Hello, I'm now onto the main part of the story. YAY!! Just a note, you can suggest what Yoshi will eat in this story. If I don't use it immediately, I might use it later on, so don't repeat ideas. I asked my brother, RayGallade, to help me with this chapter, so thank you, Ray. Also, if you support interactive, chat room, and ask fics, the author Ra the Author has a petition for those who are with him in supporting them. You can find it in his forums. On to the story now.
Chapter 2: Tools and More
Day 1, hour 0600:
Galleom went out to the Yoshi-house to collect some eggs for Tabuu's breakfast. Once he got to the structure he stuck his hand in to get an egg.
"GIVE ME 3 EGGS." He said into the Yoshi-house.
Inside the Yoshi-house, the Yoshis were wondering how to make eggs without eating something. "Why don't we just eat bits of his arm?" The green Yoshi asked.
"Good idea!" The pink Yoshi exclaimed, shooting her tongue at Galleom's arm.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?" Galleom asked the Yoshis as three pieces of his arm were ripped off.
"Relax, we have the eggs." Green Yoshi said, putting his egg in Galleom's hand.
"GOOD." Galleom said as he pulled out his arm to see three eggs. And that it was missing an electro-shock rod, a power torch, and an extendable knife. "WHERE DID THOSE DEVICES GO? I GUESS THAT I WILL JUST HAVE TO GO TO TANK TOYS AND REPURCHASE A WRIST WEAPONRY APP." Galleom said as he examined the missing pieces. "OH WELL. TABUU'S EGGS MUST BE COOKED IMMEDIATELY. IT IS A GOOD THING HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT PARTYING."
In the kitchen, Galleom looked around. "WHERE IS THE STOVE? OH WAIT, I FORGOT THAT I CAN USE THE STOVE APP. I REALY LIKE BRAND-NAME APPS." Galleom said as he flipped his right arm to reveal a stove. He then proceeded to break the eggs, revealing a lumpy interior.
"SCANS DETECT HIGH VOLTAGE IN THE AREA. ENTERING EMERGENCY ANTI-VOLT MODE." Galleom said after breaking a pink-spotted egg, and then a panel opened on his side and extended a rubber shield that he grabbed in his left arm. "VOLTAGE SCANS SHOW HIGH CURRENT IN A SMALL AREA IN THE SAME LOCATION AS THE EGG. THIS MINOR FACT WILL BE RECORDED AND SAVED IN THE BACK OF MEMORY CARD #587." Galleom said as he returned his shield to his arm. "WARNING! BURSTS OF FLAME DETECTED. FIRE EXTINGUISHER APP ACTIVE." Galleom said, dropping a green-spotted eggshell and revealing a fire extinguisher on his left arm. "EGG #2 HAS COOKED ITSELF. FILING WITH THE VOLTAGE DATA." Galleom said as he returned the fire extinguisher to his arm and opened the next egg. "NOTHING IS WRONG EXCEPT A HIGH AMOUNT OF METAL IN THE EGG. FILING AWAY." Galleom said as he started cooking the first and third eggs.
"RING-RING!" Galleom said as he entered Tabuu's bedroom with a platter of eggs (one emitting sparks, one emitting flames, and one that looked normal), sausage, and bacon. "YOUR BREAKFAST IS READY, MASTER TABUU."
"Good, I *yawn* need to eat." Tabuu said sleepily. "Oh, good *yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnn* eggs. Bring it here."
"AFFIRMATIVE." Galleom said as he brought Tabuu his eggs.
"Good." Tabuu said as he was about to take a bite of an egg.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!
"GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAPPENE GALLEOM? WHY DID THE EGG SHOCK ME?" Tabuu asked, now wide awake.
"IT WAS EMITTING HIGH-VOLTAGE." Galleom replied.
"Okay, okay…" Tabuu said, starting to take a bite of the next egg. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT BURNS!" Tabuu yelled in pain.
"THAT 1 COOKED ITSELF." Galleom said to Tabuu, who was teleporting around like crazy.
"Fine, but this one looks normal." Tabuu said, pointing to the third egg. He then took a bite of it.
"OOOOOOWWWWW! WHY IS THIS EGG FULL OF SHARP LUMPS?" A furious Tabuu asked Galleom.
"IT HAS A HIGH METAL CONTENT." Galleom told Tabuu, oblivious to his rage.
"What did you feed them?" Tabuu asked Galleom.
"FEED WHO?" Galleom asked.
