Chapter 2

Usiro: I KILLED SOMEONE! D:=

Dask: ...What?

Usiro: sweetoreo33 said they died of cuteness, and XxLadyKikixX said their mind died D=

Dask: *face palm* They didn't literally die

Usiro: Really? Phew... Are you sure?

Dask: *smiling*

Usiro: ?

Dask: *pulls out scimitar*

Usiro: OH SHIT! WHO GAVE HIM THAT!

Dask: *smiling evilly* Play Time!

Usiro: TAKE THE EVIL WEAPON AWAY!

Dask: yowai mikomi-chan, Gianna Sparrow, Ninfia-Fan, Phoenix-Warrior93, squalo king, sweetoreo33, DarkraiFanGirl, XxLadyKikixX and especially Phoenix-Warrior93-

Usiro: You said Phoenix-Warrior93 twice

Dask: WAS I DONE FUCKING TALKING!

Usiro: I'm sorry! Don't hurt me!

Dask: Ok as I was saying, you all get... *whispers* what do they get again?

Usiro: How about A MUFFIN!

Dask: No way cookies.

Usiro: Why cookies?

Dask: Cause cookies are for evil people.

Usiro: ...

Chapter 2: Nnoitra

"No one?" Aizen asked his Espada. He expected this response though. The only person who would ever want to watch kids in their lifetime here would be Gin. Aizen thought of who to pick.

"Nnoitra." Aizen decided

"WHAT?! Why do I have to watch the Emo brat?" Nnoitra demanded.

Aizen sighed. Until Ulquiorra was back to normal he would secretly miss his Cuatro's unquestionable loyalty.

"Because I said so. Shall we continue?" Aizen more of stated than asked. He noticed Grimmjow was smirking at Nnoitra's unfortunate luck.

"Tomorrow Grimmjow will watch Ulquiorra." Aizen added and he saw Grimmjow's jaw drop.

"WHAT THE FUCK? WHY!" He yelled.

"You are going to because that is what I said." Man, Aizen was already missing Ulquiorra's support. If he weren't the victim in this Aizen would just have Ulquiorra watch the young child. He would do it without complaint.

But out of all his Espada it just HAD to be Ulquiorra who was turned into the kid. But at least Aizen wouldn't have to worry about some problems the others would have. Aizen almost shuddered at what could have happened if Grimmjow, Syzel, or Nnoitra had been changed. Syzel would blow up Las Notches- no he would blow up the entire Hecto Mundo. Nnoitra would try to kill everyone within sight. Grimmjow would definitely destroy Las Notches. No question about it. The only thing that made Aizen the least bit worried was that no one really knew what went on in the Cuatro's head. What if... Ulquiorra turned out worse than anyone? What was he truly capable of?

After the meeting...

Nnoitra went over to Aizen to grab the still sleeping brat. The movement woke up Ulquiorra. He looked at Nnoitra. Then at Aizen. "Do I have to go with the spoon?" He asked Aizen.

THAT'S IT! Nnoitra was gonna kill that brat! Yet again why did everyone always call him a spoon? He thought his hood was pretty cool. But even a two-year-old had insulted his hood...

"Yes, Ulquiorra. Today you will be with Spoon-san and tomorrow you will be with Grimmjow" ...Had Aizen really just referred to him as Spoon-san? Please don't let Ulquiorra call him that. Please don't let Ulquiorra call him that. Nnoitra silently begged.

"Ok..." Ulquiorra said. Nnoitra carried him out of the meeting room.

"What are we gonna do Spoon-san?" He asked as soon as they left the room. Why him? Did he do some great evil that cursed him to watch the kid for 24 hours? Oh well he could just pass the kid on to Tesra then be free from the Emo bat brat.

Then an Arracar came by. "Nnoitra-sama, Aizen-sama has commanded that you must watch Ulquiorra-sama and if Aizen-sama catches you making Tesra do it by himself then he is punishing you severely." She informed him. Great he was stuck with the brat all day.

Nnoitra brought Ulquiorra to his room and shut the door. What was he even suppose to do with the kid? That's when Nnoitra got the best plan ever. What better time to insult Ulquiorra then now? He laughed to himself. He wondered what to do first. He gave Ulquiorra a knife. "Here you go emo." He said grinning widely. Ulquiorra glared at him then grabbed the knife and... Threw it at him. He barely managed to move and got his arm cut.

"Bitch." He said. He turned to look at his wall were the knife hit. The knife was stuck in all the way and the handle of the knife had popped off. Nnoitra looked back at Ulquiorra... Who was holding super glue. Nnoitra chose not to think much of it. After all, no way he was gonna try teasing Ulquiorra again.

Then Nnoitra noticed his zampacto was missing. He looked around but didn't see it. He dared himself to look up. Sure enough Ulquiorra had superglued his precious zampacto to the ceiling. He was gonna need more help.

"Tesra! Watch the brat!" Nnoitra said as he Sonidoed out of the room in search of a blue haired Espada.

Nnoitra located Grimmjow in his room.

"Grimmjow I need help!" Nnoitra said to him.

"What do you need? Aren't you suppose to be watching Emospada?" Grimmjow questioned.

"I need your help watching Ulquiorra."

"Well that sucks."

"I will make sure you don't have to watch him tomorrow."

"How will you do that shithead?"

"I'll watch him tomorrow if you help me."

"Are you alright?"

"What?"

"Your asking me for help."

"I need it. Even I know it."

"Alright dick I'll help." Grimmjow said getting up.

As they walked in they were not prepared for the sight.

"What"

"The"

"Fucking"

"Hell"

"Happened?"

The room was trashed and both Tesra and Ulquiorra were missing.

Usiro: Sorry about the long wait. I got grounded. D=

Dask: And no way in hell was Usiro touching my stuff.

Usiro: But what if non-reviewers actually died!

Dask: I'm sure no one died from waiting 2 months for an update.

Usiro: It is a possibility.

Dask: No it's not.

Usiro: How would you know?

Dask: That is classified.

Usiro: What?

Dask: Exactly.

The next update will be much quicker