Addie: Okay Who wants to see Optimus tease Superman repeatedly?
Batman: (raises hand) Watching one's best friend being tortured is fun.
Superman: Die!
Addie: Do you two torture each other for fun or something.
S/B: Yes.
Addie: Okay, well let's get this started.
Pranking Superman
Bruce Wayne sat at the console of his Bat-computer cackling like the Joker watching his best friend, Clark Kent, slipping on a puddle of water. Sunstreaker looked over to his human and let out a sigh. It would seem Bruce liked to prank Clark whenever it was just the two of them as Batman and Superman or as Clark and Bruce. "What are you planning to do to the poor Kryptonian now?" he asked.
"Well, you know that benefit that's coming up?" Bruce asked. "Superman will be there to show off for me and I invited Optimus to be the truck Clark is picking up." Sunny looked over at Alfred and he shrugged. "Master Bruce and Master Clark are always doing this, Master Sunstreaker," he told him. "Would you mind changing into vehicle mode? I wish to bathe you before Master Bruce uses you in his prank. I also wish for Master Bruce to bathe as well."
Bruce poked his head around his chair and frowned. "I'll get ready after Sunny is clean," he told him. "Then you'll be late and Master Clark will have to get you and fly you out in his arms bridal style." With that Bruce was up the stairs and Sunny sighed when the warm water hit him. He cared deeply for each of the humans that came into his charge, but he loved Alfred the most, because the man simply knew how he liked his baths and were to scrub.
"Alfred, as anyone ever told you how much of a miracle worker you are?" he asked. "Well, Master Sunstreaker, I'm glad you enjoy your baths," Alfred said. "Now, if I could get a certain billionaire to understand hygiene as well."
Bruce shook hands with Will Lennox and then with Sam. "So, how are the Liaisons for the Autobots?" he asked. Sam glared at him before sighing. "You try having to deal with politicians and Luthor," he hissed. "Dear Primus, don't let him become our next president." "What will, you two do if he does?" Bruce asked. "Moved ourselves and our families into New Cybertron and wait for the Queen to rise to power," Will told him. "It's best if we don't let him get command of the Autobots."
"What would happen if he got control of the Decepticons?" Bruce asked. "It would be cold day in the Pit if Luthor thinks he can control me and my army." The three men spun around to see a silver haired mad with red eyes smirking at them. On his arm was a black haired "woman" with crimson eyes and wearing a sliver gown. "We've come to see Optimus scare the slag out of Superman," he said. Sam raised an eyebrow and Starscream shrugged.
"It's a bet I made with Bumblebee!" he snapped. "He said I couldn't go one night wearing high heels in human form and I told him I could too. Actually they're really comfortable." The others felt their jaws drop and Megatron led the seeker away from them. Bruce waved goodbye and made his way to the stage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our benefit for humanity. I know you didn't come here to hear me talk, so let me introduce to you the man of the hour, Superman." Bruce couldn't help but snicker inwardly as Clark landed next to him. Clark eyed his friend uneasily as the cars pulled onto the stage. "If you wouldn't mind Superman, there is a catch to some on these cars." Bruce said. "Some of them have more weight added to them."
Clark shrugged figuring Bruce had just added some lead weights to some of them and went over to the Camaro. Picking it up he found it a little heavier than what the normally weight and placed it back down. I went down the line picking up each: Stingray, Topkick, SR hummer, Mustang highway patrol, a Pontiac, Bruce's car, finally came to the Peter Belt Semi. He picked it up and grunted a little.
Bruce snapped his fingers and the Peter Belt transformed revealing itself to be Optimus Prime. Superman looked up at the Autobot Leader then dropped him turning his attention to Bruce. Bumblebee transformed and ran over to Optimus helping him up; glaring at Superman. "Bruce Wayne, you complete asshole!" he snapped and Bruce was already half-way to the door. Superman ran after him and Sunny shifted forms and sighed. "I swear he's not the Boy Scout people think he is," he said.
"Well, I'm not certainly the great selfless leader many people paint me as," Optimus said. "It's good for him to have a friend that doesn't treat him any different form what he would treat others." Bumblebee nodded his head hugging himself to his leader's side. "Yeah, friends are nice."
Addie: Thank you for reading I hope to post more in the Bat's Sunny Streak chronicles.
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