Okay. I couldn't resist writing a story, so I found the time on my vacation to write this story. I don't know if it's funny or not, but please be as critical as possible when reviewing! Reviews encourage me, so if there aren't any reviews, the stories will come more slowly.
Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or Cinderella or any part of the true Disney Production Co. Any or all of the insults directed to characters I probably do not mean.
Kimirella
Ruwot: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Kimirella, who lived in London with her dear father, Chase.
Kimiko: SWEET! I'm the main character! What? He did WHAT? (Starts fuming) Chase Young is NOT my father!
Chase: Muahahaha…
Ruwot: Do you not KNOW the story of Cinderella? Jeez, you ARE loud.
Kimiko: (Starts to get ready to explode, but Ruwot continues the story)
Ruwot: Chase thought that Kimirella needed a mother, so he remarried a very nice lady named Wuya –
Kimiko: WHAT THE HELL! I CAN'T –
Ruwot: and her two daughters, Anaclaya and Drizomiella…and yeah.
Omi: (In a wig and a dress that make his derriere look big) What kind of names are Anaclaya and…DRIZOMIELLA! This is repulsive to a monk of my stature!
Ruwot: I don't know, ask the producer!
Clay: (Also in a wig and magnifying-rear dress) Y'all ARE the doggone producer.
Ruwot: AHEM. So Wuya, Anaclaya, and Drizomiella (fuming at the moment) were very kind to Kimirella, until Chase died.
Chase:…
Ruwot: Okay, Chase. Get off the stage please.
Chase: But this was my big debut in Hollywood…
Ruwot: No, this is your SMALL debut on my laptop! Now get off the stage.
Chase: (From The Memoirs of a Geisha) I want a life that is MINE!
Everyone: (Rolling their eyes) Then get off the frigging stage!
Chase: (Sobbing, runs out the studio door.)
Ruwot: Chase finally dead, Wuya and her daughters could finally reveal themselves for the monsters they were.
Wuya: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Omi and Clay: (Staring into space) Oh, what? Oh…um. Hiho hiho hiho…?
Wuya: (Shaking her head) No, it's "Mu-a-ha-ha-ha."
Omi and Clay: (Still staring stupidly, but now at Wuya) Moo?
Wuya: (Slaps her forehead) NO YOU IMBECILES!
(Starts rapid fire of dark magic, Wuya starts chasing Clay and Omi, who are running and screaming.)
Wuya: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ruwot: CUT!
(Intermission)
(Wuya is in that asylum wrapping thing for crazy people, Clay and Omi are bandaged and looking very angry.)
Ruwot: Continue! So Kimirella had to suffer loads of chores (Kimiko looks like she's bored), prejudice remarks (Kimiko yawns), and a torn up dress.
(Wuya holds out a dingy dress.)
Kimiko: (Eyes widen) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Wuya: MUAHAHA – (notices that Clay and Omi are watching her) Oh, never mind.
Ruwot: Months later, we find Kimirella in the attic, which is her dirty bedroom, about to wake up.
(Under a pillow, Kimiko is breathing slowly and steadily. Two blue birds fly into her room and do that sweet little pecking think to wake her. She doesn't awaken. One of the birds starts chirping "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes.")
Kimiko: (Holds out her arms) Wudai Mars – Fire!
(The birds are cooked to a crisp.)
Kimiko: (Sits up) It's bad enough I have to role-play like this; I don't want any stupid animals around with their bacterial crap to bother me! And there is NO way I am singing! (Looks in a direction) And you STUPID MICE better not come within TEN FEET OF ME, CAPICHE?
(Mice, looking through a hole, start to curse quietly as they leave.)
Kimiko: AND I'M NOT GONNA FREE ONE OF YOUR STUPID FRIENDS FROM THAT CAGE!
Ruwot: Kimirella begins her hard day. First, she makes her bed.
Kimiko: (Gets ready to make her bed, but sees birds already doing it.) Wudai Mars – Fire!
(More birds are cooked to a brown as they fall to the ground.)
Ruwot: (Starts to sweat) Kimirella starts to undress as she takes her morning shower.
Kimiko: (Fuming) That better be a typo.
(Birds hold up the sponge as they get ready to squeeze the water onto the still not undressed Kimiko. Kimiko rolls her eyes, and without any words, more birds are burned to a crisp.)
