Chapter 2 - Moving Out
Later that afternoon, as the Griffins were in the living room, they heard a few loud knocks on the door.
"Come on out, you humiliating son of a bitch!" Glenn's voice roared from outside before he threw open the door, furious.
"What the hell do you want, Glenn Fag-mire?" Brian regarded, catching his family off-guard.
"Brian," Lois began, "just because you and Quagmire don't get along very well doesn't give you the right to call him names like that."
"But I should!" Glenn replied as he marched in, pointing menacingly at Brian. "That stupid dog of yours did something very cruel to my girlfriend!"
"What are you talking about, Glenn?" Brian shrugged. "Kate dumped me, remember? And I've gotten over it."
"Oh, yeah?" Glenn replied. "Then what do you call this?"
With that, he pulled out his phone and revealed the status Brian had posted on Doggychat, and the replies from the local dogs that it led to. Brian froze in fear.
"I..." he gulped. "I didn't mean for something like this to happen!"
"You didn't?" Glenn repeated. "What can you make of that?"
With that, he pointed at Kate, who was crying on the front lawn.
"Brian, you are the worst person I've ever known!" she shouted. "I hate you, and your kind! And I never want to hear from you again, you lying son of a bitch!"
Kate ran off to Glenn's house, still crying, even though she was unaware of where she was going.
"Now see what you did, Brian?" Glenn said as the Griffins, save Stewie, glared at their dog. "You made Kate cry! And all because you turned all the dogs of Quahog against her!"
"All right, fine!" Brian got up, angry. "Kate's a blind dog-hating bitch! And I don't care if she ever wants to talk to me again! Well you know what, Glenn?" he pointed. "I can't stand the sight of you or your hatred towards me! As a matter of fact, you can eat a dick, you stupid pervert! And as long as you're part of the neighborhood, and you're dating my blind ex-girlfriend, I'm moving out!"
With that, Brian marched toward the door.
"Goodbye, Glenn Fag-mire!" he continued. "I never want to see or speak to you again! See if I care! And P.S.: You constantly hit on Lois, too!"
And just like that, he slammed the door shut and drove off in his Prius, leaving the Griffins speechless and wide-eyed. And because of what Brian said about her, Lois then looked at Glenn, shocked.
"Well," Glenn scoffed, "good riddance to bad rubbish."
Not long after that, Glenn went back into his house to comfort Kate.
"There, there," Glenn assured. "It's going to be all right, Kate. Your dishonest ex-boyfriend, who shall remain unnamed, will not bother you again."
"Oh, Glenn," Kate wept. "What am I going to do? Now every dog here knows about my hatred toward them. I...I never realized that they wouldn't like me for the dog hater I am. Glenn, no dog in Quahog gives a damn about me!"
"Aww, come on, Kate," Glenn continued comforting. "It's not like you can just move out of Quahog just because no dog here wants to be near you."
"I have to, Glenn," Kate disagreed. "It's probably best for the both of us. I mean, even if I do manage to get new eye implants, especially if they're from a dead doner, I still wouldn't manage to come back. I'm sorry, Glenn, but I'm just not the kind of person a dog should be near." She then hugged Glenn, sadly.
Glenn hung his head. He was going to lose another date.
The next day, Glenn visited Kate at her apartment, as she was about to move out of Quahog.
"Are you sure you want to do this, Kate?" Glenn shrugged. "I mean, I have lost some people I've loved, too. Some even managed to break up with me."
"Yes, I am sure, Glenn," Kate replied. "And I've let both my parents know about this. I mean, I have taken Braille lessons, so I could read the numbers on my phone with my fingertips."
"And you plan on getting eye implants from a doner?"
"Eventually, Glenn."
Kate then shared what she hoped to be her last hug with him.
"Good luck with your life, Glenn," she continued. "Maybe someday, you can look me up at my new address. One, I hope, where there aren't any dogs around."
"Good luck to you, Kate," Glenn replied.
After Kate let go of him, she got her walking stick out of her purse and got inside her parents' car. The car drove off, not looking back.
Again, Glenn hung his head. He had just lost a girlfriend.
Author's note: I know that this may render the end of "The Blind Side" non-canon, but we'll just see what happens next. I'm just sorry that Kate's not coming back to Quahog, not after what Brian did to her. And speaking of Brian, the next chapter... well, I'll write it soon.
