the stuff..." thought Ivan, putting his mind reading to good use.
Kay and Saturos
Gardeners
On Road Block – OVER NINE THOUSAND coins worth of valuables stolen
"HAPPY!?" exclaimed Saturos, dumping bag after bag filled with gold, jewels, building materials, food supplies and goods in front of the bandits. In the background, screaming and great clouds of billowing smoke could be seen coming out of Vault.
Joe stared speechlessly at Saturos before handing him the next clue.
"Why is it you always seem to decimate every village we come across?" asked Kay.
"It's not my fault!" Saturos complained, pouting. "Everyone forces it upon me!"
Isaac and Mia
Siblings
Currently in 1st Place
"There it is, Mia!" exclaimed Isaac, pointing towards the pit stop situated just outside the entrance of Goma Cave.
"We've made it!" Mia cheered.
The pair ran up to the map and stood onto it. Instantly, the Wise One materialised.
"Isaac and Mia," pronounced the Wise One. "You have arrived... first!" Congratulations!"
"YES!" they exclaimed, hugging each other.
"So, how do you feel?" the Wise One questioned.
"We're just ecstatic," replied Isaac. "It's amazing, we never expected on the first leg to actually come in first place!"
"It's just stunning... this is just such a boost to the confidence in our teamwork. I feel like we have a real chance at this race!" continued Mia.
The Wise One nodded a few times as was customary and continued with the presentation.
"And for coming first in this leg, you have won the prize for this leg of the race!" it declared, handing over a DVD to Isaac.
"... what's this?" Isaac asked cautiously.
"It's a guide on the disadvantages of incestuous relationships and how to stop as effectively as possible," chuckled the Wise One.
"OH, JUST... F**K YOU!!" screamed Isaac hysterically
King Hydros and Piers
Representatives of Royalty and Commoners Relations
On Road Block – Sufficient coins worth of valuables... stolen?
"And you're sure you... stole this?" asked Joe, looking sceptically at the multitude of sculptures depicting King Hydros in front of them. "It is part of the requirement that you take the valuables from the village."
"You're accusing me of cheating?" Hydros growled.
"I just don't see why Vault would have sculptures of you."
"WHAT?" yelled Hydros angrily, horribly abusing the caps lock. "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I AM THE NOBLE AND BELEVOLENT KING HYDROS, SO LOVED AND ADORED THAT EVEN PEOPLE OUTSIDE MY MAGNIFICENT KINGDOM WORSHIP ME. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY AUTHORITY AND REGALITY? I COME FROM A GREAT AND MAGESTIC LI-"
King Hydros continued ranting non-stop until several of the bandits were practically bleeding from their ears.
"FINE, JUST TAKE YOUR CLUE!" screamed Joe.
"Thanks!" replied Hydros happily, completely satisfied.
"That was really over the top," Piers commented as they walked away.
Hydros punched Piers in the gonads.
Jenna and Kraden
Charity Volunteers
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
"There appears to be nothing left to steal," muttered Jenna, glancing around the burning, bare village Saturos left behind. "Where would there still be anything of value...?"
She wandered around the village, attempting to think of a place so poor and pointless that nobody would ever think of stealing from it. Then it came to her.
"The General Store!"
Kay and Saturos
Gardeners
"We've made it!" cheered Kay.
"Kay and Saturos, you have arrived... third!" announced the Wise One
"That's pretty good," smiled Saturos happily.
Dullahan and Sheba
Mother and Daughter
On Road Block – Zero coins worth of valuables stolen
Dullahan strode furiously up to the bandits.
"GIVE ME THE CLUE," it declared.
"No way," replied Joe.
Dullahan ate one of the bandits.
"Here you go," replied Joe, handing over the clue.
The Bandits
Not in the Race
"WEREN'T YOU GOING TO PROTECT US!?" shouted Joe at the Wise One.
"Okay, I'll be honest with you... I can only raise that barrier that protected you before once," replied the Wise One sheepishly.
Joe sweatdropped. "... this means we're probably all going to get killed, right?"
"Probably, yeah."
Alex and Felix
Social Outcasts
Currently in 7th Place
"Two hours are up!"
Joe handed over the clue to the pissed-off Alex.
"Have a nice day!" commented the Wise One obnoxiously.
"Urge to kill... rising..." thought Alex.
"You know, this wouldn't happened if you had just kept your temper," stated Felix.
Alex 's eyes slowed rotated over to the left psychopathic-style and focused on Felix's face. His expression was twisted into one that quite clearly said, "I'm going to kill you and rape the body."
