Hermione opened her laptop the next morning, taking a big breath and she copy and pasted the link to the FanFiction site onto an email to Harry.

Subject Line: Don't show Ginny

To: Harry Potter (at )

She sighed, and hit 'send'.

Harry heard the small 'ding' that meant that a new email came in. He clicked open the tab, seeing the subject like' Don't show Ginny' from Hermione. Harry's forehead scrunched and he scanned the link, which he then clicked on. Waiting for it to load, the ran his hands over his wand...

Harry took the wand. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wand above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls. Hagrid whooped and clapped and Mr. Ollivander cried, "Oh, bravo! Yes, indeed, oh, very good. Well, well, well... how curious... how very curious..."

He put Harry's wand back into its box and wrapped it in brown paper, still muttering, "Curious... curious...

"Sorry," said Harry, "but what's curious?"

Mr. Ollivander fixed Harry with his pale stare.

"I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather is in your wand, gave another feather - just one other. It is very curious indeed that you should be destined for this wand when its brother - why, its brother gave you that scar."

Harry was brought back to the present when the screen flashed to the tab. He typed in 'Harry Potter' into the search bar. He saw a number of confusing things before he heard another 'ding' and saw the Hermione had added something new.

Type in your name, then 'ships'.

Harry, bemused, did so. He looked at the first that came up.

"Ron and Hermione? Aww! But not me."

"Me and Hermione? As if." He made retching sounds, then laughed.

"Harry? Who are you talking to?" Ginny walked in. Harry slammed down his laptop too late.

"Ron told me about it, Harry- not to fondly, either, something about teenage fears and all... you weren't looking up ships, were you? Harry?"

His guilty look caused him to loose his laptop in a bout three seconds.

"Luna? Draco?! Me and Hermione?! Harry, AURGHHHH!" And she smashed it. As soon as she walked out, Harry repaired it in seconds.

Okay, so. I know email wouldn't work if the interwebs was down, but...

Sorry for the late update!

Love, Briar