Hello True Believers and welcome to chapter two of Dan VS Yozora,
Also check out my Baka and Test/Ed Edd n Eddy cross over Baka and Ed Edd n Eddy that also take place in the same universe as this wich the two story will intertween,
Author's Note: ok in this story also in Baka and Ed Edd n Eddy Dan and Eddy from Ed Edd n Eddy are Cousins well you probably already knew from the last chapter also if you read chapter tree of Baka and Ed Edd n Eddy, even if Yozora still has long hair here Kodaka already knows shes his childhood friend and everybody already knows Yukimura is a girl now with that out of the way,
Now Ture Believers on to the Story,
THE Neighbors Club Room
"WHERE IS SHE!?" yells Dan as he barges into the room,
"Ummm? Excuse me? May I help you?" says a young man with pudding colored-hair which was blond on top and brown in the bottom,
"I'm looking for that bitch," says Dan with a shot at the end,
"Ummm? can you give me your name? and can you be a little more specific?"
"My name is Dan Mandel, and Im looking for that bitch,WHO VIOLATED MY RIGHTS!" says Dan,
"Im Kodaka Hasegawa, and your still not being specific" Says Kodaka,
"Well Kodaka, I'M LOOKING FOR THAT BITCH WITH LONG BLACK HAIR!" Dan demands
"Rika knows who your looking for" says a girl speaking in the third person who was wearing lab coat glasses and her brown tied in a pony tail,
"And who mit you be?" says Dan
"This is Rika Shiguma, and Rika guess your looking for our club president Yozora Mikazuki" says Rika, "Is Rika correct?" says Rika
"Umm,yes" says Dan
"What may you be looking her for? OHHHHH! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR HER BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PREFORUM SEXUAL INTERCURSE WITH HER?!" says Rika with exitment as Dan looks stund from her comment,
"HELLS TO THE NO!" yells Dan,
"May i intrest you to some tea?" says a Girl in a made uniform,
"Who the hell are you?" says Dan
"I'm Yukimura Kusunoki,and even tho i'm a girl my goal is to become a manly man, and with the help of my master Kodaka i can accomplished that goal" says Yukimura,
"Right" says Dan sarcastically,
"Now may i offer you some tea?"say Yukimura as she offers Dan tea,
"NO! I DON'T WANT NO TEA!" Dan yells at her,
"Big Brother I field you" cried Yukimura,
"Ummm, that's okay" says Kodaka with a smile,
"The Mistresss of the Night has arrived, ku ku ku"says a little blond girl who was about 11 years old who was wearing gothtic lolita fashion with one blue eye the other eye covered with two finger as she opens her two fingers revealing the other eye revealing a red contact lens,
"HUH!?" says Dan as he was caught off guard by the little girl,
"this is to my little sister Kobato, she likes to cosplay as her favorte chacter from her favorte anime Full Metal Vampire" says Kodaka as he introduces Kobato
"Plese to meet you Mortal, Ku Ku Ku" says Kobato
"Ummm, ok?" says Dan,
"HELLO!" yells anther little girl this one had white Hair a hart hair pin and was wearing a nun outfit,
"And you are?" asks Dan,
"Im the club advisor Maria Takayama" says Maria
"What? club advisor? Bull! YOUR JUST A KID! SO GIVE ME NON OF THAT BS!" says Dan
"I'M A FULL GROWN ADULT! i'm 10 years old" says Maria,
"My pont exaculy" says Dan with snark,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! BIG BROTHER! BIG BROTHER! BIG BROTHER! THIS STUPID POOPY POOPY HEAD HERE IS BEING MEAN TO ME!" cries Maria as she runs to Kodaka,
"NO! GET AWAY FROM HIM!" yells Kobato as she pushies Maria of Kodaka
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID POOPY POOPY VAMPIRE!" yells Maria as she grabs Kobato's hand as she starts pushing Kabato,
"STUPID CHURCH LADY!" yells Kobato as she as she pushies Maria back, as every looks on as the two little girls squble as Dan turns red out of anger with a vain rady to burst,
"ENUGH!" yells Dan, "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IS GOING ON WITH EVERYBODY AND WHAT THIER PROBLUMS ARE! ALL I WANT IS THAT BITCH THAT VIOLATED MY RIGHTS! SO I CAN GET MY JUSTICE!"yells Dan
"You must be looking for that stupid fox Yozora Mikazuki" says a girl with blond hair blue eye who was wearing a butterfly hair pin who was also plaing PS3
"And you are?" says Dan,
"Oh wait forgot to intraduce myself,im the the smart beautiful talented and populer Sena Kashiwazaki" Sena introduces herself
"Kashiwazaki? like the principal?"asks Dan
"Yes, that is my dad" Sena informs him,
"You mean to tell me your dad is that STUPID DRUANK PRINCIPal?!" say Dan,
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" yells Sena, "YOU KNOW?! I CAN HAVE MY DADDY EXSPLE YOU!" Sena werns him
"Lesten Jugs I dont give a rat's ass weather your stupid drunk dad exples me" says Dan
"(GASP!) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME! WHY!- YOU!- YOU!-STUPID!-" yells Sena in anger and in shock as nobody has ever talket to her that way before untill all of a sutten,
"SLAP!"
