Chapter 2 - MARIO GETS A VASECTOMY
Mario awoke with a sack covering his head. He heard a familiar voice growl "He's awake. Take it off." Suddenly, the sack was torn off of him and he could see. A single, dim lamp swayed above him. He was tied to a chair, still naked. "Good. I want you to feel all of what I'm going to do to you." He started thinking "who would want to do something to me?" The person slowly walked into his line of sight. He recognized him now... it was Sonic. "So, fat boy! How does it feel to be in the spotlight, huh? ME having to go onto YOUR console? Whatever happened to the Sega Saturn? The fucking WII? What kind of name is Wii anyway? That's so fucking stu..." He continued his ranting and raving. Mario was panicking. He writhed and squirmed, trying to get free, until he noticed the rusty hook and sewing needle on the small table beside him. He froze. "W-what are you gonna do to me?" Sonic slowly walked over to the table and picked up the hook. "I'm gonna have some fun!" Mario barely managed to yelp out, "You do-you don't understand! I never meant to do this! It just happened!" A sly smile played across Sonic's face. "Too bad!" Sonic had obviously gone insane. There was no reasoning with him, and Mario realized that. Sonic edged closer, thrusting the hook in his face. "See this? This is gonna go in your nuts." Mario couldn't believe it. He thought he was just going to kill him. At least with that route he wouldn't have to suffer for too long. "Well, Mario! Time for your vasectomy." "Oh god no!" Mario yelped. Sonic began his sick operation. He slowly worked the tip of the hook into the apex of Mario's scrotum. Pain and fear pulsed through Mario's body. Sonic twisted the hook, then yanked out and downward. Mario's balls split open with a disgusting shlorp! Mario was screaming without end at this point. Sonic fished through Mario's testes, looking for the vasa deferentia. "Ooh, looks like spaghetti! How fitting for you, buddy!" He pulled it out and made an incision with the hook. Mario couldn't take it anymore. He started flailing about and tried to bite at Sonic. "That's no good!" He socked Mario in the face. He settled back down. Sonic set down the hook and grabbed the sewing needle and thread. He held the severed parts of the vasa deferentia and sewed a blockade with the thread inside the tube. Threading through the ends of the tubes, he stitched them back together. He sewed the scrotum back together. "We're all done here, Mario! Did you have fun?" Mario's screaming didn't stop. "Well, time for you to go home!" Mario felt the same 2x4 come down onto his head with a satisfying crack.
