Ara and Dee returned home and set everything up for their 4 new cats. They filled the water and food dishes, set down newspaper in various spots around the house, put away anything precious and put together their hut/scratching post. When that was done, they let their cats out their carriers.

"What're you gonna name yours?" Ara asked, more or less following her cats around.

"Well, I was gonna name this one Lilo. But it's a boy, so I'm gonna go with Leo." Dee held up the black cat with the orange face. It licked her face in appreciation of a fairly normal name.

"Clever." Ara nodded. "So the ugly one's gonna be Stitch?" She pointed at the big brown kitty with the weird eyes.

Said cat bristled with anger and let out a low growl. It got up and stalked away.

"Ara..." Dee sighed and facepalmed. "Don't insult the cat."

"I'm sorry, Stitch!" Ara called out in his basic direction.

"I know you named the big one Two-Face." Dee said as the mentioned cat sneaks off the explore the house. "What're you naming the ginger?"

"Princess."

'Princess's' head snapped up, glaring daggers into Ara. If looks could kill...

"...Why."

"Because her fur pattern looks like a bunch of jewelry, and since cats are an Egyptian thing and since Egyptian royalty wore a lot of jewelry, I'll be naming her Princess."

"...Ara that's a boy cat."

"No it's not." Ara picked him up to expose his underside. "See?"

"...Yeah, those are boy parts."

"Wha...!?" Ara checked for herself, and what she saw was true. Princess was a boy. "Well... I guess I'll just call him that... Ironically. It's an ironic name."

Princess sighed and stalked away from the girls. Leo followed excitedly.

Ara d'awws in complete awe as 'Leo' pounces on 'Princess' and they begin to play fight. Well, it looked like play fighting, Princess seemed pretty pissed actually.


Meanwhile, Jay was cooking fish to feed herself and her new cats. She wasn't completely prepared to take care of the cats, but she didn't think it'd be so hard. To her, the hardest parts were the names.

After much thinking and consideration, she decided to name the black one Snoopy and the red one Fuego. Those were good enough. They're cats, not children. She just needed to water them twice a day and keep them well fed.

She tapped the floor in front of them. "Sentarse!" When she received no reaction she repeated herself. "Sit." She seemed almost disappointed that they didn't respond to Spanish.

The two cats sat in unison, and she served them on a paper plate. They seemed suspicious of the fish at first, even after watching her cook it. They didn't take a bite until she ate some of hers.

"You two are some obedient ass cats." She commented. She paused before she could start a conversation with the cats. "And I am not crazy. Yet."

Dinner goes on in more silence, when she notices the cats have been watching her this entire time.

"Can you not?" She looked around awkwardly. "Fucking cats..."

She stopped eating when it became obvious that they weren't going to stop staring anytime soon.

"The hell are you both lookin' at?" She huffed. "With your judgmental eyes! Go do somethin'!"

Still no response.

"Oh god, I've got demon cats." She stood up with a grunt. She kneeled by them and gave each a stern expression. It soon faded into a smile as she stroked each of their backs.

"Alright, lets set some ground rules." She said, both cats tilting their heads slightly. "First of all, no pooping outside of the litter box. Secondly, I don't care if ya clean yourself. Baths are weekly!"

The cats seemed to nod in agreement.

"And don't scratch my shit up." She flicked the black ones ear. "And you try to stay in well lit areas."

She stopped and watched the cats carefully. She couldn't help but to not laugh at herself-talking to cats as if they could understand her. What kind of mess is that?

Jay stood and went to the living room to watch some TV. Snoopy completely ignored the rule made specifically for him and sat in the darkest area he could find. Fuego, however, hopped onto the couch to try to figure out this TV thing. Or even just this different world thing.


From the moment they stepped into the house, Daisy's cats fought almost constantly. The blonde one, affectionately named Pookie, kept smacking the silver one, Thrash. And even when Pookie wasn't messing with him, Thrash kept chasing down every other living creature in the house and clawing the fuck out of it, Daisy included.