"The Yoshis." Tabuu said, getting very impatient.
"0% ANYTHING." Galleom responded.
"When you pulled your arm out, was anything missing?" Tabuu asked, getting an attack ready.
"YES. AN ELECTRO-SHOCK ROD, A POWER TORCH, AND SOME KNIVES." Galleom said simply.
"Feed them next time! The eggs contain what they eat, or at least properties of it." Tabuu explained.
"OH, I SHOULD GO FEED THEM THEN." Galleom said, turning into tank form and zooming out, narrowly avoiding a chain of light.
Day 2, 0600 hours:
The Yoshis looked at what Galleom had brought them: old Primid oatmeal.
"Well, this is better than Galleom's arm," Green said.
"Yes, let's eat it." Pink said.
"Yuck, no wonder the Primids said breakfast cereal time! This is disgusting."
"Yeah, but maybe Tabuu doesn't like it."
"Let's hope so."
Galleom arrived at the Yoshi house and stuck his hand in. "MASTER TABUU IS HUNGRY, 3 EGGS NOW."
The Yoshis gave him the three eggs that they had made and then went to the back of the structure.
"EXCENLENT, MASTER TABUU WILL BE PLEASED WITH ME TODAY, I FED THEM." Galleom then went to the kitchen and began cooking the eggs on his arm. He was just starting to check the announcements for the day, when his scanners detected something. "EGGS HAVE UNIQUE TEXTURE, UNIMPORTANT DATA, FILEING AT REAR MEMORY BANKS."
"RING-RING, MASTER TABUU, YOUR EGGS ARE HERE." Galleom stated bringing in a plate with eggs and bacon.
"Finally, what took you so long?" Tabuu asked.
"I WAS PURCHASING MY REPLACMENT APPS."
"Fine, just give me the eggs. UGH, GALLEOM, WHAT DID YOU FEAD THEM?"
"NONE OF THE PRIMEDS ATE THEIR BREAKFAST, I DESIDED TO HELP MYSELF TO THE FOOD, THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF IT. NO ONE HAS EATEN THAT FOOD IN THE LAST 13 YEARS."
"Galleom, there is a reason they haven't eaten it, it is very cheap. We weren't thinking when we stole it; it is so bad that no one will eat it. Give the Yoshis something else to eat. Oh, and Galleom, I want ham, not bacon tomorrow."
"AFFEMAMITVE, I SHALL FEAD THEM SOMETHING ELSE TOMORROW."
Day 3:
The Yoshis were horrified at what they had been given: some sort of toxic green sludge.
"Do we have to eat this?" Pink asked.
"Tell you what; I'll do the eggs today." Green stated.
"Are you sure? That looks rather toxic. It may sicken you for a long time." Pink told him.
"Don't worry, we're valuable to Tabuu. He should order that I be treated for sickness if it poisons me. Besides, even if he doesn't, we need eggs to keep our friends alive."
"Fine, I just don't know why we're being feed these things."
Galleom stuck his head into the Yoshi house, "3 EGGS NOW."
The green Yoshi crawled into Galleom's hand and gave him the eggs.
"GOOD, I WILL COOK THESE." Galleom went to the kitchen with the eggs, not noticing the Yoshi crawling up his arm. "TIME TO COOK THESE AND THE HAM." After braking the eggs, Galleom's sensors noticed something. "EGGS HAVE AN ODD GREEN AURA, UNNECESSARY INFORMATION SAVED AT BACK OF BANKS."
"MASTER TABUU, YOUR GREEN EGGS AND HAM ARE READY."
"Okay, Galleom. Wait, GREEN eggs?"
"YES, GREEN EGGS MASTER TABUU."
"Why are they green, Galleom?" Tabuu asked. Just after he spoke, Yoshi fell off of Galleom and onto Tabuu's plate.
"What, did, you, feed, them, Galleom?" Tabuu asked, seething with rage at the incompetence of his robot.
"RESIDUE FROM AN EXPERIMENT IN THE LAB WAS FED TO THEM MASTER."
"Galleom, get rid of that 'food' and put Yoshi back in the Yoshi house," Tabuu ordered, injecting Yoshi with an antidote.
"YES MASTER."
So that's the first three days of Yoshi's captivity. Will he be alright? Will Tabuu ever get a proper breakfast? Will anyone ever review? Yes, Uncle Ray wants YOU to review.
References: Green Eggs and Ham is the name of a book by Dr. Suess. And no, I am not him (duh).
R and R.