Ruwot: Okay, then, ah ha. Next she needs to go feed the animals –
Kimiko: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ruwot: Go feed the animals, but first must go to Stepmother Wuya's room to retrieve Lucifer.
Kimiko: Ugh…please don't tell me that's Katnappe or something stupid like that.
Ruwot: (Begins to sweat again)…
Kimiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wuya, Clay, and Omi: (In their current characters, shout) SHUT UP, KIMIRELLA!
Omi: (Silently in his room with Clay) I am most enjoying this power over a female!
(A slap is heard before Omi gives a brisk shout.)
(Kimiko leaves to go to Wuya's room, which is much more extravagant than her own. She finds Katnappe snoring in one of those cat cushion things.)
Kimiko: My, Katnappe, what a big EGO you have!
Katnappe: (Glaring) The better to assault you with, my so-not dear.
Kimiko: Just get up. I need to go feed you. (Shivers)
Katnappe: (Does that walk thing that Lucifer does in the movie; it looks really stupid.) I HEARD THAT, RUWOT!
Ruwot: (Now that people figured out that this parentheses thing is sometimes me talking, I have to laugh sheepishly. Hi, Mom!)
(Kimiko and Katnappe race downstairs to find Bruno this is an average dog, doing his weird thing on the rug.)
Kimiko: (At the moment listening to her iPod) Oh, what? Oh, right; that's my cue. Bruno, are you having another dream about chasing Lucifer?
(Bruno nods, smiling, I guess.)
Kimiko: Okay, whatever.
(Bruno looks confused. Katnappe then strikes Bruno on the nose, and Bruno pounces to attack her. Katnappe gets ready to be saved by Kimiko, but Kimiko watches evilly from afar. Katnappe starts to whimper.)
Ruwot: As Katnappe gets, er, maimed, Kimirella steps into those Dutch shoes and walks outside with a basket of corn as she gets ready to generously give to the barnyard animals.
Kimiko: (Eating the corn) Huh, what? Oh. (Starts to toss corn)
(The mice that, in this story, didn't have to maneuver through a healthy cat easily got to Kimiko. Kimiko, on the other hand, did not give them corn, but screamed and stepped on them. The mice are now 100 dead.)
Ruwot: Kimirella walks inside to hear three bells ringing and the screaming of her Stepmother and two stepsisters. It is time to prepare their breakfasts.
Kimiko: (Walks over to the bells) What the hell is this? (Grabs scissors and snips them off.)
Ruwot: Uh, it was time to prepare their breakfasts. Anyway, a few days later, Kimirella is scrubbing the floors and singing the "Nightingale" song.
Kimiko: (Scrubbing the floors, looks up and growls) What did I say about singing?
Ruwot: Oh yeah. (Starts to sweat yet again.) Okay, so Kimirella is scrubbing the floors and listening to Wuya, Anaclaya, and Drizomiella singing the "Nightingale" song.
(Upstairs, square-dance music can be heard. Chanting by Clay is taking place, and Omi screaming and Wuya crying is also heard.)
Ruwot: The doorbell rings, and Kimirella answers it and sees a very fat person holding a letter. He gives it to Kimirella and is off.
Kimiko: (Looks at it questioningly) What is in this letter? I better keep the letter to myself.
Ruwot: AHEM.
Kimiko: Fine. I better show it to Stepmother Wuya.
Ruwot: Kimiko goes upstairs to the room of musical mayhem and knocks on the door. Wuya answers the door as the music, chanting, and screaming stops.
Wuya: (Relieved) Oh, thank evil that's over! I mean, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO INTERRUPT OUR MUSIC SESSION, KIMIRELLA!
Kimiko: I know, but I got a letter from a fat man!
Wuya: Oh, then this must be important.
(Wuya opens the letter, reads it, and starts to become excited.)
Kimiko: Do you need to, like, go to the restroom or something?
Wuya: (Starts to jump up and down) It's a summons from the king! They are holding a royal ball for the prince to marry, and every maiden (Looks at Clay and Omi in disgust) is, uh, eligible.
(Kimiko rolls her eyes.)
Wuya: This is the perfect chance to cause mayhem in London and spread evil all over the world!
Ruwot: WHAT!
Wuya: I mean, he-he, have either Anaclaya or Drizomiella to marry the prince, and become royalty, and, in hierarchy, rule London!
(Clay and Omi tilt their heads to one side.)
