I was asleep in my room when I heard Rose saying, "Heeey, Dimitri. Hey, Dimitri, wake up."

And then came Aqua with, "Yeah, Dimitri, you silly sleepy head, wake up." I groaned and opened my eyes to see them standing in front of me, Rose in a blue t-shirt and blue jeans and Aqua in a pink t-shirt and pink skinny jeans.

"Oh, God, it's you guys," I groaned. "This better be pretty friggin' important. Is the Academy on fire?"

"No, Dimitri, we found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Dimitri."

"Yeah, Dimitri, we're going to candy mountain! Come with us, Dimitri."

"Yeah, Dimitri, it'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure, Dimitri!" I stared at them.

"Yeah, candy mountain, right, I'm just gonna, ya know, go back to sleep now." They started jumping on my back.

"Noo, Dimitri, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain!" Rose exclaimed.

"Yeah, Dimitri! Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness!"

"Please stop bouncing on me," I grumbled.

"Cand Mountain Dimitri!" Rose cooed.

"Yeah, Candy Mountain!"

"Alright, fine! I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!" They cheered and got off of me. I put a shirt on and followed them out. They led me into the woods, singing, "La la la la la la la la," very off tune, even though I knew they could both sing.

"Enough with the singing already!"

"Our first stop is over there, Dimitri," Rose said, looking at a rock where Lissa laid on her stomach.

"Oh God, what is that?"

"That's Valisila Dragomir, Dimitri," Rose stated.

"The magic Vasilisa Dragomir!" Aqua added mystically.

"She's going to guid out way to candy mountain."

"Alright, guys, you do know there is no actual Candy Mountain, right?"

"Shun the nonbeliever," Rose said.

"Shhuuuuun!" Aqua said.

"!" Rose repeated, more exagerated.

"Yeah..."

"RAWWWWWWWWWW," Lissa said.

"She has spoken!" Rose cheered.

"She has told us the waaaaay!" Aqua added.

"She didn't say anything!" I called as they started to walk ahead. I followed after them so they wouldn't hurt themselves. We came to a bridge.

"It's just over this bridge, Dimitri," Rose said as we stood in the middle of a bridge. Oddly, I was getting splinters through my slippers.

"This magical bridge of hope and wonder!" Aqua added.

"Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn't be on this thing."

"Dimitri. Dimitri. Dimitri," Rose started calling.

"I'mright here, what do you want?"

"We're on a bridge, Dimitri!" We passed over the bridge and we came into a clearing where there was a misshapen mountain thingy made out of candy.

"We're heeeeerrrre!" Aqua cheered.

"Well what do you know? There really is a Candy Mountain."

"Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain! You fill me with sweet, sugary goodness," Rose sand off tune, jumping around the Mountain.

"Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Dimitri," Aqua said.

"Yeah, Dimitri, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter!"

"Yeah,uh, thanks, but no thanks. I think I'll stay out here."

"But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Dimitri!" And then the weirdest thing happened. Adrian, Christian, Mia, Alex and Ashlee came from behind the mountain with t-shirts that spelled out "CANDY." They started dancing and singing.

"Oh, when your down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside, you'll find yourself a cheering up.
Such a happy and joyful and perky, merry land.
We've got lolipops and gumidrops and candy things.
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town.
It's the (I couldn't understand this part)."

Spotlights came on and Aqua, Rose and the rest started floating randomly.

"They've got jellibeans and coconuts with little hats.
Candy rats, chocolate rats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Take the candy train to town and hear the candy band.
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground.
Turn around, it astounds,
It's a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free so, now, Dimitri, will you please go into the cave?"

Rose and Aqua floated back down on either side of me and then the others exploded... That... was... odd.

"Alright, fine, I'll go into the freakin' candy cave! This had better be good." When I walked in all I saw was darkness. They laughed manically.

"Goodbye, Dimitri," Rose said from the entrance.

"Yeah, goodbye, Dimitri."

"Goodbye, what?" The door closed. "Hey! Hello? What's going on here?" I soon heard footsteps. "Who is that?" And then I was hit over the head and passed out. When I woke up, I was back in my bed and there was a sharp pain in my side.

"Ouch, what happened?" I looked down at my side to see a sewn up scar. "Gahhh, they took my friggin' kidney!"

"Huh?" Rose asked sleepily from next to me. I screamed and tried to get away from her, falling on my ass. "Dimitri, what's wrong?"

"You stole my kidney!"

"Honey, I think you should go back to- What the hell is tthat?" She was staring at the scar.

"Like you don't know."

"What are you trying to say?"

"You and Aqua stole my kidney!" She looked at me like I had gone mad.

"What? Aqua is asleep with Alex in their suite. We said goodnight to her!"

"But-But-But."

"Dimitri, go to sleep," she shook her head.

"Yes, dear." And so I went to sleep, the scar and missing kidney a complete mystery to me.

Lls, don't you just love Rose and Aqua? They're always up to something... ;) Best thing is, when he asks them about it, they pretend not to know anything about it.