Chapter two is here and I hope you all like what happens in this chapter. I want to thank my friend for his help and for giving me a hand. I don't own anything of WWE or anything from the wrestling world. Enjoy the chapter and here comes the next promo.

Promo 2#

WWE Raw 06/28/2010

*And now a special announcement from the Nites*

Jason and Zachary Nite appeared on screen wearing red shirts, vests, and gloves.

Jason- Hello everyone, my name is Jason Nite and I'm one half of the Nites.

Jason turns towards Zach who is reading a comic book.

Jason- Zach!

Zach turns towards the camera and throws comic book away.

Zach- Sorry about that and my name is Zachary Nite. I am the other half of the Nites. I'm also the king of hotness, the original guru of greatness, so fuck you Morrison! And if there are any ladies out there wants to be my queen, call me.

Jason- Yeah, are there any desperate blind women interested in dating my friend? No? I guess even the blind aren't interested.

Zach glares at his friend.

Zach- That is just mean.

Jason- Whatever, anyways we want to say congratulations to the Nexus on their continue path of destruction against WWE. We have to admit you guys are good…at being a bunch of whiny little babies.

Zach nods in agreement.

Zach- Who are you guys kidding? You only formed this group because you all except Barrett got eliminated on NXT because no one gives a damn about you.

Jason- Careful Zach, they are very sensitive and will throw a tantrum by beating up everyone.

Zach- True, but let's be honest dude. They need to hear the truth. None of them have what it takes to be a big time stare like us.

Jason puts on his sunglasses.

Jason- Ain't that the truth. There are many reasons why they all suck and we actually made a list of that.

Zach takes out a looooooong list.

Zach- It didn't take us long to write this, but we did get a lot of paper cuts.

Jason- Let's start off with Darren Young, his hair style is just as bad as his skills in the ring and has no fire that makes me believe he'll ever hang with the big boys.

Zach- Michael Tarver, I am so glad he has that handkerchief around his face since his looks are as horrible as him talking, wrestling, and just being on TV. I swear my TV cracked when he showed his face. No seriously folks, Jason was there.

Jason nods his head.

Jason- It's true that thing blew up and it only happened after Michael Tarver showed his face.

Zach- Good thing I got insurance for it…I wonder if Michael's Tarver's face broke my TV is covered. Ah well, who is next?

Jason- Heath Slater, when he first talked I fell asleep, his gimmick on NXT made me want to take a crap, and I actually thought he was related to Sheamus except he is the weak little brother.

Zach- He's a guy? I thought he was the Wendys' chick from the fast food place.

Jason- So did everyone else. Anyways, next is Justin Gabriel. So he can jump into the air and spin around? I've done that so many times in the past it's not new to me. Do something new and then you'll get my attention.

Zach- Next on the list is Skip Shef…field? That's his name? Wow, that is just as bad as him talking. Seriously, what the hell is he saying? Ultimate Warrior made more sense than this bald headed jackass.

Jason- David Otunga, hey how much did your wife pay Vince in order to get you into WWE?

Zach- Be nice dude she didn't have to pay him anything. I heard he begged his wife to get him into WWE.

Jason- That makes more sense, after all she is the one who wears the pants in the marriage.

Zach- Next on the lit is Daniel Bryan…I actually like him he was cool and funny.

Jason nods in agreement.

Jason- Yeah, I still can't believe he's gone. Oh well anyways we get now to the leader Wade Barrett. You may have the looks, talk, and you had a good mentor to help you win NXT. But, despite all of that you are still nothing but a cowardly, spineless, no balls Brit who in the end will end up getting his ass kicked.

Zach- USA! USA! USA! Light the fireworks!

Jason- Wait! Not inside!

The fireworks fire off causing a loud explosion.

*We are suffering from some technical difficulties. Please bear with us for a moment*

Jason and Zach are covered in smog while Jason uses a fire extinguisher to put out the fire.

Jason- And that is why kids you should never light fireworks indoors…or put Zach in charge of the fireworks.

Zach- Unless you are insured…dude are we?

Jason nods his head.

Zach- Sweet, let's fire up some more fireworks!

Jason: No wait!

*End Transmission*

Warning, do not light fireworks inside your house or someone else's house. I am not responsible for giving you guys the idea to do that. You have been warned and also thanks to my friend for his help. I hope you all like this and what happens next. If you did then please leave some reviews and let me know what you thought of it. If you didn't like then don't leave a flame review please. Take care and see you all next time.