MEANWHILE..in Dumbledores office. "Squawk!" "Hoot!" "Squawk squawk!"
"Hoooooooot"
"Well, my feathered friends, I cannot say I am not shocked at your dirty
language, in fact I am so offended I may even leave the room!" Dumbledore
said good-naturedly, peering over his half-moon spectacles, "but Fawks! You
rascal, I would expect better from you, and Hedwig my friend, I think you
ought to return to the owlery" saying this, he sounded uncannily like
Gandalf, which in fact is who his character is based on (p.s I love him).
At that moment McGonagal came into the room, giving Dumbledore a strange
'why are you talking to animals again' look.
"Anyway, Albus, I came to you on a rather urgent matter, Hermione Granger
has been dating one of the house-elves.I suppose there is nothing really
wrong about the matter but I do grow worried for the girl and
well..speaking plainly I am not a fan of." she coughed nervously "inter-
species breeding."
"Good God there must be something seriously wrong with her. May I enquire
as to which particular house-elf this.this erm relationship involves?"
"I believe it is a new-comer to Hogwarts.Mr...Mr...Dobby."
"Yes.yes we've had several complaints about that sprightly young
gentlemen." Mcgonagall noticed a sparkle in his eye as he said this. She,
however thought this inappropriate, and kept her solemn expression firmly
in place. "Not. not that elf that keeps pestering dear old Mrs. Norris?
Filch has made several complaints about him."
"Yes.he's always been suspicious of her admirers." Said Dumbledore with a
chuckle.