"It isn't over yeeet?" the half-elven groans groggily, flips herself over on the sofa and buried her face in a cushion, "This fucking movie has been dragging on for-fucking-ever!" she lets out a muffled, pained growl.

"Shh!" whispers her human best friend Akita Neru before she shoves another cushion on top of Haku's mess of silver strands, making a sandwich of her head between two cushions, "Here comes the best part... he's gonna confess to her... wait for it... 'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb'. KYAAAAH! So romantic! Oh man, you should have seen it! Did you see it? They were, they were this close and he..."

"Yeah yeah yeah," Haku rises up from the sofa and attacks the blonde's face with the cushion she has nested her face in; the blow nearly makes Neru fall over, "just what the hell is this stupid movie about anyway?"

"Oh Hacchan, I really wish you bothered to watch it instead of lying your ass there snoozing throughout the movie. This is, like, the seventh time you asked me that." says Neru half jokingly, half seriously as she packs her mouth with a heaping handful of popcorn, "Edward Cullen, the hottest vampire on the planet falls in love with adorable Bella Swan. Damn, she better know she's lucky she's got a knight in shining -sparkling- armor there to save her every time. I knew from the start when they looked into each other's eyes that they're so in LUUV! Kyaaah that's soooo cute! Isn't that like..."

"No no no, I don't want anymore of that shi..."

"... your mom and dad?"

There is a disturbing silence, save for the sound of the movie, following Neru's seemingly innocent query. Haku reaches for the remote control and deliberately presses "Stop", resulting in a distressed whine from her friend. The half-elven then says between clenched teeth, "Don't, ever, talk to me about that 'love at first sight' shit. When my mom was lost in a forest in Hokkaido, my dad showed her the way back to the hotel she was staying at. She thought about him the same way you think about that Edward Idon'tgiveashitwhathislastnameis; she thought 'this guy is the hottest I've ever seen, and his being technically a beast makes me wet as hell' and they fell in 'love'. Then my dad begged the tribe chief to let them marry, which to the entire tribe's surprise he agreed. Then it turned out he was a complete asshole. Treated my mom and me like shit. I was 10 when my mom finally snapped and took me with her to Tokyo. It sucked I'm telling you. Totally sucked."

"But at least they did love each other, didn't they? I'm really sorry that they weren't together longer. I guess it kind of sucked. Edward and Bella though, at the end they get married, have kids and live HAPPILY EVER AFTER..."

At that, Haku wolfs down all of the popcorn in the bowl, making the blonde scream, but she can't hear one sound; she is busy entertaining herself with a crunching fest in her mouth.