I am SO SO SO SO SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATED! Last minute school business kept me busy. But it's SUMMER TIIME AND IM FEELIN ALL RIGHT! Which means faster updates, more chapters and more torturing- I mean playing T or D with the characters. Ah heh. Oh and I didn't want to be cliché and make myself the host so I invited my lovely OC Cynthia to take over. I don't want to break the fourth wall. It is, after all, made of paper mache. (I so lazy :P) I honestly think I did HORRIBLE on this chapter, but I figured that I should update fast, so yeah. Don't like, don't read, just leave. Oh, and for Thetigerlovescats and agarfinkle, I'm sorry, but your requests have to wait until chapter 3 (this is chapter two)! Well, without further ado, enjoy!

T or D with FT chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail. I only own Cynthia.

Set after time skip.

Third person's POV:

By the time the main guilds of Fiore (Fairy Tail, Blue Pegasus, Mermaid Heel, Lamia Scale, Crime Sorciere, Sabertooth, Quatro Cerberus and more if you guys request it)arrived, the Blue Pegasus Guild Hall was crowded and lively, filled with laughter and cheer. Well, at least, for now. With all of the guilds here...well, let's hope nothing blows up. In a secret room, Ichiya, Ninchiya, Master Bob, and the Trimens were conferencing.

"Eve, good job with that snow storm. Now the guilds can't possibly get out without us finishing our job. Ren, thank you for using your air magic to make sure that if the guilds DO try getting out, they'll be struck with high winds. Hibiki, thanks to you, there isn't a single electronic in the guild that will turn on unless you turn them on (haha, yeah yeah, no dirty jokes). This way, the guilds won't try to excuse themselves out of the game with electronic reasons. Ichiya and Ninchiya, I gave you a very high honor…Did you make sure that the guest rooms were clean?" Master Bob asked. The duo weren't the best when it came to important matters around the guild hall so they had put them in the position that they would least likely break something. But of course, they managed to put a chip on the toilet, smashed a table in half, and made a large hole in the bar, which was now served as a second door. Ichiya and Ninchiya nodded, and the meeting ran on for about five more minutes when Hibiki brought up the question everyone besides Master Bob was wondering.

"Um, Master Bob, not to be nosy, but why are we hosting this game of Truth or Dare? And why are all the guilds here?" He asked.

"Yes, I was afraid you'd ask that. Well, long ago, I met Mirajane Strauss, a member of Fairy Tail. She had found and retrieved something very important of mine, and so I owed her a favor. Now, she has asked me that, in return from that favor, if I can host this game for her 'match making games'. She knew her Master would never agree to get all the guilds together, and she figured, since I owe her a favor, that she could ask me to do it here. As for all the guilds, it was Mirajane's request." The group stared, confused for a minute, letting reality sink in. They were hosting this out of a favor? It just didn't sound right. After all, it was quite extravagant. Master Bob cleared his throat, ripping the men (ICHIYA) out of their thoughts.

"Now, isn't it about time we joined our guests?" he smiled, before leading them down the stairs, and toward the guild hall.

Master Bob had all the guests sit down in a large room, which was right in front of the guild hall. After multiple attempts in quieting Fairy Tail's fights, Quatro Cerberus's shouting of 'wildness', and the flirting of Blue Pegasus (typical of all of them….*sweat drop*) the host arrived, shutting everyone up with an effective burst of random color coming from the stairs that made everybody stop and look up to see who it was. (Please forgive me for this, I know it's an OC but I promise, I'll try to make her as flawed as possible because I know OC's are usually and annoyingly powerful and stuff.) It was a petite girl with a simple outfit, with tan flip flops, a white flower embroidery collar blouse, and cuffed jeans that ended right where her knees started. Her white headband sat on a mass of long black-brown hair which went down to her shoulders, which was the same color as her eyes. Her long dark lashes were framing said eyes, and her tinted lips were fixed in a scolding frown. A sword was gleaming in the light on her back belt and her guild mark was on her left calf, a light blue like all Blue Pegasus members.

"Right! This is Cynthia Storm, an S class mage, and the host of tonight's games," Master Bob grinned, introducing the girl.

"Games? What games?" Erza demanded, her eyebrows scrunched in confusion. She sort of, kind of, maybe had been tricked into coming by saying it was a banquet…..

