Chapter Two

Womanhood, Forever Gone

"Uh, Kira," Emi began whimpering. "Did you notice anything different?"

Kira looked at her, then at the way Emi was slowly covering her own chest. She raised an eyebrow at Emi questioningly, and then looked back at her arms. Suddenly, it clicked.

"Oh God." She groaned already face palming and shaking her head at Emi.

Emi's whimpering became stronger, until the white haired girl's face scrunched up and her shoulders began shaking.

"MY CHEST!" She wailed, collapsing into sobs.

Kira banged forehead on her palm a couple of more times.

"WHY!" Emi was all out yelling at the sky now between sobs, shaking her fist angrily at the sky while her other arm covered her chest. "DO Y-YOU KNOW HOW LONG I-IT T-TOOK M-M-ME TO GROW TH-THOSE- WAAAAH!"

Emi continued to cry hysterically, as if the world was ending.

A swirl of leaves flared up behind them, flashes of dark colors rushing up to them. Emi and Kira were soon constricted by strong arms.

"Stay where you are!"

"NOT NOW YOU DAMN POPO!" Emi elbowed the guy holding her, who was now holding his gut. The guy immediately let go of the girl in horror. To everyone's dismay Emi wasn't finished and kicked the guy right where it hurts. The guy kneeled down to the ground and whimpered.

"THAT'S FOR DESTROYING A WOMAN'S PRIDE!" Emi cried tears of anger and kicked the guy repeatedly.

Meanwhile the other captor was so shocked at the display he'd loosened his hold on Kira, who took the chance to follow Emi's (crazy) example. She kicked his shin since the crotch was already taken and added a bite to it just for the heck of it.

"Shit!" the guy cursed, scowling at Kira.

Kira nearly snarled when he grabbed her by the arms again and lifted her off the ground. "The fuck?" She snapped, struggling as much as she could in his grip.

Emi perked up at hearing her friend's cursing, and ran over. She saw the guy she kicked on the crotch sit up and she quickly picked up her sword, lifting it with a flourish.

Everyone froze.

"Stand back," Emi warned. "Or the sword of doom will kill you."

"Wait, isn't that a toy sword?" Kira asked incredulously.

"...DON'T TALK BACK TO THE SWORD!"

"HOW THE HELL IS A TOY SWORD YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR INUYASHA COSTUME GOING TO HELP US?"

"WELL NOW THAT YOU TOLD THEM IT WAS A TOY SWORD IT WON'T!"

Kira went silence.

"THAT'S RIGHT! WHO'S THE F-TARD NOW BITCHES!" Emi pointed at herself.

Again no one made a sound. The two ninja men looked at each other and then at the girls.

In a split second one of the ninjas disappeared then reappered holding Emi's arm behind her back with one hand while holding the sword with the other.

"Emi do something! ANYTHING!" Kira shouted at the girl who actually stood still with calm features.

"Excuse me sir is there one of those places around here where you can get bigger boobs?" Emi grinned at the guy.

...

Again nobody said anything.

"Let's go Damin, we need to take these wackos to the Hokage, maybe he'll know what to do with them." The guy holding Kira told 'Damin'.

"Wacko? Maybe Emi but not me!" Kira glared at the guy.

"Nuh-uh! I was in a Special ED class, special meaning a totaly awesome person!"

"Yeah lets go Sam." Damin sweatdroped.

"This is obviously a dream." Kira explained.

"So the Asians really did drug us?"

Kira stared for a minute at Emi, who blinked back innocently.

"…Yes."

"I knew it!"

The ninja's no longer had to man handle the girls since they now headed to their destination willingly.

"Ooooh, Kira! Can we burn something?"

"What- NO!" Kira snapped her mouth shut at the quick glances they got them from the ninja.

"But this is a dream!" Emi whispered when they were no longer being looked at.

"Or we could be high," Kira deadpanned.

"...Either way sounds fine, neh?"

Kira twitched.

"We could go to fantasy prison." Kira learned to play her game.

Emi walked in silence thinking of anything 'fun' to do that wouldn't land them in such a place. Concluding to never ending pouting the rest of the way until they went inside the biggest building in the village under some carving of faces that were on the mountain.

"We're here." Sam announced, knocking on the huge double doors to her a raspy 'come in'.

Kira wondered about how her friend will act, concidering she wasn't good with first incounters. To her dismay Emi actually looked normal for once, cool and collective.

"Oi. What the hell are you doing?" Kira whispered.

"What are you talking about?"

"What happened to that psychotic bitch attitude!"