A flyswater that was flang hits Sena in the face,
"Shout up Meat" says Yozora who was standing in the door way who was the one who fang the flyswater,
"YOU!" yells Dan as he marches towards Yozora, "I been looking for you!"Dan grows and point his finger at Yozora,
"And you are?" says Yozora,
"I'm Dan Mandele! the guy who's rights YOU VIOLATED!" says Dan
"Oh yeah, thats right i remember you, your the human foot stoole" says Yozora with a smirk on her face,
"YOU!-YOU!"sturdles Dan as he grows,
"Or is it the soda man?" says Yozora as she continues to mock Dan
"YOU!-YOU!-YOU!" Dan continue to grow,
"Or is it both?" Yozora contenues to mock Dan
"YOU!-YOU!-YOU!-YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"Dan continues to get angry,
"Ummmm Dan? Why don't you join the club?"says Kodaka trying to brake the tension between Dan and Yozora,
"WHAT?" says both Dan and Yozora,
"Why wode I let him join?" says Yozora,
"Well the requirement to join is to not to have friends and you Dan it seems that you don't have friends"
"I have friends i have Chris and Elise plus My cousin Eddy and his friends"
"Yes in America" Kodaka informs him
"Fine" says both Dan and Yozora
"Alright i'll join that way that i can get to know you Yozora" says Dan as he sigins the club memership and gets into Yozora face as he smirks, with Yozora giving him a sarcastic frown,
"What ever just remember i'm Club President and what ever i say goes, so just stay out of my way" says Yozora she flips her hair back and walks to the sit dowen and opens a book,
"Just you wait Yozora just you wait"says Dan
THE NEXT MORNING
As Dan walks to School talking on his cell phone
"Yeah Dan i hard you the first time " says the vioce from Dan's phone
"DAMN IT EDDY! SHE VIOLATED MY RIGHTS! SHE NEEDS TO PAY!"yells Dan
"Listen I gota get to School so I'll talk to you later" say the voice from the phone,
"BUT!" yells Dan as he notices his cousin hung up on him "Stupid Eddy hung up on me" says Dan as he puts away his phone as he pass Fumizuki Academy by, all of a sudden he bumps into somebody,
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR!..." yells Dan untill he stops himself as he notice the person he bumpt into happen a to be A girl who had long purple hair and wearing white ribbons and a different uniform which was a navy was a white buttion up shirt with a navy blue blazer with yellow trim a red tie and a red skirt which, Dan could tell she was from a different school,he also Dan notice this girl also seem to be sad which why Dan didn't insult her as he felt bad for her,
As the girl open her teary purple eyes Dan notice that they were full of sadness and heart brake,"Umm I'm sorry you may pass" Dan apologize which he raerly does, as the girl walks away Dan looks back at her, "Jess, Poor girl I hope she finds happiness soon"says Dan as he notices the girl is heading to Fumizuki Acadamy, "Wait Fumizuki Academy? isn't that the school were Eddy is going too?" Dan remembered,
"Well I hope somebody helps that girl for some reason i delt that will be Eddy" Dan delts his cousin, as Dan walks to school,
"You think I did the right thing telling her about?" says the voice of a young man,
"Yes you eventchully had to tell her, it's whats best for her and for us" says the vioce of young girl,
Untill all sudden Dan bumps into A young man with spiky red hair with a red hand print on his cheek, who was wering a unifoum deffent from Dan wich consisted of a buttion up shirt with the top undone no tie navy blue blazer with yellow trim and light blue pants,and a girl with brown shoulder lingth curly hair who was wereing a yellow hair band and the same uniform as the last girl, Dan code this couple were also from Fumizuki academy,