Clay: So you…uh, want us to act and scream and squeal like a li'l girly girl on a hot –
Omi: (Interrupting the stupid simile) No. It is against my manly honor to act like a female!
(A split second later, a red mark in the shape of a hand appears twice on Omi...hint, hint.)
Omi: (In much pain) OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
Kimiko: (Pleased) Muahahaha…
Wuya: (Pointing at Kimiko) You see? She can laugh perfectly well while you ingrates cannot! I am so unhappy. (Pouts)
(Silence)
Ruwot: Omi! Clay! You know what to do!
Clay: (Blushes, says slowly in a fake, high-pitched voice) Eh-he-he-he! I can't wait until this ball thing to meet this prince…!
Omi: (With the same expressions as Clay) Yes, and dance the night away and hope he (about to vomit) proposes to one of us.
Ruwot: Anaclaya and Drizomiella then started a fist fight to see who would marry the prince.
(Clay and Omi are silent. Ruwot coughs. Omi gives a small slap on Clay's shoulder. Clay gives a small punch on Omi's shoulder, and Omi is sent flying. Wuya and Kimiko just roll their eyes and sigh.)
Ruwot: Meanwhile at the Royal Palace, the King of England, Fungary, is blustering mad at his son and is taking it out on his right-hand man, Sire Guan.
Master Fung: (Not angrily) I do not understand why my son does not want to marry.
Master Monk Guan: (Pretending that Master Fung is angry) Please, Your Highness! Do not be so angry!
Master Fung: I shall be as angry as I want to.
Master Monk Guan: (Hides behind a chair) No! Please don't throw that!
Master Fung: This being my room, I shall throw anything I want to.
Master Monk Guan: No, you shan't! It is not the boy's fault that he does not want to marry!
Ruwot: King Fungary then knocked out the books between the book holder things that were in the shape of a girl and a boy.
Master Fung: (Set the books aside) A boy and a girl must fall in love almost at first sight, and marry. (He put the two figures together.) Because after they do, there will be grandchildren.
Kimiko: (Even from a distance, her shouting can be heard) WHHHATTTTT! We're not getting that far in the movie, are we?
Ruwot: (Shouting) No!
(Kimiko is silent.)
Master Fung: This ball is the perfect chance for him to meet the girl of his dreams.
Ruwot: Back at the home of Kimirella, Kimirella pleads Stepmother Wuya to allow her to attend the ball.
Kimiko: (Sighs in jadedness) May I attend the ball?
Wuya: Only if you finish your chores.
Kimiko: (Rolls her eyes) No hurry there.
Ruwot: When Kimirella leaves to finish her chores, um, quickly, Wuya turned to her two daughters.
(Clay and Omi grimace and scowl.)
Clay: (Also sighs in jadedness) Why did you allow Kimirella to attend the ball?
Omi: (Also x2 sighs in jadedness) I thought you wanted us to marry the prince.
Wuya: Yes, but I said if she finished her chores. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Clay and Omi: (Weakly) Oh, if. Ha. (Leave)
Wuya: (Slumps) Oh, you two are no fun.
Ruwot: Hours later after all the chores are finished Kimirella slowly walks into her attic bedroom, weary from labor. She despairs for she has nothing to wear for the ball.
(Kimiko bursts into the room, looking bored but not tired, and walks in and gets her phone out. Then birds and mice open the door of her wardrobe to reveal a violet-velvet dress, beautifully made with bronze-colored ribbons draping to make the dress look ornate. Next to it was an amethyst necklace with a string of chained silver. The small animals all shout, "Surprise!")
Kimiko: (Surprised) WHAT THE HELL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME! AND I THOUGHT I EXTERMINATED YOU MICE! (Starts to burn everything except for the dress to a crisp) Thanks for the nice dress though.
Ruwot: Kimirella, now pleased, and apparently steamed, put on the dress and ran downstairs. Stepmother Wuya, surprised seeing Kimirella in an extravagant dress, looked at Anaclaya and Drizomiella, who were in even more gaudy and exterior-showy outfits.
(Clay and Omi were smiling, and as Wuya scowled, they gave a fake scowl back at Kimiko.)
Wuya: That is a very nice dress, child. Then I guess that we are off. By the way, where did you get that necklace and that bronze-colored ribbon? (Stares at Clay and Omi)
(Clay and Omi, first confused, then understood.)
Clay: Hey, that's my necklace!
