Random Creepers.
Yay so I am actually updating this earlier than I expected. Woohoo, this story might not die half way through. And like all of the other chapters this one is both crap and crack so enjoy.
After school Cartman was waiting for Kenny by the lockers when he noticed someone staring at him, strangely it was Clyde looking puzzled about what his next move would be. He started walking towards Cartman, weaving through the sea of teens until he was standing right in front of the much large boy, then he did something quite unexpected, he grabbed Cartman by the shoulders, he pulled himself up to his ears and whispered something that actually made Cartman blush. Clyde got off of Cartman and walked over to Tweek who had just gotten out of English, Looking over his shoulder he added, "See ya' round' six, Ok?" and continued on his way.
When Cartman and Kenny got home Kenny was nearly thrown into the basement as Cartman quickly ditched his stuff and headed out the door, Mrs. Cartman was nowhere to be seen so Mary-Sue decided that this was her best shot. She snuck into the Cartman house hold and swiftly made her way down to the basement. Kenny was staring at her from the desk he was sitting at; he was actually doing his homework because there was no porn allowed in the basement. Mary-Sue picked the lock and pushed open the cage door, Kenny had been sharpening his pencil and watching her like his life depended on it.
"C'mon Kenny we gotta get out of here now!" Mary-Sue insisted, Kenny just kept on staring at her, "Hurry up!" With that Kenny got up holding his sharpened pencil in hand and slowly walked over to her and thrusted1 the pencil into her stomach, then heart and lunges until he was satisfied, he then wiped the pencil using her shirt, picked her up carried her to the kitchen where he hoped that her blood wouldn't stain anything walked back to his cage, closed the door and went back to his homework.
Cartman stared at the scene before him, Tweek, Clyde and Thomas were making out on Craig's bed. It was one of the hottest things he had ever seen, and he wasn't even remotely attracted to them, but he was getting so hard!
Craig placed his hand on Cartman shoulder, "I see you are enjoying my boys, you can have any one."
"I don't want any of your whores, Craig."
"Would I do then?" Craig slowly dragged his hand down to Cartman's erection and squeezed
because i am a lazy asshole that is where i shall stop.
