~The Adventures of Astaroth and Zasalamel!~
"You said you would give me my axe if i follow you! Astaroth cried. "You will get it back once we find more explosives!" Zasalamel said annoyingly.
They walked like 10 zillion freaking miles and ended up in Eurydice Shrine in Greece. "I know for a fact that Tira has explosives." Zasalamel said confidently.
"You're stupider than me , Jamel or whatever! This is Sophitia's Stage!" Astaroth whined. Zasalamel face palmed. "You dingus! Tira stalks Sophitia!"
" Bad Astaroth!" Zasalamel said. Astaroth then put tape on his mouth.
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~ The Adventures of Siegfried, Hilde, And Cassandra~
"Why did we ever listen to you Cassandra? Ostrheinsburg was right there and you lead us to some stupid city!" Hilde yelled.
"Nananananannana I'm not listening Hil-DAY! Why is your name spelled that way? Hilda is supposed to be spelled with an A! Cassandra started poking Hilde.
" Why didn't you stop her Siegfried?" Hilde said irritantly? Siegfried just kept staring at Hilde.
It was gonna be a long way to Ostrheinsburg.
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"Have you seen Tira?" Zasalamel asked?
"I'm pretty sure she's living with Nightmare in Ostrheinsburg Castle." Sophitia said. "HAHAH I knew I was right!"
Astaroth yelled as ripped of the tape on his mouth.
"Whose the Dingushole now Jamel?" Astaroth said with pride.
Zasalamel and Sophitia face palmed.
Well then I guess we will set off then.
"Oh can I come then? I need to beat the shat outta Tira!" Sophitia said as she was gathering her weapons.
"Fine then." And so they left.
30 minutes later.
" Sophitia! Sophitia! Dangit Sophitia Where you at?" Rothion Screamed.
" Ah shat. She left."
"Well i'm not staying with that demon child Pyrra"! Rothion took one of Sophitia's weapons and set off.
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Will Siegfried, Hilde, and Cassandra ever reach Ostrheinsburg?
Will Astaroth and Zasalamel ever find Tira or explosives?
Will Astaroth stop calling Zasalamel "Jamel?"
Why did Sophitia Join Astaroth?
And Why is Pyrra a Demon?
All those questions and more will be answered in the next chapter.
SO TUNE IN FOOLS