Omi: And that is my ribbon!
(Each held out a hand and said, "Give it back!")
Wuya: (After a long silence) Aren't you supposed to rip the garments off her and tear her dress up?
Clay and Omi: (Blushing) What?
Kimiko and Wuya: (Looking vexed) Just get on with it.
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(Clay and Omi walk up to Kimiko and slowly and unsurely start to pull pieces of cloth up.)
Kimiko: (Steaming) WHAT ARE YOU, PERVERTS?
Ruwot: Finally. Okay, Anaclaya and Drizomiella start to furiously rip at Kimirella's dress…while sweating…? Stepmother Wuya was looking from the sidelines, pleased. When the dress was in shreds, Anaclaya and Drizomiella were red with anger, yet satisfied, and Kimirella is about to fall on the floor, crying.
(Clay and Omi are blushing scarlet.)
Kimiko: (Uninterested) Boo-hoo.
Ruwot: Eh-he. Okay, so Stepmother Wuya, Drizomiella, and Anaclaya were off to the Royal Ball. Kimirella, way more than crestfallen, ran to the garden and cried on the bench.
Kimiko: (Walks into the garden and sits down slowly on the bench) Boo-hoo, I'm so sad.
Ruwot: Just then, while she was crying, her Fairy Godmother appeared under her and stroked her hair as she unknowingly cried into her lap.
Dojo: (Strained voice) Kimiko! HUH! You're squashing the life outta me!
(Kimiko looks down and screams to see Dojo in an oversized Fairy Godmother cloak)
Ruwot: Or should I say, just then while she was pretending to cry, her Fairy Dojo appeared under her and screamed at her to get up.
Dojo: Ahem. I am your Fairy Dojo, and I am here to make your dreams come true!
Kimiko: (Happy now and not bored) So you'll take me out of this pigsty?
Dojo: (Squinting) No. I will allow you to enter the Royal Ball in the most elegant fashion.
Kimiko: (Pouts) Oh, great. Now, aren't you going to go find a pumpkin and some, uh, mice?
Dojo: You're right! Now where do I find a pumpkin? (Looks around) Hm…it seems like we have a slight problem here. Now where do I find mice?
Katnappe: (Appears with a bowl) Huh? No mice?
Kimiko: (Smiles sheepishly) E-he-he…
Dojo: Okay then, let's start with the dress then. (Makes the Cinderella dress of silver with the Cinderella hair, and a glass headpiece to be worn like a crown)
Ruwot: Now that Fairy Dojo has solved the problem of the apparel, she (ha-ha, she) has to solve the problem of the transportation.
Dojo: (Thinks for a while) There is no pumpkin because this is a cheap production, and there are no mice, because they have mysteriously disappeared. So I guess we have to go with a limo.
Kimiko: (Bored) Hooray, I always dreamed of riding in another limo.
Dojo: Sports car?
Kimiko: (Now excited) Sweet!
Dojo: But don't forget, at the stroke of midnight, all of these wonderful things will be gone.
Kimiko: Okay, sure.
Ruwot: At the palace, Kimirella walks up the long line of stairs protected by guards while, in the main hall, Prince Raimundo was meeting every maiden in the land.
Announcers of the Ladies: Her Peasantry, Jacklynn of the Spicer family.
Jack: Why do I have to be a frigging girl? Oh. (Bows)
Raimundo: (In the formal white uniform, gives a disgusted look while bowing curtly) Pleased to meet you.
Ruwot: From the sideline, King Fungary and Sir Guan were fussing over Raimundo's stubbornness to not make an effort to find a girl.
Master Fung: (After a long time) So, how's the temple?
Master Monk Guan: Good. Yours?
Ruwot: (Slaps his head) Okay, so after that, Anaclaya and Drizomiella are introduced to Prince Raimundo, and he stares at them in disbelief, and almost starts to crack up…? But then, from behind the ballroom, a magnificent Asian in a blue-silver dress of glitter with a hair band of the same color. Her raven-black hair was tied back in a loose bun, and she wore a beautiful glass headpiece. It was Kimirella!
Kimiko: WILL YOU FRIGGING STOP CALLING ME THAT? KAMI! ("God" in Japanese)
Raimundo: (Staring at Kimiko greedily) Whoa there, sexy.
Master Fung: Play the music!
