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Chapter Two
BPOV
It was the first day of school at the glorious Forks High. I was excited, but nervous at the same time. Rose and Emmett planned on doing some major public displays of affection to, I quote: "make sure all the slime bags keep their hands of my girl". Rose didn't care, she only had eyes for Emmett, so was apparently at ease with whatever he was up to, just as long as he didn't end up making an ass of himself.
Alice and Jasper were going to keep their relationship quiet and just get on with the whole 'being back at school for the 50th time' thing. While Edward and I thought we would do a sneak and pretend that we were only brother and sister, I didn't like the idea of not being able to freely kiss Edward for a whole seven hour day. But we thought it was for the best, and that Renesmee wouldn't want her old folks all over each other at school as well as at home. Alice said she had some pretty freaky visions of us at school with the path we had decided to take so I couldn't wait to find out how that was going to pan out.
Alice came bounding up the stairs, yelling at everyone to wake up. It was way too early for this kind of energetic behaviour, so I got out of bed and slammed the door shut just as she was about to walk in. I guess she didn't see that coming, as I heard a resounding 'thud' as she hit her face hard on the door. I quickly ran to the bed and hid in Edwards arms under the covers before she could react too quickly.
"She's rather angry love", Edward said quietly to me.
"You would be too if I flattened your nose with a door, Edward", I replied.
He chuckled softly into my hair. "Here she goes, she's going to boil over, don't say I didn't warn you!"
Edward then got up and went to the bathroom, probably trying to run away from the tiny monster that was fuming behind our door.
The door swung open, revealing a rather disgruntled looking Alice.
"Holy hell Bella, are you trying to reconstruct my nose, or just make me look like a pug dog that rear-ended the back end of a bus?", she screeched.
I laughed quietly. "No Alice, I was merely giving you a warning that if you come in here yelling your head off to get out of bed it could possibly be one of the last things you do".
"I was just going to tell you that if you don't hurry up we will be late for school", she replied.
"Alice we could leave here one minute before the bell rings, and still make it on time with the way this family drives", I said, flopping back down onto the bed.
"That is ridiculous Bella, not even we drive that fast!", she quickly stated.
"Well nearly Alice. Look, I'm sorry I made your nose a little flat, is it back to its normal shape yet?", I questioned apologetically.
"Not yet, but it will be soon, after I give you your punishment!" Alice laughed, and I could hear Edward in the bathroom laughing rather loudly.
"My punishment!" I cried, "No Alice, I am so sorry for what I did! It will never happen again!" I was almost yelling.
"What's going on?" Rosalie and Renesmee came out of their rooms to see what the noise was, both ready for school, which didn't help my current situation.
"Young Bella here decided to slam the door in my face", Alice proclaimed.
I swear I could hear Edward in the bathroom doubled over with laughter. "Shut up Edward" I yelled, he was meant to support me not laugh at me.
Alice smiled at my worried look. "So now to make up for it, I am going to give her a makeover and dress her how I like for school, and she can do nothing about it."
"Nooo" I yelled, "I'll wear the make-up, but please don't make me wear clothes that you choose Alice, please I beg you!".
"Shower now, I won't make you wear make-up. We are going to school and you have a husband, so you don't need to impress anyone, but you will wear what I say. Shower, now, hurry", she ordered.
For a tiny little pixie, she sure was scary sometimes. With that I walked off to our bathroom. Edward was standing behind the door waiting for me; as soon as I walked in he wrapped his arms around me and kissed my neck. I frowned. He knew my weakness…
"I'm sorry love, but that was so funny. I thought you would have learnt by now not to take Alice on in battle", he said in between kisses.
"Well apparently I had temporarily forgotten and needed reminding. Oh Edward what am I going to be forced into?". Nothing too revealing I hoped. "I don't want little pre-pubescent teenage boys whose voices haven't cracked drooling over me"
Edward hugged me tighter. "It's not bad love, I promise. Now shower, or the evil little pixie will be back again. I'll be waiting down stairs".
With that I got in the shower, the warm water felt so good against my cold skin, it almost felt like it was burning, but none the less the feeling was great. I washed my hair using the same strawberry shampoo that Edward loved to smell, and used a rose smelling body wash. Once I was done I wrapped a towel around my body and went to my bed. I was feeling nervous not knowing what Alice would pick out for me, I honestly thought that she would pick something totally wacky out for me to wear as pay back. Turns out I was wrong.
On my bed I found a pair of three quarter black tights with a black and grey checked shirt dress laid next to them. I actually didn't mind what Alice picked out for me, it showed off my legs well coming down to mid thigh, it gave me a bit of cleavage, but not too much and had a belt that sat high around my waist so it showed off my slim figure. Good work Alice, I thought to myself with a smile. I looked down to see she had a pair of black ballet flats on the floor waiting for me, needless to say I was very happy with today's choice of clothes.
I hopped down the stairs full of life ready for whatever the day was to throw at me, so to speak. Emmett gave me a big bear hug and commented on happy I was today, and Alice had seemed to forget that I tried to give her a nose job with the door. The whole family was gathered on the first floor awaiting my arrival before we headed off to school.
"Ok how are you all getting to school?" Carlisle said. He looked at Edward and seemed to nod his head. If I wanted I could get in on this conversation but I normally try to give everyone their privacy, they were probably just talking boring boy talk anyway. Boys, I thought to myself as I rolled my eyes.
"Well Rose and I are going to take the Hum 'o magic to school, anyone who wants to join us can" Emmett said with the dumbest smile I have ever seen.
"Emmett how on this green earth did you come up with Hum 'o magic?" Rosalie asked.
"Well you see Rose, the Jeep, she hums to me when I drive her, and it's a soothing sound. And well, you and I make magic in that car so, the Hum 'o Magic"
"Well I am never going in that car again, you never know what you might sit in" Jasper said. Alice and I made retching noises, while the rest of the family doubled over with laughter.
"I'll take my beautiful wife and my beautiful daughter in the "hum 'o Volvo" then eh?" Edward said, laughing to himself.
Edward drove a C30, 2009 Volvo in silver (of course). It was the only colour he was allowed to get, it bought back pleasant memories for the both of us of the last time I was here.
"Alright I will take my baby along with Jazz", Alice said.
"I thought Jazz was your baby?" Emmett replied. Wrong move Emmett I thought, and with that, Smack. Rose got him in the back of his head.
"Oww what?"
"Shut it Emmett" Rose warned.
Of course, Alice's car was a yellow, 911 turbo Porsche like the one she stole when we were saving Edward in Italy, she loved that thing like a mother loved her child. And with that we all left the house. Carlisle of course had a beautiful black Mercedes- Benz, S65 AMG 2008 edition. It was prefect for Carlisle, he loved it.
Alice and Jasper climbed in the Porsche. Rose and Emmett got in the Jeep. Even though we all knew Rose wanted to take her BMW M3 E93, in a shiny red colour, Emmett surprisingly won the war on who was to drive today. Rose would most likely drive the rest of the week though. Laughing at my thoughts I got in the Volvo, while Renesmee climbed in the back, as Edward hopped into the drivers seat.
"Here we go", I said to my family.
"I can't wait to repeat high school, not", Renesmee wasn't too happy about it, but we all knew she loved it deep down. She had a love of information, and made good use of her photographic memory, getting consistently top of the class marks in all subjects. Even P.E. She obviously got that from Edwards side.
"Cheer up, at least you haven't been though high school as many times as I have", Edward said with a wink.
With that, he picked up my hand, kissed my palm and speed off in the direction that the others had gone.
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