OK next chapter is here! Yes i said three reviews but two is close enough. And i know Im a little behind but im on break now so ill be writing a lot more. Enjoy and please review!

On the second day of Christmas the Marauders gave to me two bad puns

And a Werewolf and a Willow Tree.

"You can't be serious James," Remus said.

"Actually Moony, I'm Sirius and yes James is going to do it." I said, looking at my friends as they roll their eyes at the bad pun.

"Padfoot, I thought we agreed never to say that joke again," James said. "It got old about five minutes after meeting you."

"Ok fine but we are going to do it, no matter what you guys say."

"But," Peter said. "How are you guys going to pull it off? I don't think that Lily is stupid enough to hang out around mistletoe when James is in the same room as her."

"Right you are, my dear Wormtail," I said with confidence. "But James and I have a fool-proof plan!"

"Alright Padfoot," Remus said, still in disbelief. "What is this so called 'fool-proof plan'?"

"Ok everyone," James said. "Here's the plan…"

"I can't believe you are going to do this Prongs," Remus said. "I mean, no offence James, but this isn't going to work!"

"Oh ye-of-little-faith, you just watch carefully as I woo Miss. Evans."

And then he walked off to 'woo' said lady. I still thought his plan was brilliant. It has no chance of working but it was brilliant all at the same time.

As he approached Lily he took out a piece of mistletoe, levitated it over his head and walked over to Lily. Remus, Peter and I snuck closer so we could hear what the two "lovebirds" were saying.

"Hello Lily," he said trying to sound more sophisticated, and failing. "Oh look at that, there seems to be some mistletoe above us Lily, and you know the rules. You have to kiss me!"

The look on Evans face was priceless. She looked like she was about to murder James for this. Hey, I give him credit for having the guts to just do it.

"Oh you can't be serious Potter," she said, with a look of disgust clearly on her face. "This is one of your most sad attempts yet."

I was about to say 'No Evens, he's not Sirius, that would be me". But, before I could Remus and Peter covered my mouth, preventing me from making a pun of that.

And so, in the end, James got slapped by Evans and came back with a big hand mark on his face.

"Well Prongs," I said, wrapping my arm around his shoulders; trying to comfort my rejected friend. "There's always next year!"