Felix swallowed nervously.
"... or not! Temper's good! Keep the temper!" he exclaimed, forcing himself to chuckle.
Garet and Ivan
Friends
Currently in 4th Place
"We've just got to get to Goma Cave and it's all over!" exclaimed Ivan, running.
Suddenly there was a great rattling sound and a royal-looking, horse driven carriage passed by them.
"So long, suckers!" called out King Hydros.
"That's cheating!" yelled Ivan, outraged.
Hydros laughed as the carriage sped into the distance.
King Hydros and Piers
Representatives of Royalty and Commoners Relations
Currently in 4th Place
"Although we had a few hitches, we've caught up quite well!" said Hydros in a deep, jolly voice. He held up a glass of wine and gestured it towards Piers. "He's to our victory, peasant!"
Suddenly there was a great clanking sound and Sheba riding a large, sprinting set of armour sped past the carriage.
"So long, suckers!" called out Sheba.
"That's cheating!" yelled Hydros, outraged.
Sheba laughed as the Dullahan sped into the distance.
Jenna and Kraden
Charity Volunteers
Currently in 8th Place
"That's a lot of herbs..." muttered Joe, raising an eyebrow as Jenna pulled an herb-filled wagon up to the bandits.
"It's fine though, right?" asked Jenna anxiously.
Joe examined the wagon of herbs thoroughly.
"I'd say it's just about enough!" he declared, handing Jenna the clue.
"Awesome!"
Alex and Felix
Social Outcasts
Felix and Alex jumped onto the pit stop.
"Alex and Felix, you have arrived... in seventh place!" the Wise One pronounced happily.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, FELIX!!" screamed Alex hysterically, lunging at Felix and knifing him again and again.
The Wise One chuckled merrily as he watched Felix get horribly murdered again.
Flint and Echo
Djinn Alliance Representatives
Currently in 9th Place
"RAMSES!!" pronounced Flint and Echo, summoning down the giant earth elemental, Egyptian-thing to bash the living crap out of the bandits.
"WHAT THE FU-"
Death ensured. All the bandits but Joe (because he's the temporary bandit protagonist-type person) we violently crushed.
"We'll take that!" smiled Echo, swiping a clue from Joe's horribly injured body.
Joe
Not in the Race
Joe glared angrily at the Wise One, several of his limbs crushed.
The Wise One shrugged.
"Hey, you accepted the job. I didn't exactly force you into it."
"YOU SAID YOU COULD PROTECT US!"
"Yeah... well... Another team's almost reached the pit stop. See ya!"
The Wise One disappeared, leaving Joe behind swearing angrily.
Jenna and Kraden
Charity Volunteers
Jenna and Kraden ran up to the pit stop and stood and the Amazing Weyard Race mat.
"Jenna and Kraden!" announced the Wise One, materialising. "You are... eighth!"
"At least we caught up a near the end," shrugged Kraden.
Hamma and Babi
Authors of 'Life after Death: the Fourth Wall'
Currently in 11th Place
"Isaac and Mia are so dead," hissed Hamma.
"Admittedly, what they did was pretty cool..." muttered Babi.
Flashback
Hamma and Babi riding in the coach to Vault
"Can your powers of prediction tell us what we've got to do in Vault?" asked Babi.
Hamma sat still, meditating. "Just let me focus."
Suddenly there was a series of loud bangs outside and their couch ground to a halt. Babi and Hamma both glanced outside just as Isaac and Mia's coach sped past them, Mia hanging out of the window, duel-wielding a pair of Uzis.
Hamma and Babi just stared, open mouthed as the coach rode off.
End flashback
Hamma slapped Babi.
"NO. That was not cool. That was uncool. You can go screw yourself as well!" she shouted, flipping off the sky above her. The author grinned and waved back.
Justin and Megan
Abandoned Healing Students
On Road Block – Sufficient coins worth of valuables stolen
"Chainmail should be valuable enough," stated Justin, walking out of Vault.
"How'd you let yourself get caught, anyway? Seriously," muttered Megan, her arms dripping with the prison guards' blood.
"It's not my fault! I can't pull any of that creepy twin stuff if you're not around with me!"
"Fair enough."
"YOINK!" exclaimed Hamma and Babi, grabbing the chainmail out of Justin's hands and dashing out of Vault.
Justin stared in shock at his hands, then at the fleeing authors.
"THAT'S IT!!" he yelled furiously.