"The what~?"

"DON"T GIVE ME THAT CRA-"

"There is no cursing in this room young lady." The hokage frowned down at us, listening to our conversation.

"Uh! Sorry!" Kira blushed in embarrasment.

"You just got served!" Emi snickered.

"Oh, so now you talk."

"Now I suggest you tell us who you are and where you come from." The hokage told us.

"My name is Kira Matsune and this here is Emiko Miyamoto."

"I sound like an it." Emi mutered.

Kira glared at the girl.

"Anyways, don't remember where we come from-"

"Yes we do- Mph!" Emi's eyes widened when Kira covered her mouth.

"She's special." Kira intercepted quickly.

Emiko slapped Kira's hand away and grinned, "It's true."

"...I see." The hokage sweatdropped.

"Sir, I'd like to mention that they are very violent."

"You asked for it Bob!"

"Emiko shut up!"

"My name isn't Bob, its Damine!"

Emi continued, as if no one had spoken. "I swear I thought we were going to lose our virginity back there! They just come out of no where and BAM! They're like, "don't move or scream you're coming with us" and, Mph-!"

"Hehehe, she's crazy sir!" Sam chuckled nervously.

With the old man silent now, all was quiet. And not in that funny awkward silence, more like the silence that comes before someone in the movie gets shot.

Yeah. That one.

"BURN! BURN THE WITCH!" Emi shouted enthusiastically.

"EMI, WILL YOU STOP TALKING!" Kira finally yelled, not liking the way the ninja men had all froze and stared at her.

"...Witch?" The old man looked at her with narowing eyes, standing up.

"Yes!" Emi snapped then straightened her self. "Only I should be the one to chose who gets burnt."

"This is getting way out of hand-"

"Aww, I just wanted to make atmosphere~" Emi pouted.

"So that's what you call it?" Kira stared at the rambling girl.

"Heck yes!"

"First of all, if you are going to live here you should try to create less 'atmosphere'. We already have plenty of that." The Hokage sighed.

"Then what's the purpose of my being here then?" Emi demanded, frowning in thought.

"I was getting to that."

Kira grinned, knowing what was coming next. Being a ninja, that is. Who wouldn't want that?

Besides anyone who wasn't insane.

"Well I'm in. What is it?" Emi grined.

"You are to be ninjas and training at the academy. You'll have your own apartment, for money you'll have to accomplish missions. The graduation exam is in two weeks, meaning you'll have a lot of studying to do. If you pass the exam you'll earn a headband, symbolizing you're a ninja of the leaf and will have to do anything in your part to protect it. Do you understand?" The hokage stated.

"Yes sir, you can count on us!" Kira beamed.

Emi looked down in silence, never in her life did she imagine being someone to rely on. She always thought about just going through life and maybe ending up in the nut house. Nevertheless, she liked the feeling of being needed. Bad thing is she had a habit of being lazy. And so she chose her words as carefully as they can ever can.

" And I'll try the best that my ass can do!"

After getting a map and keys to their aparments, Kira and Emi walked to the aparment to see it already provided everything for them. There was food in the fridge, some money to start us off, bed sheets and covers, a television, sofas, ect.

"Wow! My own place to do anything!"Emi beamed.

"No not anything." Kira scowled.

"Girl this is my house, you got no saying in this uh-huh!"

"See this is why I shouldn't of let you watch that yugioh gx abridge. Like Jaden you're not black!"

"You just hating 'cuz I gots more swager!"

"... yes, I am so jealous. Can you shut the hell up now?" Kira deadpanned.

"Well since you asked so nicely." Emi hoped on the couch and turned on the tv.

Kira lugged back from the corner, carrying a ton of books. She huffed, out of breath, before dumping them onto the coffee table in front of Emiko. She took a minute to catch her breath, and then slid in to the chair next to a groaning Emi.

"Why do we have to study now?" Emi whined.

Kira threw a book at her, titled "An Idiot's Guide to Chakra Control", and then grabbed her own bigger book. "Cause we're going to school.

Emi went silent.

Kira flipped a page over, not looking up from her reading. "The place where you learn stuff."

"I know that! But I don't want to go how about we skip studing for tomorow!"

"No, emi."

Emi made another whining noise, resuming her loud complaining and repeated "whys". Kira studiously ignored her, so when that didn't work Emi pouted in frustration and banged on the table with her fist.

"You don't love me no more!"

Ch.3 on it's way!

Hopefully I'll get it done at least not longer than a month

^^"

Ja-ne~!