Okay! I'm well aware this ain't aloud, people! I was ridiculously sick with a stomach bug aka puking and amonia so there! :P also to clarify certain things- if your confused by the randomness of this story, go to my other fic, "Hermes Cabin Rules". And also Chris Rodriguez is in fact a son of Hermes, it says so in the Ultimate Guide. Don't believe me- go to the camp half blood wiki page and look under Hermes's kids.