Hamma and Babi
Authors of 'Life after Death: the Fourth Wall'
Currently in 10th Place
"Yeah, that should be fine," muttered Joe, handing over a clue with his good arm and accepting the chainmail.
"What happened to you?" asked Babi, staring at the bandit's broken body.
"Please... don't ask."
Justin and Megan
Abandoned Healing Students
Currently in 11th Place
Justin and Megan tossed a live, hog-tied villager down in front of Joe.
"Creative," stated Joe. "Here you go."
"You may now make your way to Goma Cave and the Pit Stop for this leg of the race!" read out Megan.
"Hurry! We can still catch up!" exclaimed Justin, pointing towards the figures of Hamma and Babi in the distance.
Justin and Megan began to dash madly after Babi and Hamma.
Flint and Echo
Djinn Alliance Representatives
"Flint and Echo! You have arrived in ninth place!" declared the Wise One.
"We'll just have to do better next time," muttered Flint wistfully.
The Amazing Weyard Race Pit Stop
Goma Cave
All teams were gathered together, waiting intently for the final two pairs to appear. Dramatic Amazing Race theme music played.
"There they are!" yelled Saturos excitedly.
Sprinting furiously out of the surrounding forest, neck and neck, were Justin, Megan, Hamma and Babi.
"Come on!" yelled Justin, furiously throwing Ice psynergies at the other team.
"Run, Babi, run!" shouted Hamma, ducking and weaving through the violent Justin's attacks. "Just think of the prize money!"
"So... tired..." Babi wheezed, his old body reaching its limits.
The teams quickly closed the gap between themselves and the pit stop.
"Dive for it Megan!" exclaimed Justin.
The two teams threw themselves at the pit stop, landing almost simultaneously on the mat. There was a long pause as the Wise One received the results.
"Babi and Hamma," declared the Wise One. "I'm sorry to say, but you have arrived at the pit stop last and therefore you are the first team to be kicked out of the race."
"Aw, crap," muttered Babi.
"Which means, Justin and Megan... you have been eliminated from the race as well!"
"WHAT!! WHY!?" they both yelled, furious.
"Well, the stupid, made-up reason is that you both touched the mat at the exact same time," the Wise One explained. "But-"
"I'm just being a lazy prick!" explained the Author out of nowhere. "This way I don't have to write so much."
"HOLY SHIT, A SELF-INSERT!" screamed the Wise One. "EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!"
The Wise One dove to the floor, cowering. Everyone stared at him, confused.
"... there's not going to be a Gary Stu attack?" asked the Wise One cautiously.
The Author threw back his long, flowing hair and laughed softly to himself. Gracefully, he strode up to the Wise One. A gentle, majestic smile graced his handsome features as he placed an understanding hand on the Wise One, comforting it. The contestants stood back in awe, instantly aware of his obvious power and kindness. All of the girls sighed admiringly.
"Do not worry," he murmured to the Wise One. "I would never soil my fictions with such a creation."
Finish Times
Isaac and Mia – 8:05pm
Hsu and Feizhi - 8:22pm
Kay and Saturos – 8:40pm
Dullahan and Sheba – 9:11pm
King Hydros and Piers – 9:15pm
Garet and Ivan – 9:21pm
Alex and Felix – 10:32pm
Jenna and Kraden – 11:17pm
Flint and Echo – 12:20pm
Justin and Megan – 1:02am (Eliminated)
Hamma and Babi – 1:02am (Eliminated)
Next time on The Amazing Weyard Race:
Has Isaac finally found proven that he holds no blood relation to Mia?
"We are NOT related!! In between legs, we have specifically gone through DNA testing! I HAVE THE PROOF RIGHT HERE!" Isaac declared, holding up an official-looking certificate.
Are cracks finally being revealed in Kay and Saturos's relationship?
"Roses!" yelled Saturos. "The scent, the texture... each one is a work of art!"
"What are you talking about? Daffodils are far superior to any rose in existence!"
"Roses!"
"Daffodils!"
"Roses!"
"Daffodils!"
"ROSES!"
"DAFFODILS!"
"DIE BITCH!!!" screamed Saturos hysterically, suffocating Kay against a wall.
And Dullahan and Sheba try to catch up on the highly clichéd lost mother-and-daughter time!
"Mum..." asked Sheba curiously. "Where do babies come from?"
All of this and so much more next time! Stay tuned!
Author note: My hair's not actually all that long. I am, however, beautiful~
