Military marching music plays in the background and Azuma appears.
Azuma: Parents are you tired of your kids? Do you just want them out of your house?
Or are they just plain annoying? Well I know just the right thing to do with those little angels *evil grin* For a small fee for the testing you can send your children to G.O.A, Goddess Operation Academy!
*shows a clip of the outside of G.O.A*
Azuma: Here at G.O.A, your kids will train to become pilots! And it's a guarantee that your kids will be well disciplined or will not come back at all! Now isn't that just great!?
So call now to send your kids to outer space where they will be well-trained or not come back at all.
Parent: Before I sent my kid to G.O.A. Things were like this
*shows clip of a boy throwing a huge party without chaperone and the parents just walks in*
Parent: And now that sent him to G.O.A
*shows clip of boy being forced into a ship that says G.O.A
Boy: I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN I PROMISE!!!!!!!!! *cries* *gets kicked into the ship*
Parent: I haven't seen him since!
Azuma: so call now! It's 1-800-kidshateithereandthefoodisbadtoo