She came to the conclusion that she couldn't handle a pet. She gathered up the two cats and took them right back to Jonas. He didn't appreciate it, but took the cats back regardless. He hoped that Ara was looking to adopt more pets, and made a mental note to plan a Kitty Play Date. Soon.


"In the name of Jashin, I command you to sit!" Ara pointed at Two-Face dramatically. "...no? Okay then."

"I thought you grew out of your Naruto phase?" Dee muttered.

"This isn't a phase, Dee! THIS IS WHO I AM!"

"...Kay." She idly stroked Princess.

"Besides, I never really grew out of anime. I just got back into Naruto specifically. It's a classic." Ara pouted. "Why does he let you pet him?"

"Because he doesn't hate me." She teased.

"...Rude."

It wasn't long before Ara gave up on training Two-Face to be a guard cat. She called up her friends and invited them over for a kitty playdate.

Within the hour, they all showed up. Ara gave Jonas a look when Daisy came in with him.

"Oh hey there... I didn't know you had a cat, Daisy." Ara smiled.

"I don't, but I wanted to come along." She replied.

"Where's Dee?" Jonas interrupted their awkward conversation.

"Oh, she's upstairs washing Leo off. He got into some of my paint..." Ara scoops up Feugo in her arms. She spun around and took him to the kitchen with him.

Jonas went to go play with Princess-who literally tolerated everyone except Ara. She wasn't feeling that. Things were going on fairly uneventful until a shocked scream came from the bathroom. Not too long after the scream, Dee came running out into the main room.

"Dee, what is wrong?" Jay lifted Thrash off her chest.

"T-There's... There's a S-ranked criminal in my bathroom..." Dee mumbled, barely believing herself.

"What...?" Jonas raised his eyebrow.

"It's a Naruto thing." Ara cleared up any confusion. "And by the way... WHAT?"

"I-I put him in the water and he went poof and... Tobi appeared... and I saw... things." Dee looked off into the distance dramatically.

"What the fuck is going on?" Daisy shrieked.

"THERE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN MY BATHROOM." Dee yelled.

"And she saw his junk." Ara added with a laugh. She went to the bathroom to see for herself what the fuck Dee was talking about.

Meanwhile, Jonas was trying to calm Dee down so she could better explain. He still didn't quite understand, but he felt like he should leave before he got involved. Jay eyed Snoopy suspiciously. She picked up her glass of ice water and poured it on his head. There was a loud poof and in place of her cat was the one and only Itachi Uchiha... naked.

"Fuck that." Jay hopped up and made a beeline for the door.

Ara had just come back to the main room. "Wait! Jay, where're you going?" She ran after her. "You can't just leave your cats here!"

"Dis is some weird satanic shit, and I want no part of it." Jay snapped. "Fuck you and yo cats, Jonas."

"Jay!" Ara threw her hands up, but her friend was already gone. She whipped around to face the others. "You all need to take your cats home!"

"I'd rather not..." Jonas mutters. "Don't you think it's best for them to stay here?"

"WHY?!"

"Well, you have the biggest house. And you seem to know who they are-"

"Which is why I don't want you fucking leaving them here!"

"Ara, language." Dee gasped in mock offense.

"It'll be okay, I promise." Jonas slowly backed out towards the door, Daisy following suit.

"It won't be okay, take your fucking cats home!" Ara yelled. "You can't ditch me with your problem! Jonas? Jonas!"

While the 4 of them argued and tried to deal with this problem, Tobi and Itachi had turned the rest of the members back into their human forms. Of course no one really noticed, they're ninjas.

Jonas and Daisy had made it out the house, Ara was just pissed.

"Just get the rest of them, make sure they don't get in the water." Ara grumbled.

"Alri-" Dee turned and was face to face(well face to chest) with Kisame. "Too late!"

The two of them were knocked out with ease, because once again. Ninjas.

Ara woke up first. The room was pitch black aside from a lamp shining directly onto the pair of girls. She looked around slowly, her head throbbing and her mouth dry. She let out a groan and tried to stretch, but found she couldn't.

She let out an incoherent noise of distress and began to pull at her restraints. Her struggling brought attention to herself quickly. She froze as she stared up into dark eyes. She blinked few times as she tried to understand what was happening.