"Truth or Dare! If we're gonna have a get together, we NEED games! During the next few nights, we'll be playing Truth or Dare! That is, if you stay that long, which most likely you will, thanks to that snowstorm outside. Anyways, we figured this ought to be interesting, so we set up Surveillance Lacrimas so that watchers from across Fiore can give you guy's truths and dares! Won't that be fun? Oh, and if you refuse a truth or dare, there are a few punishments that can be arranged. For instance, we got the magic proof tank of hungry weasels, and then we also have the nightmare machine, which we can put on your head to put you in a nightmare!" Cynthia smiled. Everyone gulped, when a small beep beep beep! rang through the room. Cynthia ran over to a large scroll sitting on a pedestal and opened it.

"Our first truth or dare request already? Oh, let's see. The first one is by lexi loves anime:

Make Elfman and Evergreen dance a celtic dance please! :3 and Gajeel and Levy dress-up into Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf...Of course, from the romantic version, if you may XD.

"Well, that sounds interesting. Let's see...oh! There we are!" Cynthia smirked, as the Trimens pulled a clothes rack into the room. "This way to the dressing rooms!" Cynthia said, pointing down a hallway. Slowly Evergreen, Elfman, Gajeel, and Levy walked down the hallway, Elfman muttering things like "This is not manly!" When they were all changed, Evergreen sighed before beginning to dance. Elfman began to too, joining hands with Evergreen and hopping up and down.

"Elfman! That's not Celtic dancing! THIS is Celtic dancing!" Evergreen shouted, doing an obviously practiced routine. Everyone stared dumbfounded as Evergreen constantly repeated the pattern to Elfman, while the latter continued to trip and fall.

"No no no! Elfman, you're supposed to HOP not jump! And you have to tap! No-stop stomping! You have to-NO!" Evergreen scolded, while Elfman was staring confused at his shoes, as if they were the ones doing something wrong.

"How many times do I have to show you this?! It's right, left, forward twice, back once, left, right, diagonal, double jump, hop, hop, spin and land!" she shouted, frustrated.

"But it's not manly! Being a man I must do MANLY things, not hop with tapping shoes! This is completely stupid!" He frowned, defending himself.

"What was that now? Celtic dancing-STUPID?! Stone eyes!" Evergreen fumed before taking off her glasses, turning Elfman to stone.

"Well...that ends that...Levy! Gajeel! Here are your scripts!" Cynthia sweat dropped, handing a few papers to the said characters. In a red cloak, Levy pretended to walk through a door, while Gajeel laid in a bed, in a wolf costume. "Hello Grandmother! How are you today?" Levy asked, reading the page quickly.

"Good, my dear! Now, why don't you come over and give your granny a...kiss?" Gajeel murmured, choking out the word kiss. Levy looked disappointed but went forward.

"Oh, granny, there must be something wrong! I mean, look! What big eyes you have!" Levy said, stepping forward.

"Um..." Gajeel blinked, forgetting his line, lost in Levy's eyes. "And what big teeth you have!" She continued, stepping closer again.

"And how hairy your arms are!" she continued, stepping forward again. At that Gajeel grunted and said his line quickly.

"No no, precious, I'm just wearing a sweater!" he muttered, looking away.

"And what…a-a….I mean-" Levy stumbled, blushing as she landed on top of Gajeel. She was having trouble remembering her line when she was so close….If only she could-"Oh...well, we'll give them a little privacy. Um, oh look at that, we have another letter! This one's by Jeffry!

I was thinking of taking Lucy, Natsu and Wendy into a room and making them do some truth/dares. For a truth I'd have them admit to each other what their most scared of in the whole world, for dares I'd make Wendy eat some pickled plums, Lucy has to call out and insult Aquarius and then I'd dare Natsu to try and squeeze through a small gap in a bunk bed ladder and if he gets stuck the girls have to spank him." Cynthia grinned devilishly. "I guess we can arrange that. This way, please."

Lucy, Natsu, and Wendy sat in a fashionably simple room, with beautiful lilac colored walls. The bottom parts of the walls were paneled in white wood. The floor was white and light purple tile, matching the color of the walls. A large glass table sat in the center of the room, elegant white chairs matching its white legs. A glass vase of blue pimpernel flowers sat in the center, and Lucy glared at Natsu as if to say 'don't you dare wreck this room. We have to pay for enough repairs.' A wooden bunk bed ladder was being placed in the room, on the opposite wall of the three large, floor to ceiling windows that were curtained with white lace, the middle window actually a door that led to a white balcony.

