Lol, I'm taking refuge in this story! I'm just going to make it a ranting story! I'm going to rant about random things, ok? So, here we go!
DISCLAIMER: I couldn't write 26 chapters in a story in 10 YEARS!
Thalia's POV
Oh yeah! She gave me another chance to rant! Last time it was about LOVE. This time, I'm ranting about teen pregnancy. Seriously? They don't have anything better to do than have sex? I bet they wanted to get pregnant so they would stay with that person… Psh. Idiots. It only makes the relationship worse! How many teen dads want to stay around? I'm a freaking teen and I don't even want to THINK about that! Well, I have to in order to rant about it. So, they need to mark their calendar when their last period was! Like, seriously? It's usually about 17-24 days after they have it that they can make a baby! I'm not embarrassed to say any of these things. Tacos are delicious! Wow, that was random. Whoops. Anyway, how do they not know? Even I keep track of- uhh no need to get into my personal sex life—anyway! Seriously? Wow they are STUPID! Here's a clip from a video; "You can't pretend?" Girl shakes head "Not even a little?" Girl shakes head again "What if I was a Turtle?" Okay! Wrong clip! Here it is; I didn't WANT to be a dad!" girl starts crying hysterically and walks closer to boy "But you said you loved me!" Boy shoves her away "Don't touch me!" Oooh! JERRY JERRY JERRY! Um, sorry. Wow, that was… random… So… Why do people do that? Three words; Condoms, birth control. They don't have the time to do either of those things? Maybe I don't want to know… Wow, I love this gig. You can rant about these things and no one can yell at you! Might have to persuade the author of this story to give me another time and I can rant about something else! How fun would that be? Seriously, who doesn't wan to rant? Anyway, who else agrees that being forced, or doing it on your own, to have sex at 13-17 is idiotic? Seriously, what 13-17 year old has nothing better to do than do it? Wow, I could be a health teacher! Idiots… They will loose their education, chance of a good job and their boyfriend? Not to mention they might end up with another kid in a few years. Or they could get sexually transmitted diseases. You guys get my point don't you? Anyway, come back next time for a rant about weed!
I had the strongest urge to yell out JERRY JERRY JERRY! During health yesterday. Wow, come back for me to rant about weed! And while you're at it, review! It's right there! -v