Ruwot: As the classical music starts, Kimirella is stopped in her confusion by Prince Raimundo who lent her a hand. Kimirella, smiling, took her hand and began to dance. They were the only ones on the ballroom floor dancing to the beautiful music, holding each other in their arms.
Kimiko: Ugh, this music reeks.
Raimundo: Isn't THAT the truth.
Ruwot: Continuing on now. As they danced past the crowd and into the garden, Stepmother Wuya was watching, and she saw a very familiar resemblance, and became silently wary.
Wuya: (Wide-eyed and loud) THAT'S KIMIRELLA!
Ruwot: Security!
(Security in policemen suits come on stage and starts beating Wuya with a nightstick.)
Ruwot: Oh, eh he, ahem. So, trying to get away from the crowd, Kimirella and Prince Raimundo leave the ballroom and step into the Royal Garden, where they dance and sing at the same time.
Raimundo: QUE O INFERNO! ("What the hell" in Portuguese)
Kimiko: IYA ICHI KINCHOU! ("No one listens to me" in Japanese)
Ruwot: Uh, uh, okay! So they're just dancing, then. (Whispers) Play the recording of the singing! (Regular talking) Okay, so they dance into the forest, AHEM, singing. As they come out, they are slightly weary and are walking over the bridge and toward the fountain. They are looking at each other lovingly, and are about to kiss –
Raimundo: Oh, that's right!
(Raimundo reaches out for Kimiko and start to make out crazily.)
Kimiko: Yeah, BABY!
Raimundo: Oh, that's the stuff!
Ruwot: WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT!
(Raimundo and Kimiko are still making out.)
Ruwot: Kimirella, does that RING A BELL?
(Kimiko starts to unbutton Raimundo's uniform thing, and Raimundo takes out the band holding in Kimiko's bun.)
Ruwot: (Sweats) Kimirella says she has to LEAVE right before they, uh, are about to kiss, so she doesn't reveal that she is in tattered clothing!
(Kimiko reverts to her old, ripped up, mouse-made dress, but still has the glass headpiece.)
Kimiko: Rai, do you hear something?
Raimundo: (Surprised) Whoa, Kim! What did you do?
Ruwot: (Slaps his head yet again) Okay, let's compromise. Prince Raimundo is too stupid to realize what happened –
Raimundo: (Angry) HEY!
Ruwot: And lets Kimirella fall to the ground accidentally.
(Raimundo lets Kimiko fall to the ground.)
Kimiko: OOF.
Ruwot: In the process, the glass headpiece falls off –
(Kimiko takes the headpiece off.)
Ruwot: And as Kimirella gets up, she flees.
Raimundo: Oh no! You dropped your headpiece!
Ruwot: She flies past the security –
(The actual security guards are holding nightsticks and Wuya is in a pile of bruises and bandages in a corner.)
Kimiko: AH! (Burns them to a crisp)
Ruwot: Okaaaay. So Kimirella beats up the real security and finds out that the sports car has disappeared.
Kimiko: Crap. So I'll just use the Silver Manta Ray to solve my problems! Silver Manta Ray!
(The Silver Manta Ray, appearing out of nowhere, is held by Kimiko, and the Ray expands to a huge size, and Kimiko flies off. Chicken Little also appears out of nowhere as well.)
Chicken Little: ALIENS!
Raimundo: Wudai Star – Wind! (Blasts Chicken Little to the Ozone Layer) Wrong story! Psh, loser.
Ruwot: Back in the palace, King Fungary and Sir Guan are having a conversation.
Master Fung: It is most troubling that our damsel has fled.
Master Monk Guan: But this glass headpiece has been left behind!
Master Fung: So all we must do is to find every maiden in London, and try to fit this headpiece on.
Master Monk Guan: But what if the headpiece gets stuck?
Master Fung: Before I became a Master, I was an advanced neurosurgeon.
Ruwot: AH! Cut to the next scene!
(Cuts to the scene in which Kimirella is happy right after the, um, chase.)
Kimiko: (Surrounded by the mice who are happy for Kimiko) LEAVE ME FRIGGING ALONE!
Ruwot: Cut to the next scene, cut to the next scene, cut to the next scene! So Stepmother Wuya had just found out that the glass headpiece has been lost, and is about to try it on every single maiden in the land. She is now telling Anaclaya and Drizomiella the good news and that they still have a chance.
Wuya: Good news! You still have a chance!
Omi and Clay: (Rolling their eyes) We heard Ruwot, you hag.