"This is our meeting room," Cynthia said, noticing how they looked around, as if amazed that it wasn't going under repairs. As they looked around, she sat down at the table, motioning for them to do the same. Smirking, she pulled the list of dare/truths out of her pocket and gave them an evil grin. "Alright, the first dare is to admit your worst fear. Now, spill the beans."

Suddenly, three sharp knocks rang throughout the room, interrupting the awkward silence that practically (and ironically) screamed 'who's gonna go first?' Cynthia facepalmed and sighed.

"Of course! I HAD to forget about the guest star. Well, first thing's first, Jeffry, come in!" She yelled, as the door swung open.

A cloaked figure entered the room, sweeping in silently, like a ghost. The cloak's color was a mix between deep indigo and pitch black, and as the cloak moved, it made no sound, as inky and smooth as oil. It covered the person's face easily, so that the request-giver's identity was not shown. They had a voice modifier that also served as the clasp, a shiny turquoise stone framed with silver.

"This is Jeffry, and they will be giving the rest of their dares/truth! Sorry, about that, Jeffry, guess I slipped up and forgot about you coming over," Cynthia apologized, scratching the back of her head. From under the cloak, everyone could hear muffled talking as Cynthia smiled, seeming to understand everything that was coming out of Jeffry's mouth. Jeffry walked forward, tapping the stone so that it glowed, and their voice came out Darth Vader-style.

"To refresh your minds, the dare was to admit your worst fear to each other. Now, go on," Jeffry said simply, waiting, watching.

"I guess I'll go first….my worst fear is….." Lucy sighed, opening her mouth to whisper but Cynthia stopped her.

"You have to say it loud enough so that the Lacrima can hear it, Lucy. If you don't, well, where's the fun in that?" Cynthia smiled.

Lucy glared at her, but the other young woman seemed unfazed.

"My worst fear is…losing my keys," she murmured. None of the others seemed surprised.

"We meant your MORTAL fear, not your magical fear," Happy huffed, having refused to let Natsu go into the room without him.

"Fine! (Deep breath) M-my worst MORTAL (glares at Happy) fear is…..spiders. They're so creepy and silent! Hate them!" Lucy shuddered.

Natsu and Happy busted out laughing, and Natsu made a figure of a spider with flames on his hand and began laughing hysterically as Lucy let out a high pitched squeak. She looked as if she wanted to run and lock herself in the bathroom. Hanging her head in embarrassment, she allowed Wendy to stroke her back and whisper comforting words to her. Noticing this, Cynthia frowned and waited as two beams of light burst from her hands and hit them squarely across their faces, holding them off the ground by the collar and backpack.

"You shouldn't tease a lady. Now apologize," Cynthia scolded, shaking her head at them.

"S-sorry," Natsu and Happy muttered. Luckily, after a particularly long silence where Cynthia pressed ice packs to Happy and Natsu's faces, Wendy saved the day.

"On another note, I shall now admit my worst fear. My worst fear…is anything underground. As a sky dragon slayer, I am best in the air, not underground. I fear that if I stay underground too long, then faces and long, nimble fingers will emerge out of the shadows and wrap around me…I won't be able to breathe, or move, and…and…and then, I cannot imagine any further because by then I would have ran out," admitted Wendy, shivering as if the fingers were closing around her petite form. A dark aura formed around her, and a flashlight lighted her face. (Sorry about the strange way she was talking. I was in a old-timey mood.) Lucy gave her a strange look and scooted away from her. Natsu stayed put, staring at the ground, fidgeting with his fingers. He, this time, did not laugh, as if something was weighing heavily on his mind. Noticing this, Happy began to fly around him, frowning and poking him occasionally. It was not like Natsu to act like this. Everybody else seemed to notice too. Jeffry sat down on one of the chair, turning so that they seemed to be facing Natsu. "So, we've told our fears. It's time for you, Natsu."

"M-my greatest f-fear? HAH! I h-have no fear! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fire dragon slayers don't have fear!" Natsu shrugged it off, but you could hear the nervousness in his tone.

