Woot chapter two! Okay I think all of the chapters are gonna be pretty short. Coz I fail and my ADHD takes over like every five minutes, causing me to forget my train of thought and suddenly needing ramen and Harry Potter yaoi… I apologize now. ^_^"

(third-person still)

A man with fiery-red hair and several bridge bolts nodded a greeting at his newest killing machine, "Kaiyu, it is nice to have you here in our…hideout…" Pein stated, obviously impressed by the blonde and ginger's accomplishment. "I hope they weren't unnecessarily rough with you."

Kaiyu's face broke out in a wide grin "Not at all, leader! In fact, I was quite happy to go with Deidara and Sasori." As before with the two aforementioned , Pein seemed mildly surprised by the albino's knowledge, although he brushed it off easily and instead nodded his approval. Kaiyu watched as his leader turned, sweeping into the furthest room which he guessed to be either his study or his bedroom. The red-eyed ninja turned to face the rest of the rebels "Hey, I'm Kaiyu of the Sand!" he shouted with much enthusiasm.

A blue-skinned man strode up to the albino, arms crossed firmly against his broad chest "Kisame of the Mist." Behind the gilled man was a pale, long haired male who spoke next.

"I am Uchiha Itachi of the Leave village known as Konaha."

"Ah, the legend of the Uchiha's. So, you killed your clan, left your younger brother alive to suffer and now you're working against the poor guy to kidnap his best friend in order to gain the Kyuubi? Sadistic bastard aren't you?" Kaiyu chuckled lightly to himself. Kisame fumed quietly while Itachi merely blinked at the newcomer as if he found him slightly entertaining.

"I'm Tobi! And I'm a good boy!" a rather loud and hyper voice said, making Kaiyu turn in curiosity. He found himself looking at a strange man with dark fluffy hair and an orange mask with a light etching of a spiral rounding its way from the edge to where a nose would be if it were visible. The albino greeted the hyper-active man with a smile and, in return, he was glomped. Deidara snorted softly at this, heading off to his own bedroom. Sasori followed the blonde through a door, making it obvious, to Kaiyu, that it was their bedroom.

Hmmm… I wonder if they're together Kaiyu scratched the back of his head in wonder.

"Hidan." Kaiyu turned to meet a violet-eyed man with large muscles and slicked back white hair.

"Hidan. Are you by any chance an albino?" The Sand ninja asked, pointing to the hair colour they shared. "Nope, sure ain't. but you look fuckin' hot with that one red eye of yours. Too bad it's not the Sharingon or Mangeko like the Uchiha's have. And what the hell's with the white one? Makes you look kinda fucked up."

Kaiyu laughed "Nah, I'm just blind in that eye." The large man just nodded at this, pointing at a door.

"That's your room. Feel free to jack off or fuck some whore or whatever in there. Zetsu don't mind." Kaiyu tilted his head slightly, wondering who Zetsu was. Hidan barked out a laugh "You'll meet 'im. Kinda hard to miss."

Oh mah god look at the size of that one! that's like 3 of the first chapters! Woot! I think I'm getting' a hang of this :D