She saw blue skin, and even darker blue hair. A shark like grin gleamed in the darkness. Her eyes trailed downward, stopping at the towel wrapped around the man's waist. She rolled her eyes.

"Listen, I know how excited Liam is about his new director gig..." Her head droops to the side. "But you tell him... that I told him... that I don't do porn."

The man chuckles at this. "I think you hit her a little too hard."

"Well it's a good thing there's two then, un?"

"Why can't I move...?" Ara mumbles, finally drooping as forward as possible. She soon goes still and drifts into soft snores.

Dee on the other hand remained silent when she awoke, scanning the room frantically. She couldn't see anyone until Kisame stepped into the light and in her line of view. He places a finger on her chin and tilts her head up, staring into her eyes that were wide with terror.

"This one's up. Kid, why don't you introduce yourself?" He demands.

"...This cannot be real." Dee whispers. She jerked her head away, ending up head butting Ara and effectively waking her up. "I-I'm Debbie. Debbie Salinas."

"...Sounds fake, but okay. And you?" Kisame turns his attention to the now wide awake "adult".

"Oh, I'm Ara." She smiles.

"Full name."

"Ugh... Arianna Simonts. But seriously, call me Ara."

"Also sounds fake." He reveals a kunai out from under his sleeve, pressing it against Ara's neck. "So, I'll ask you once more. What is your name?"

"I guess I'll tell you once more: Arianna Simonts. Go ahead and check my ID... Dee, where's my ID?" She upholds her smile and looks up at Kisame. "I think it's on the coffee table... wherever that may be... wow, it's dark as dicks in here. I never knew the house could get this dark."

"Stop talking." Kisame removed the kunai from her neck and caught a bright blue wallet as it emerged from the shadows.

Ara opens her mouth to retort, but decides against it when Dee headbutts her again. The two sit in silence as Kisame hums contentedly.

"Next question, what village is this?"

"None of them. There's no villages in America, silly." Ara pauses. "Well maybe there is? Let's put it this way: There's no villages in the state of Massachusetts as far as I know..."

Kisame frowns. "Arianna Simonts, is it? I said stop talking. I want to hear what this Debbie Salinas has to say."

"I-It's just like she said. We don't have villages really? U-Um, if it helps any, there's a map in the office."

"Is anything we say really that weird? I mean, you were cats not too long ago." Ara chimes in unhelpfully.

"What did I say?" Kisame sighs.

"I'm just trying to move the conversation forward." Ara squirms in her restraints uncomfortably.

"You're not going to break those ropes, if that's what you're trying to do." He points out.

"I'm not trying to break the ropes, I just really need to pee." She admits. "Had I known I'd be getting tied up in the near future, I would've emptied my bladder before hand."

"Ara, oh my god." Debbie groans.

"Sorry, it's just so hard to stay focused when it feels like your bladder is gonna explode!"

"Arianna, shut up." Kisame interrupts their mini quarrel, brandishing the kunai in Ara's face.

"What're you gonna do, stab me-"

Ara lets out a squeal of pain as the kunai finds itself into her shoulder.

"Wow, okay, he stabbed me." She laughed nervously. "Haha, I think I just peed myself a little."

"Ara." Debbie sighs.

"Do you think we could like, pause this interrogation and take a bathroom break? I swear I'll be good!" She continues, still squirming in her seat. "Please? Just give me like 2 minutes, and I'll be down to be completely cooperate. Like wow, blood and pee. Not something I usually have to deal with."

"..." Kisame simply pauses, listening to her rant for a bit.

"Sooo, bathroom break? I won't try anything funny!"

"Leader-sama?" He glances back and awaits an answer.

"Oh my fuck, my bladder." Ara throws her head back in exasperation. "Come on, please?"

Pein finally answered. "Deidara, take the brat to the restroom. Make it fast."

"Oh, thank god! yes!" Ara cheers as the blonde unties the ropes holding her to the chair. "Let's go, blondie! Escort me faster!"


And I'll end it here before it gets too long! Seems appropriate to end on a bathroom break. Please review and tell me what you think! I'll give you cookies o3o and internet hugs