"Might as well spit it out, Natsu. I won't leave until you admit your fear," Jeffry spoke.

"We have 15 more dares and truths to go so don't think you have a lot of relaxing time. Come on! Just admit your stupid fear!" Cynthia sighed (I seriously have 15 more truths/dares. I'm gonna have to make some quick like I did with Wendy's).

"Alright, fine! I'm scared of the dark, happy? The light of my flames and the dark don't mix! That's why I secretly like Sting better than Rouge! Wait- did I just say that out loud?" Natsu blurted out, reddening to the color of his flames in embarrassment.

"If you mean out loud to half the country and right into the face of all the guild members currently in this building, then yes!" Cynthia smiled sweetly, and still kept her smile as she heard Rouge scream certain choice words at Natsu, cursing him again and again. Sting's laughing could be heard as people attempted to calm Rouge down to no avail. Natsu put his head in his hands and sighed. He had a bad feeling that he would not want to turn off the lights to go to sleep tonight, or else the shadows would do something to him. Something, much, much worse than anything Wendy had imagined…

"Next, is for Wendy to eat pickled plums," Jeffry announced, and triumphantly holding up a jar of pickled plums.

"So, Wendy, eat up!" Cynthia smirked, opening the jar and putting a single pickled plum on a dish. Wendy cautiously poked at it with a chopstick, and shuffled backwards as it oozed a bright pink liquid. Gushing out, the liquid didn't look very appealing, the clear-ish pink-ish fluid slowly creeping across the plate. When 5 minutes ticked by with no action, everybody was starting to get bored.

"Natsu, your turn!" Cynthia announced loudly, shattering the silence.

"What?! Why me?" Natsu screeched.

"Because Lucy will most likely end up in the infirmary, and Wendy we have NO idea what'll happen to her when she eats that plum, so while the two girls are here, we might as well do yours in case the girls have to deliver your punishment. Your dare is to squeeze yourself into a gap in a bunk bed ladder, and if you get stuck, you get spanked by Lucy and Wendy. Now, can we get on with it? I have lunch in an hour," Jeffry explained, scowling from inside the cloak (you can see the bottom half of their face).

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine," Natsu pouted, walking up to the wooden bunk bed ladder propped up in one corner. Lucy and Wendy sat on the floor, Lucy with a 'I wanna watch this" look on her face. Slipping his arms through a gap in it, he wiggled his head through it, with only slight difficulty.

"Hey! This isn't so bad! HA, I can SO do this," Natsu grinned, pushing with his legs to slip his torso in. He only got as far as his hips when he stopped moving. Pushing with his legs, he only managed to get out by another centimeter. Pulling back his body to get out the way he got in was admitting failure, but at this point, Natsu had no choice. He tried it that way, but he only moved another centimeter again.

"Uhhhh….I think I'm stuck…" Natsu admitted, pushing with both his arms and legs.

"No duh, Sherlock. That wedge would have been too small for even Lucy to get through. You should've analyzed it first," Jeffry smirked, stifling a laugh as Natsu glared their way.

"Well girls, you know what that means. It's time to spank Natsu!" Cynthia giggled, full out laughing when she saw the color draining out of Lucy's face and Wendy's becoming more colorful by the minute. It was as if someone had poured all the blood out of Lucy and poured it into Wendy. Slowly and hesitantly, Lucy approached Natsu, his rear end sticking up into the air. Wendy trailed behind her, cowering in embarrassment. Raising her hand, she readied her palm, and swung it down with such force, it made a loud TWAP! echo around the room and made Natsu howl in pain. Lucy hurriedly rushed away, muttering "Sorry, Natsu!" and covering her blush (don't get me wrong, I only do shippings in this fanfic if you request them in your truths/dares. BTW, I'll make them sweeter if their fanon.). Wendy, being the gentle person she it, gently tapped Natsu's…erm…Gluteus Maximus instead. But that must have felt like a spank to Natsu after Lucy's stinging spank because he hissed and gripped the wooden ladder.

"I'm so sorry, Natsu-san!" Wendy called out. Suddenly Carla appeared at her side.

"Child, if you ever want them to respect you, you must not apologize for punishment!' she scolded.

"C-carla?" Wendy sniffed.

