S-H-I-P

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Title: "S-H-I-P"

Rip-off of: "T-E-A-M" from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown

Sung by: Cursed Pirates and Jack (during the battle between the Interceptor and the Black Pearl)

Barbossa: Gimme an "S"!

Cursed Pirates (CP): S!

Barbossa: Gimme an "H"!

CP: H!

Barbossa: Gimme an "I"!

CP: I!

Barbossa: Gimme a "P"!

CP: P!

Barbossa: What does that spell?

CP: SHIP!

There is no ship

Like the best ship,

Which is the Black Pearl, right here!

And we'll show you it's the best ship

In the Caribbean Sea this year!

And in no time

We'll be big time

With the famous buccaneers!

For all we have to do is win one more battle

And eternal fame is ours!

Jack: (spoken) Dear Pen Pal,

(sung) You'll never guess what happened today

At the sea battle.

It's hard to believe what happened today

At the sea battle.

I was the captain,

Ana Maria was first mate,

And all of the crew was the same as always.

But somehow or other disaster struck

At the sea battle.

CP: There is no ship

Like the best ship,

Which is the Black Pearl, right here!

And we'll show you it's the best ship

In the Caribbean Sea this year!

And in no time

We'll be big time

With the famous buccaneers!

For all we have to do is win one more battle

And eternal fame is ours!

Jack: The Pearl had caught up

And now we had no ammo.

They fired at will

And we took a big, hard blow.

I yelled "Gibbs, shoot that guy,

You're at the right angle."

He fired as easy as pie…

And missed him.

I don't think it's good for a crew's morale

To see their captain cry.

Lizzie helped out by smacking a pirate

And loosening a few of his teeth.

Ana dropped anchors from up in the crow's nest

And KO'd the pirates beneath.

Yes, we had fortitude;

No one can argue with that.

And we could've won when I saw something move

By Barbossa's hat.

CP: There is no ship

Like the best ship,

Which is the Black Pearl, right here!

And we'll show you it's the best ship

In the Caribbean Sea this year!

And in no time

We'll be big time

With the famous buccaneers!

For all we have to do is win one more battle

And eternal fame is ours!

Jack: I had knocked one guy out

And there were more to go.

I saw that monkey that had the medallion,

I know.

I chased him around from ship to ship

And I reached---

Jack's Crew (disappointedly): Awwww…

Jack: Dear Pen Pal,

I've heard where you really live is quite far.

Please send directions

On how I can get where you are.

Your friend,

Captain Jack.

Jack mails two copies of this letter. He sends one to Charlie Brown and the other to Johnny Depp.