Wuya: Pooh.
Omi and Clay: Winnie…?
Wuya: ARGH! (Starts to fling dark magic spheres at Clay and Omi)
Ruwot: CUT, CUT, CUT!
(Intermission)
Wuya: (Got that drowsy injection from that shotgun, is now on the ground sleeping with a shot bullet inserted in her, ahem, end.) Yes, I will take Blues Clues' Blue's hand in marriage.
(Clay and Omi are, once again, in bandages.)
(Wuya wakes up.)
Security: She's awake! Restrain her!
(Puts the asylum clothing on Wuya again.)
Wuya: Oh, Pooh…
Omi: Win –
(Clay slaps a hand over Omi's mouth.)
Ruwot: The Royal Nincompoop and Sir Guan arrive in the limo that was not able to be used for Kimirella.
Chase: Why didn't I get the part for the Royal Nincompoop?
Wuya: He has a very good point there.
Jack: And I had to get the part of the Royal Nincompoop?
Wuya: Well, that's a better point.
Master Monk Guan: Are these two, uh, maidens (points to Clay and Omi) the only maidens in this abode?
Wuya: Yes, they are.
Ruwot: Of course, Stepmother Wuya was lying, for she locked Kimirella in the attic.
Wuya: Huh?
Ruwot: (Raises an eyebrow) Did you not?
Wuya: Oh. OH. Of course I did. (Fake smiles)
Kimiko: (Looking angry) I'm done giving Lucifer his bath.
(Everyone but a confused Kimiko stares at Wuya angrily.)
Wuya: What? WHAT! We all know that it's Kimirella!
Ruwot: But for the sake of the story, let us ignore her and pretend that she is locked up.
Kimiko: Excuse me?
(Everyone turns their back to Kimiko.)
Ruwot: Okaaaay then. The Royal Nincompoop gives the glass headpiece, on a pillow, to Anaclaya. The headpiece is placed on his forehead, and drapes down to his neck.
Jack: The head of Anaclaya is too small for the headpiece! HAHAHA!
Clay: Finding out that I have to marry Raimundo, I don't give a crap.
Kimiko: Okay. Can we try me now?
Omi: Me next! Me next!
Ruwot: Taking the headpiece off Anaclaya, Drizomiella tiresomely fit the headpiece on herself. Finally, it gave a fit, and gave her a squished look.
Jack: IT FITS!
Wuya: (Rolls her eyes) It's no wonder that they made you the Royal Nincompoop.
Jack: Are you trying to insult me?
Wuya: Ugh…
Master Monk Guan: Okay, Drizomiella, take the headpiece off.
Ruwot: Of course, she cannot.
Master Fung: (Appearing out of nowhere – hey, that happens a lot lately, don't you think?) I can get it off. Now all I need is a chainsaw and some –
Omi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Master Fung starts chasing a psychotic Omi, and does not succeed in catching him.)
Kimiko: (Finally cutting in, burns the headpiece off Omi's head) I'll take that.
Ruwot: Just as Kimirella is about to place the glass crown on her head, Stepmother Wuya, um, breaks the bandages off and breaks the headpiece with the dark magic…?
(Wuya does exactly as said above, and the headpiece shatters into pieces.)
Sir Guan: (Panics) OH NO! OH NO OH NO OH NO!
Ruwot: How will Kimirella get herself out of this one?
Jack: Don't worry! Kimirella has the other one!
Kimiko: (Looks annoyed) Other what?
Jack: She has the other slip…oh. (Smiles stupidly)
Ruwot: Okay, for once Wuya is right.
Wuya: (Looks proud, then angry) Hey!
Ruwot: So, let's pretend that Raimundo really isn't all that stupid –
Raimundo: (Pops in out of, again, nowhere – this is getting clichéd, isn't it?) HEY!
Ruwot: And he knows that Kimirella is the girl. So we cut to the scene of the wedding. Uh, so Kimirella and Raimundo live happily ever after…?
(Mice are cheering in the background and throwing those sprinkle things…Do I really have to say what once again happens to them? Raimundo and Kimiko are making out in the carriage thing, and yeah.)
Yup, so that was Kimirella! PLEASE REVIEW, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I GET SAD. In your review, give another movie/tale/rhyme so I get inspiration. I am going to keep on writing on my vacation, because it's my right! Okay, TTYL…Pooh. Haha.