"Yes, child?" Carla responded.

"Happy's staring at you really weirdly." Happy stared at her longingly, dropping his fish. Carla sniffed and turned away. Happy's eyes turned white and there was a shattering sound, as if his heart had broken. He fell to the ground, stiff as stone. "Anyone else hear that shattering sound?" Jeffry asked.

"Welcome to anime. You hear things like that a lot," Cynthia nodded. Picking up the dropped fish, Carla floated to Happy and slapped him with it.

"Wake up, you imbecile," she huffed.

"Now Lucy, would you mind if you did your dare?" Cynthia asked politely.

"Yes, hers was to call out and insult Aquarius, her most feared spirit," Jeffry nodded, a smirk on their face.

"Eh?! Why me?! Fine…." Lucy mumbled, shivering at the thought of the water that she would soon have to face. Going into the bathtub, they found that the tub was already slightly filled with lukewarm water.

"Open, gate of the water bearer, Aquarius!" Sticking her hand in the filled bath tub, there was a blinding flash before Aquarius showed up.

"Why did you call me here? I was on a date with my boyfriend. My HOT boyfriend," Aquarius emphasized, as Lucy steamed and yelled at her. Taking a deep breath, Lucy opened her mouth, preparing herself for the most painful wipeout in wipeout history.

"Aquariusyouaresuchajerkyourboyfriendisnothotinanysortofway. YourheadresslooksdumbandIhopeyouandScorpiobreakup," she managed, squeezing her eyes shut, preparing for the flood of water that would soon come.

"Is that all, Heartfilia?" Aquarius asked warning held in her tone, eyes narrowed, like a cobra coiled up, ready to strike, debating how much force they would have to attack with to make it hurt as much as possible.

"Y-yes….." Lucy whispered quietly, just barely loud enough for the Lacrima stationed in one corner could make out.

"Alright then, prepare yourself, puny mage. As for the rest of you, don't try to block the force of water by standing in my target range. I need all of it focused on little Goldilocks here, not even the tiniest spray hitting one of you," Aquarius snarled. Staying out of out the way from high powered streams of water? Sounds good. Everyone stepped back as Lucy shot them a panicked look, muttering "How could you, you traitors!" before about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water got dumped on her, probably sending her off to the infirmary. When Aquarius was satisfied, a group of people took her away to the Blue Pegasus infirmary, and the results of Lucy's examination came back on a sheet of paper. She had a sprained ankle, broken arm, a little water in her which she was throwing up right about now, and she had been bruised all over her right leg, but nothing a little healing magic couldn't fix. She would be fine in two days. Which also meant, because Lucy was in a state where she could not move from the infirmary, Fairy Tail was stuck here for two days. Cynthia tried to cheer them by saying the snowstorm would've kept them here anyway, but the mood wasn't as cheerful as before. Jeffry got everyone to cheer up again when they mentioned Lucy would have a Lacrima showing everything that was broadcasted here and that she would have wanted them to laugh and be happy.

"Cynthia-san, Natsu-san, Jeffery-san, would it help lighten the mood if I were to do my dare?" Wendy asked nervously, wringing a corner of her dress with her fingers.

"Yes, Wendy-chan, I suppose that would at least get our minds off it," Cynthia nodded graciously. Taking a deep breath, Wendy plopped the plum into her mouth before she could try otherwise, chewed. And chewed. And chewed. And chewed. Finally, she swallowed, making a gagging sound as she forced it down her throat. In 30 seconds, Wendy's face turned into a rainbow. First, she looked green, then blue, then downright purple, then red because everybody was staring at her, yellow, pure white, then green again. After a while, her pupils shrank to the size of a pea, and slowly, oh so very slowly, she became stiff and fell to the floor. Everyone crowded around her, murmuring things like "What was that?" and "Is she alright?". Once again, a group of nurses came to carry Wendy down the hall, and back to the infirmary. The next few minutes went by in a blur, seeming unreal and hazy. Jeffry left, handing the cloak and clasp over to Cynthia, leaving before anyone could see what they really looked like. She came back with a small scribbled note, smiling as she read it.

"What is it?" Natsu asked, the only mage in the room with Cynthia who had managed to escape the infirmary.

"The next truths and dares. And I have a feeling we're going to have a lot of….fun with this one."