"NO! Mr. Squiggles! Anything! Anything but my pizza clock!"

"MMMEEERRROOOWWWW"

"NOOO! You stupid cat! The reason I got rid of you was not because you ate too much!"

"Mrow?"

"I got rid of you because Mr. Wammy told me that a great number of the kids were aller.."

"RRREEEEOOOWWWW"

"NO! Not to you! Just your species in general! No! KITTY! MR. SQUIGGLES!"

"HHHHIIIISSSSSS! RRROOWWW!"

"OW! MELLO JUST HAD TO CHOOSE YOU HUH?"

Meanwhile...

"Matt, I sense a disturbance."

"Really? Cause I sense a boss fight..."

"NOO! NOT MY PSP!"

Back with Roger..

"NOO! NOT MY FACE! AND MY PIZZA CLOCK! L WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Meanwhile...

"Watari, send a message to Roger right away. I have a feeling he's being mauled by that cat again."

"Of course."

The Next Day...

The only thing that people could say was, " What happened to your face?"

I hope you all learned to never throw out your cat. Thank you for your time.