Kaylee: Haha, wassup y'all! My name is KAYLEE JOHNSON! I am the producer of the show Questions+Dares+Hetalia=Hetadarequest!

England: Tch! That's not even a catchy title!

Kaylee: Okay then, name me ONE Hetalia questionnaire on Fanfiction that has a title of something like this.

England: Hetalia Questions and Answers.

Kaylee: Don't get smart with me!

England: But you started it.

Kaylee: Can I at least finish the introductions?! Okay, so we have a host!

England: Why?

Kaylee: Are you seriously the only person who has a comment after everything I say?!

England: If it doesn't involve a positive light about this absolutely invisible British gentleman right here. –points to self, then does a small smirk- Then probably yes.

France: Ohonhonhonhon~! GENTLEMAN?! Is this opposite day or what? Becau-

England: -starts to choke France-

Kaylee: -sighs- This is what I wanted to dodge. Anyways, the host is the former owner of the HetaOni mansion. She is 22 years old and she has the second personality named the Ripper! I present you RIKU RASAENGA!

Riku: -walks into the room as Kaylee walks out of the room to the backstage studio to watch it from back there- Hey guys… -sees England and death glares at him- And England.

England: -stops chocking France- Oh, it's you. -rolls eyes-

France: -starts chocking and starts to inhale and exhale harshly-

Riku: -runs up to France- Do you need…..water that's filtered?

France: -looks up- Mon cher, I don't need any water, merci.

England: I don't understand how you go out with the frog. He asked you to 'do it' with him even before y'all started dating!

Kaylee: Uh… -sweat drop-

Riku: He is not a frog.

France: And you're just jealous that you don't have a petite amie like Riku.

England: Like bloody hell I'm jealous! Riku and I hate each other! And yes, he is a frog.

Riku: Talking about the 'doing it incident', that was only because Russia fed him Viagra pills in France's sleep. Do you really want me to go into explanatory for the reason why he did it?

England: Like bloody hell you would do that!

Riku: -plasters sadistic smirk on face- Okay, so, France, Russi-

England: Shut the bloody hell up.

Riku: Thought so. ^^ Anyways, this is just only the introduction session. Hey everyone, why won't you say hey?

Italy: Veh~! Ciao [1] ~!

Germany: Hallo.

Japan: Nee [1].

America: WASSUP!

England: Hello, you bloody gits.

Riku: Wow, I didn't know you like talking about yourself.

England: -rolls eyes-

France: Bonjour [1] ~.

Russia: Hello. Would you become one with me?

Riku: I'll pass.

China: Oh go-

Russia: Kolkolkolkolkol

Riku: -especially not scared of Russia- -huffs and gives him a sunflower-

Russia: Oh spasibo [2], Riku. ^^

Riku: No problem.

China: Ni hao [1], aru!

Spain: Hola [1], personas [3]!

Prussia: Hallo, and did zhe awesomeness increase in this room? Wait, it already did because I'm in the room.

Romano: Potato bastard 2, was that really damn necessary?

Prussia: YES!

Hungary: -_-+ Don't make me.

Prussia: Vhat? Get fucked up?

Hungary: -_-++ -hits him with frying pan-

Everyone else: -not amused-

Prussia: Vhat was zhat for?!

Hungary: I really don't zhink it's zhe smartest idea to talk to me at zhe moment…

Romano: Anyways, ciao bastardos.

Hungary: Hallo.

Austria: Hallo.

Riku: Well, the introduction session is over. Make sure you add some questions and dares for Italy, Germany, and Japan!