"Umm excuse me" says Dan with rudness,
"Umm yeah were sorry" says the young man,
"Yes diffently awere fault" says the girl, As Dan walks away, he turn around to adress the couple,
"Next time you morans watch were going" says Dan,
"Umm what did you say" the girl asks as she tuns arund smiling with a vain poping out of her head
"I said you morans watch were your going, i mean you and your dumb ass Bart Simpson haird boyfriend" Dan insults them,
"WHY YOU!"yells the girl as she charges at Dan, "LET ME AT AM! LET AT AM!" yells the girl as her boyfriend grabs her,
"CALM DOWN!" says the young man as he restrins his girlfriend,
"Oh darling is bad enugth classies A thugh D looks down at awere classies, now these some jerks from St,Chronica Acedamy first that blond big boob bitch with the stupid butterfly on her hair that wanted you to lick her feet, and now this jerk!"says the girl,
"Don't worry shes been taken care of" the Young man tells his girlfriend,
"Some how i know who your talking about" mumbles as he walks away as he knew they talking about Sena, "Stupid little miss high and mighty Sena"says Dan, "OH! I'm a Goddess, your be if i let you lick my feet, stupid bitch" says Dan as he mocks Sena, as he make it interces St,Chronica's entrance yard,
"HEY YOU OVER THERE!" a girl calls out to Dan who like Maria had a nun outfit on also ha white hair and hart hair pin "HEY I'M TALKING TOO YOU!" the girl call to Dan again,
"What do you want?" says Dan,
"Boy you got an attitude, you don't happen to be Dan Mandle?" says the girl
"Yes, so what of it? and why are you dress like Maria?" says Dan
"Plese too meet you im Maria older sister Kate Takyama, Maria Takayama is my little sister" says Kate, "And i have a message for you" Kate infroms him,
"A messge for me?" Dan asks suprese, untill Maria walks by,
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! IS THE OLD HAG AND STUPID POOPY POOPY DAN!"yells Maria,
"Wait one sec" says Kate as she goes and grabs Maria,
"WHO YOU CALLING AN OLD HAG?!" yells Kate as she left up Maria and pinchies her cheeks,
"OWWW! STUPID POOPY POOPY OLD HAG!"yells Maria as Kate Pinces her cheeks
"THE CHAIRMAN WANTS TO SEE YOU!"Kate informs Dan as she continues to pinch Maria cheeks,
THE CHARMAN'S OFFICE
As the stand in his office staring at the window waiting for Dan,
"You wanted to see me?" says Dan as he inters the office
"Oh Mr Mandle, I hard yester day you were pretty rude to my daughter"the Charman address him,
"So what?" says Dan, as he notices there was wine in the chairman's tie cup insted of tae as he poured glow into the cup as the Chairman's back is turn,
"Mr Mandle, my daughter means the world to me" says the chairman, as he turns around walks up sits in his desk,
"So if i hear about you being rude to my daughter i'll too-(sip)", says the Chair as he sips his qoute on qoute tea,
"I'll have too ex- blah blah" says the chairman untill all of a sudden his lipS are stuck together,
"Whats that? your ex blah blah me?" says Dan with sacastic sneaky smile on his face
"BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!" The chairman tries to yell,
"Jess Kashiwazaki-Sensei i don't what that mins, but i have to get to class see ya later" says as he leave thee office,
"MMMMMMM! BLAH BLAH BLAH!" moans the Chair man as he tries to yell,
LATER THAT AFTER NOON IN THE NIGHBORS CLUB ROOM
"Hahaha this will get her" Dan lauths softly as he sets a trap for Yozora, untill all of a sudden,
RING! RING!
Dan's cell phone rings, as sees it's his cousan
"NOT NOW EDDY! I'M BUSY!" yells Dan untill all of a sudden
CRASH!
"AH DAMN IT!" yells Dan as his trap back fired, as bag field soda cans fall on him, as Yozora approches him
SLAP!
Yozora hits Dan with her flyswater
"OW! YOZORA YOU BITCH!"yells Dan
"Well that backet fired" says Sena
"SHOUT UP YOUR A BITCH TOO SENA AND SO IS YOUR DRANK DAD!"yells Dan
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Sena yells at Dan,
"SHOUT IT MEAT!" Yozora yells at Sena as she hits her with her flyswater,
"OHHH! all thee sexual tension Rika is loving this!"says Rika with excitment
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" yells Dan,
"RIKA IS TALKING HOW DAN AND YOZORA PRETEND TO HEAT ECH OTHER AND YET THEY WANT TO HAVE INTERCORSE HOW THEY WANT TO GO TO BED WITH DAN ON TOP YOZORA AS THEY CONTACT AS THE BED BOAUNCE BOUANCE BOAUNCE BOUANCE BOUANCE BOUANCE BOUANCE BOUANNNNNCE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screams Rika as she passies out of excitment, as every in the room looks with desconfert,
"Ummmm yeah I gotta go check what my cousin wants" says Dan as gos to pick up his phone,
"DAMN IT THAT BASTERED HUNG UP ON ME AGAIN!" yells Dan as his cousin just hang up on him, untill all of a Souden,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KANKER!" a scream is hard from miles away,
"What was that? that came from Fumizuki Academy" says Kodaka with concern,
"What ever it is he deserved it" says Dan as he knows it was Eddy,
OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL A FEW MINITES LATER
As the grup leave they see two figures run to where they on the other side of the street, as the two figure approached they become more visible the first one was a short stuby American male Youth that was scamming, the second one was a beautiful purple-haired Japanese girl who was holding a taser, as Dan recognize the male as it was his cousin,
"HEY EDDY! THANKS FOR NOTING!" Dan yells at his cousin,
"SHUT UP DAN!" his cousin,
"My cousin Eddy" Dan informs them,
"Your cousin? why is that girl chasing him with a taser?" Kodaka asks
"Joging from thier uniforms Rika guess thier from Fumizuki Academy" says Rika
"Wait i recognize that girl chasing Eddy, she was sad about something and was crying" says Dan,
"She was crying perhaps your cousin had something to do with it," says Yozora, as much as he heated Dan could't help but to agree with her,
"WAIT! I RECOGNIZE THAT GIRL! THAT'S THE GIRL THAT TASE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO AFTER I WAS GOING TO MAKE I SPIKY-RED-HAIRED IDIOT THAT WAS REALLY RUDE LICK MY FEET!" yells Sena,
"Oh I'll show her, she will beg me for mercy," says Sena
SLAP!
"Nobody wants to lick your disgusting feet Meat!" says Yozora as she just hit Sena with the flyswaeter,
"HEY! YOU STUPID HARPY!"yells Sena as she starts aguing with Yozora, As Kodaka facepalms himself,
"So much animosity and we'll supposed to be a club that base on making friend and then now we have Dan who plan join becuse of his gruge with Yozora, i cant think anymore what the hell is going to happen with all this? i cant think anymore this is killing me"Kodaka thought
As the group left as Yozora and Sena kept arguing,
TO BE CONTINUE.
So there you have it True Believer so sorry i was late in updating had things to take care of,
So I you enjoyed the cameo from Eddy from Ed,Edd n Eddy and a couple Baka and Test chacters also my Ed,Edd n Eddy/Baka and Test crossover Baka & Ed, Edd n Eddy that take place in the same universe as this,
Well True Believers see you later.
